Funky Picnic Brewery & Cafe Fort Worth, TX
Food
Appetizers
- Fried Goat Cheese$10.00
Four beer-battered goat cheese balls drizzled with honey
- Cheese Board$20.00
Assortments of seasonal cheeses and accoutrements served with house-made focaccia BEER PAIRING: It's Called Lovebus (Hefeweizen) La Raza (Mexican Lager)
- Chicken Wings$9.00
Five wings tossed in choice of sauce & served with a side of buttermilk or bleu cheese dressing. BEER PAIRING: Mild: Virtuous (Stout) Cherry Chipotle, Dr Pepper BBQ: Spice Queen (Doppelbock) Spicy: No Shirt, No Shoes, Wet Cats (Pale Ale) If You've Got the Magic ... (Hazy IPA) Naked: Funny Accent (ESB)
- Stuffed Cheesy Bread$11.00
Mozzarella and cheddar stuffed bread with garlic oil and parmesan crust. Served with a side of marinara
- Beer Cheese Fondue$15.00
Beer cheese fondue served with 18 pretzel bites and a side of stone-ground mustard. (VEGETARIAN) BEER PAIRING: La Raza (Mexican Lager)
- Loaded Fries$11.00
Fried potato wedges topped with mornay cheese sauce, bacon, jalapeños, and avocado crema. BEER PAIRING: No Shirt, No Shoes, Wet Cats (Pale Ale) Outrageous Accent (British Strong)
- Fried Onion Rings$8.00
House-Fried onion rings served with a side of spicy buttermilk dressing.
Salads
- Chopped Salad$16.00
Chicken, hard-boiled egg, bacon, avocado, goat cheese, tomatoes, and bleu cheese IPA dressing BEER PAIRING: No Shirt, No Shoes, Wet Cats (Pale Ale) If You've Got the Magic ... (Hazy IPA)
- Caesar Salad$12.00
Romaine lettuce, parmesan, croutons, and caesar dressing
- Italian House Salad$8.00
Romaine, olives, tomatoes, onions, croutons, parmesan cheese with a house-made Italian dressing
- Side Salad$4.00
Pizzas
- I Ain't Alfredo No Ghost$14.00
Alfredo sauce, mozzarella, goat cheese, and parmesan
- Holy Moly Pepperoni$14.00
Marinara sauce, mozzarella, and a whole lot of pepperoni
- Lil' Supreme$16.00
Marinara sauce, Italian sausage, bell peppers, mushrooms, olives, & onions
- Go With the Buffa-flo$15.00
Buffalo sauce, mozzarella, carmilzed onions, bacon, grilled chicken, & buttermilk
- You Feel Lucky Punk?$17.00
10" Pizza with Marinara, Italian Sausage, House-made Ricotta Cheese, Mozzarella, Spicy Honey, Red Pepper Flakes, and Basil
- Margherita Pizza$16.00
Marinara sauce, burrata cheese, tomatoes, & basil
- Spicy Pizza Diavola$15.00
Salami pizza with marinara sauce, mozzarella, jalapeño, olives and honey
- Can't Beat This Meat Pizza$18.00
10" pizza with marinara sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni, Italian sausage, bacon, ham, ricotta and parmesan
- The Shredder$14.00
Pesto base, mozzarella, shaved asparagus, roasted mushrooms, & goat cheese Limit 5 pizzas per online order; please call restaurant for larger take-out orders to verify availability!
- BYO Pizza$11.00
Sandwiches & Burgers
- The TABC Sandwich$16.00
Turkey, avocado, bacon, and cheddar with tomato, arugula, pickled red onions, and peppercorn-dill aioli all sandwiched in large pieces of sourdough bread with a side of chips. BEER PAIRING: Vibes (Kolsch) Funny Accent (ESB) Y'alltbier (Altbier)
- Sweet Home Avocado Sandwich$14.00
Avocado, Swiss cheese, goat cheese, arugula, and pesto on sourdough bread (VEGETARIAN, CONTAINS NUTS) BEER PAIRING: Vibes (Kolsch) La Raza (Mexican Lager)
- Cluck Norris$16.00
Fried chicken, bacon, ranch, avocado, Swiss cheese, lettuce, and tomato on a bun. Served with side of chips. BEER PAIRING: Funny Accent (ESB)
- Funky Burger$15.00
Beef patty with pimiento cheese, lettuce, tomato, red onion, beer pickles, and fancy sauce (mix of ketchup, mayo, & mustard) on a bun with a side of chips. BEER PAIRING: Funny Accent (ESB)
- Jailhouse Burger$14.00
Beef patty, bacon, smooth peanut butter, honey, banana, and mozzarella on a sesame seed bun and served with choice of side
- Build-Your-Own Burger$13.00
Choice of burger patty (beef, mushroom, or black bean), lettuce, tomatoes, raw red onions, and pickles on a bun and served with chips. Add other toppings as desired. (VEGETARIAN/VEGAN OPTION) BEER PAIRING: ESB, Märzen, Altbier BEER PAIRING (extra meat): Pale Ale, West Coast IPAs
- Vegan AF$15.00
Hummus, avocado, red bell pepper, spinach, pickled red onion, tomato, and balsamic-drizzled Portobello on sourdough bread with a side of chips. (VEGAN) BEER PAIRING: Funny Accent (ESB) Y'alltbier (Altbier)
Mains
- LIL' BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED - Chicken Fried Chicken$18.00
Chicken-fried chicken with mashed potatoes and seasonal vegetables.
- I MAKE SPORE DECISIONS - Chicken & Veggies$17.00
Grilled chicken with a mushroom sauce, mashed potatoes and grilled asparagus
- NOTHING IS IMPASTABLE - Cajun Pasta$17.00
Summer sausage, red bell & green bell peppers, with penne pasta, Cajun Alfredo sauce, topped with parmesan
- BIG BIRD BASKET - Chicken Strips$14.00
Four fried chicken tenders with house-made chips and choice of dipping sauce. Upgrade to white gravy for $1.
Kid's Meals
- Kids Cheese Pizza$11.00
10" pizza with marinara sauce and mozzarella cheese
- Kids Cheeseburger$8.00
Beef patty on a sesame seed bun, plain and dry, and served with a side of chips.
- Kids Chicken Tenders$8.00
Breaded and fried chicken breasts served with chips and a side of ketchup.
- Kids Turkey & Cheddar$6.00
Sliced turkey breast and cheddar cheese on sourdough bread, served with a side of chips.
- Kids PB&J$6.00
Peanut butter and red raspberry jam on sourdough bread and served with a side of chips.
- Kids Grilled Cheese$6.00
- Fruit Cup$4.50
Mix of fresh fruits on hand - berries, watermelon, grapes, etc! (VEGAN)
Dessert
Dips & Sauces
- Side Buttermilk Dressing$1.00
- Side Ketchup
- Side Mayo
- Side Yellow Mustard
- Side Blue Cheese Dressing$1.00
- Side Orange & Ale Vinaigrette$1.00
- Side Balsamic Dressing$1.00
- Side Spicy Buttermilk$1.00
- Side Pimiento Cheese$1.00
- Side Peppercorn Dill Aioli$1.00
- Side Dragons Breath Sauce$1.00
- Side Spicy Buffalo Sauce$1.00
- Side Cajun Lime Sauce$1.00
- Side Honey Lemon Garlic$1.00
- Side Caribbean Rum$1.00
- Side Dr Pepper BBQ$1.00
- Side Marinara$1.00
- Side House- Made Jam$1.00
- Stone Ground Mustard$1.00
- Side Fancy Sauce$1.00
- Side Bourbon Bbq$0.50
- Side Gravy$2.00
- Side Avo Crema$1.00
- Side Mornay$1.50
- Pesto$1.00
- Side Spicy Honey$0.75
- Side Ceasar Dressing$1.00
Drink
Beer-To-Go
- FUNK PUNK - Blonde Ale$15.00
Easy-drinking blonde with a bready, biscuity flavor, low bitterness and a slightly dry, sweet finish - 5.3% ABV, 17 IBU
- LA RAZA - Mexican Lager$15.00
- COASTERS!!! - Pilsner$15.00
German pilsner featuring Saaz hops with a dry, crisp finish - 5.7% ABV, 30 IBU.
- IT'S CALLED LOVEBUS - Hefeweizen$15.00
- THIS ONE GOES OUT TO ALL MY FUTURE KITTENS - Passionfruit Hefeweizen$18.00
The tropical notes of passionfruit pair with the clove and banana of our classic It's Called Lovebus hefeweizen for a refreshing combo - 5.7% ABV, 12 IBU
- FUNNY ACCENT - ESB$15.00
Malty English ale with mild bitterness and a dry finish – 6.1% ABV, 45 IBU.
- YOU DO YOU BOO BOO! - Belgian IPA$22.00
Balanced IPA brewed with Pink Boots Society with fruity & tropical flavors and finishing with a slight bitterness - 6% ABV, 50 IBU
- GETTIN' HIT IN THE EYES WITH LAZERS - Hazy IPA$24.00
- WHAT IS A WEEKEND? - Earl Grey Sour$24.00
A kettle-soured malt-forward beer treated with milk sugar and Earl Grey tea with dark fruit notes of fig and light tartness - 7.7% ABV, 32 IBU ALLERGEN: Lactose
- PUCKER UP AND SAY "I D0" - Imperial Berliner w/ Blueberries$24.00
- TWO PEANUT BUTTERS ONE CUP - Peanut Butter Stout$22.00
Sweet milk stout with vanilla, cacao nibs, and peanut butter. 6.5% ABV, 25 IBU.
- FEEL THE VIBRATION OR FEEL THE WRATH! - Coffee Stout$20.00
Milk stout dosed with Sumatran Dark Roast beans from Ostara Coffee Roasters. Great coffee nose with roasty notes to compliment the coffee flavor and a slightly dry finish (ALLERGEN: Lactose) - 6% ABV, 20 IBU
Wine
- Pam's Unoaked - Chardonnay$12.00+
Vinted & bottled by Ron Rubin Winery, an unoaked Chardonnay that is crisp and light with a touch of sweetness. - 12.5% ABV
- Jacques Dumont - Sauvignon Blanc$12.00+
Round and lush, followed by a healthy dose of citrus and exotic fruit flavors. - 11.5% ABV
- McPherson - Texas Red Blend$13.00+
- Catena Malbec - Vista Flores$12.00+
- Stave & Steel - BBA Cab Sauv$14.00+
- Silver Gate - Brut Sparkling Wine$7.00+
750 mL bottle of Brut Sparkling wine (champagne) from Silver Gate Vineyards, bursting with crisp flavors of apple, pear, and citrus along with vibrant floral aromas.. 11.0% ABV
- Zonin - Prosecco$10.00+
- Tara D'oro - Pinot Grigio$13.00+
The 2022 Pinot Grigio entices with aromas of wet stone, persimmon, lychee, lemon zest, and melon candy accentuated by floral and mineral notes. On the palate, the wine has generous juicy stone fruit and nectarine, followed by a round midpalate and a core of minerality leading to a long, elegant finish. California 12.5% ABV
- House Red$8.00
- House White$8.00
- House Rosè$8.00
- Rosè$10.00
Hard Cider
Non-Alcoholic Beverages
- Iced Tea$3.00
- Lemonade$3.00
- Coke$3.00
- Diet Coke$3.00
- Dr Pepper$3.00
- Sprite$3.00
- Topo Chico$4.00
- Bottled Coke$4.00
- IBC Root Beer$4.00
- Red Bull$5.00
- Honest Juice Box$1.00
- Ginger Beer$3.00
- Cranberry Juice$3.00
- Pineapple Juice$3.00
- Iced Coffee$5.00
- Hot Tea$2.00
- Apple Juice$3.00
- Milk$3.00
- Apple Cider$4.00
- Grapefruit Juice$3.00
- ADD Syrup Refill$1.00
- Athletic Brewing Co. Non-Alcoholic Golden Ale$6.00
NON-ALCOHOLIC. Classic craft Golden style. Refreshing, clean, balanced, and light-bodied. Subtle earthy and spicy notes are balanced with citrusy aromas. Brewed with premium Vienna Malt along with a combination of English and American hops. Crafted to remove gluten*. *This product is fermented from grains containing gluten. The gluten content of this product cannot be verified, and this product may contain gluten.
- Hot Chocolate$3.00
- Athletic Brewing Co. Non-Alcoholic IPA$6.00
Cocktails New
Frozen Cocktails
Merchandise
Apparel
- Black Logo Unisex T-Shirt$20.00
Next Level material. 50% Polyester 25% Cotton, Machine Washable. Yellow logo on front, no design on back.
- Green Beer Vibes Unisex T-Shirt$25.00Out of stock
- Yellow Skyline Unisex T-Shirt$25.00Out of stock
- Gray 90s Geometric Unisex T-Shirt$25.00
- Blue/Gray Unisex Baseball Tee$25.00
- Black/White Unisex Baseball Tee$22.00
- Unisex Landscape Long-Sleeve$22.00Out of stock
Special shirt designed by Nowhere Land Supply for a Shirts on Tap exclusive! Unisex Long-Sleeve Black Shirt.
- Landscape Tanks$20.00Out of stock
- Yupoong Trucker Hat$23.00Out of stock
Yupoong 6006 black on black style trucker hat with a 5-panel, structured, high profile style featuring a clamped Funky Picnic patch and a 4" crown. 65" polyester and 35% cotton with plastic adjustable snapback closure.
- Richardson Trucker Hat$23.00Out of stock
- Beanie Black$20.00
- Sale Shirt$15.00Out of stock
Glassware
Swag
- My Breath Smells Funky$4.00
Single layer, single piece mask made of Bella & Canvas t-shirt material. Two size options to use for ear holds. One size fits most adults.
- Metal Sign$20.00
This metal sign is perfect for your garage, game room, or bar. Made of recycle aluminum, this tacker comes with four nail holes for easy mounting to any wall.
- Frisbee$12.00
This frisbee disc is perfect for casual ultimate games or throwing around the park with friends . This high quality frisbee has excellent contoured grip and flight consistency. 175 grams and approx 10.5” diameter. Note: Disc is not USAU approved for tournament play.
- Sunglasses$5.00
Look cool in the sun with these Funky Picnic shades, complete with our name on the right ear piece!
- Patch$5.00
Snag yourself an iron-on patch to add to your favorite backpack, work shirt, or jacket and be funky wherever your adventures take you!
- Bottle Opener$3.50
This branded carabiner bottle opener is a great way to guarantee you’ll always be able to open your favorite brew. Perfect to attach to your key ring, cooler, or backpack!
- Key Chain$5.00
- Window Decal$2.00
This simplified FP logo is perfect for stamping your water bottle, window, or vehicle to show your love for Funky Picnic!
- Beer Sticker (1)$2.00
- Brewery Sticker (1)$1.00