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    Better Than Sex - Key West Key West

    926 Simonton St

    Key West, FL 33040


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    Featured Items

    • Double Stuffed

      Oreo Bread Pudding. Sweet White Chocolate. Vanilla Bean Love Custard. Cheesecake Ice Cream.
      $13.00
    • Fever TG

      Smooth. Soft. Supple. A warm airy Chocolate Cake full of body that’s oozing a subtle Chocolate Pudding underneath. Rubbing up against cool white Vanilla Bean Balls.
      $13.00
    • Peanut Butter Perversion

      Deviantly Corrupt Peanut Butter Silk Pie. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Crust. Salted Peanut Chocolate Bark. Adult Jelly.
      $14.00

    Desserts

    • Blueberry Birthday

      Buttered up Cinnamon-Sugar toast. Belgian White Chocolate. Spiked Blueberry Compote and Brie Cheesy kind of Mate. Strawberry Champagne Soup.
      $14.00
    • Caress My Carrot

      Embrace your inner snuggle-bunny and nuzzle up to this smooth carrot cake. Dried cranberries, pineapple, and pecans deep within. Fondled with vanilla- bean cream cheese frosting and a dribble of honey. (Made with a Gluten Free Flour, However we are not a gluten free facility and all items are made on shared equipment)
      $14.00
    • Missionary Crisp

      Red Delicious 'skin-on' apples. Buttery cake-like layer "On Top". Salted Graham Cracker. Vanilla Bean Balls. Caramel.
      $13.00
    • Double Stuffed

      Oreo Bread Pudding. Sweet White Chocolate. Vanilla Bean Love Custard. Cheesecake Ice Cream.
      $13.00
    • Fever TG

      Smooth. Soft. Supple. A warm airy Chocolate Cake full of body that’s oozing a subtle Chocolate Pudding underneath. Rubbing up against cool white Vanilla Bean Balls.
      $13.00
    • Key Lime From Behind

      This ethereally light and creamy tiramisu sneaks up from behind with perks of zesty lime that make you want to pucker ever so slightly. Sheets of creamy mousse, sultry sponge cake and a squeeze of key lime curd create this master piece of ……! (Key Lime Tiramisu …. what were you thinking :) Crisp lime meringue cookies nestled alongside are preferred for a quick pick me up, bursting with a key lime coulis that gushes when you bite just right. Finished with a salty graham crumb that is perfect to slide right back in to where you started, for that mmm, yes right there moment.
      $14.00
    • Man Flowers

      Tall. Dark. Handsome. Proud and erect chocolate stout cake. Tart dark chocolate frosting. Chocolate stout ganache. Irish cream ice cream. Salted caramel.
      $14.00
    • Morning After

      Danish Brie Cheese. Dark Belgian Chocolate. Wake up with Cinnamon Sugar. Strawberry Champagne Soup.
      $13.00
    • Cookie Nookie Pie

      Intense Sweetie Pie. Chocolate Chip and Walnut Cookie filling wrapped in a Flakey Pie Crust. Vanilla Bean Ball. Caramel and Semi-Sweet Chocolate.
      $13.00
    • Peanut Butter Perversion

      Deviantly Corrupt Peanut Butter Silk Pie. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Crust. Salted Peanut Chocolate Bark. Adult Jelly.
      $14.00
    • Perfect Partner

      Two Chilly Vanilla Bean Balls Squirted with Callebaut White Chocolate.
      $8.00
    • Popcorn Pimp Cheesecake

      Rich. Smooth. Airy.... Just how we like our men. Vanilla Bean Cheesecake. Sugar Cookie Dough Crust. Salted Popcorn Chocolate Bark. Caramel Saucy.
      $14.00
    • Between My Red Velvet Sheets Cheesecake

      Slide in gently, slowly welcoming the supple embrace this cheesecake is about to give you. An enhanced version of the original, the flavors of a red velvet cake whisper coyly throughout. This girthy cheesecake gets laid intently onto a bed of seductively soft dark chocolate cookie crust, only to be given an unexpected thrust when letting go of your inhibitions. The erect silky chocolate frosting and tease of strawberry will tickle your tongue and prepare you for oral stimulation.
      $14.00
    • Poundtown

      This lusted after dessert will cause immediate arousal, particularly once penetration begins as you slide in for the first time. Experiencing the titillating texture of the inside of this moist, tender vanilla infused Pound Cake will lower all of your inhibitions. Reach in and fondle a bit of this pillowy light and creamy Whipped Cream Cheese Frosting. Fresh strawberries lightly coated in its own sweet juices give way to the natural release of a certain scent you may be familiar with. Hints of summer freshness poke in and out during the first few thrusts, and smoothly find their way through the happy trail of strawberries tickled with a bit of raw sugar. Making sure you’re fully stimulated; we’ve inserted a few Golden White Chocolate Medallions to get the rise out of him you have both been yearning for.
      $15.00

    Sides

    • Ball Cheesecake

      $4.00
    • Ball Irish Ice Cream

      $2.50
    • Ball Vanilla

      $3.00
    • Side Caramel

      $2.00
    • Side Dark

      $2.00
    • Side Salty Mel

      $2.00
    • Side Semi

      $2.00
    • Side White

      $2.00

    All hours
    Sunday6:00 pm - 10:45 pm
    MondayClosed
    TuesdayClosed
    Wednesday6:00 pm - 10:45 pm
    Thursday6:00 pm - 10:45 pm
    Friday6:00 pm - 10:45 pm
    Saturday6:00 pm - 10:45 pm
    Restaurant info

    Full service intimate dessert restaurant in a speakeasy like setting

    Location

    926 Simonton St, Key West, FL 33040

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