Rodeo Goat Houston

Our signature frozen cocktail... Firefly Moonshine blended with TANG and other things

Moontang for the masses! Or at least enough to share with some friends

Sangria swirled frozen margarita

Moontang for the masses! Or at least enough to share with some friends

Two smash patties topped with roast beef, provolone, Guinness Stout onions, sauteed red bell pepper, horseradish mayo, on a torta bun, served with Dark Side Dip (a.k.a. aus jus)

House-ground beef patty, fried mac & cheese patty, applewood smoked bacon, queso, arugula, and fresno aioli, all on a brioche bun

Beef & chorizo patty with queso fresco, fried egg, avocado spread, pico de gallo, tabasco mayo, all on a brioche bun

House-ground beef patty, American cheese (2x), jalapeño bacon, chopped red onions, mustard, spiked ketchup, all on a brioche bun

(formerly Bad Hombre) House-ground beef patty, candied bacon, gouda, caramelized onions, mango pico, cream cheese, Trailboss habanero sauce, all on a brioche bun

House-ground beef patty, bacon & onion marmalade, arugula, white cheddar, ranch mayo, all on a brioche bun

House-ground beef patty, herb goat cheese, bibb lettuce, beefsteak tomato, onion, garlic-herb mayo, all on a brioche bun

House-ground beef patty, candied bacon, grilled peaches, caramelized onions, arugula, jalapeño jam, all on a brioche bun

Double smash patties, melted blue cheese, applewood smoked bacon, grilled jalapeños, crispy onion strings, whipped blue cheese, and 501 steak sauce, all on a brioche bun

House-ground beef patty, extra sharp white cheddar, candied bacon, blackberry compote, bourbon mustard, all on a brioche bun

House-ground beef patty, bacon, cheddar, bibb lettuce, tomato, fried onion, jalapeño-pickle chutney, Texas BBQ sauce, all on a brioche bun

House-ground beef patty, habanero cheddar, marinated fresno peppers, bibb lettuce, tomato, onion, fresno aioli, all on a brioche bun

Nashville hot fried chicken, southern slaw, pickles, bandit ranch, all on a brioche bun

House-ground beef patty, American cheese (2x), bacon, crispy onions, grilled jalapeños, pickles, smoked jalapeño mayo, bodacious BBQ sauce, all on a brioche bun

It's Bodacious but with a KICK! Two mustard-fried smash patties, American + Habanero Cheddar cheeses, jalapeño bacon, crispy onions, grilled jalapeños, Bodacious BBQ, pickles, smoked jalapeño mayo, all on a brioche bun

Just like Eloise made in ‘63: cheddar, onions, chopped iceberg, tomato, pickles, mayo, mustard, all on a brioche bun

Homemade vegan patty, hydroponic sprouts, beefsteak tomato, avocado, green goddess dressing

Build your own masterpiece. Base begins with a beef patty and brioche bun unless specified otherwise (price varies)

Mixed greens, applewood smoked bacon, hard boiled egg, avocado, roma tomato, chive goat cheese, crispy jalapeno croutons, avocado ranch dressing... Great with steak or Firebird Chicken!

Chopped romaine, whole half avocado, parmesan, Castelvetrano olives, capers, caesar dressing, pumpernickel croutons... Try it with the chicken!

Mixed greens, cheddar, bacon, diced tomato and onion, hard-boiled egg (choice of dressing)

TWO mini, plain jane cheeseburgers on brioche sliders, served with pickles and choice of fries, chips, or orange slices. Want something more exciting? Get the BYO burger!

A grilled cheese sammy on brioche toast, served with pickles and choice of fries, chips, or orange slices

Cheddar, bacon, jalapeños & (surprise!) our Brisket Chili over a large helping of Hand Punched Fries - served with ranch and ketchup

Cheddar, bacon & jalapeños over a large helping of Hand Punched Fries - served with ranch and ketchup

Homemade and topped with taco meat, guacamole & pico de gallo

Chilled black-eyed pea salad with hominy, diced tomatoes, poblanos & red onion, marinated in apple cider vinaigrette

Seasoned with salt, pepper & parsley

Lightly salted

'Lil sweet, 'lil spicy

Jalapeño-cheddar tater tots topped with cheddar, chive goat cheese, bacon & a fried egg (sunny-side-up) with a dash of truffle oil - served with Ranchero dressing for dipping

Homemade and topped with cheddar & jalapeños – served with tostada chips

16oz - fountain

16oz - fresh brewed

16oz - fresh brewed

16oz - fresh brewed

16oz - fountain

16oz - fountain

16oz - fountain

16oz - fountain

16oz - fountain

12oz - bottle

16oz - fountain

12oz - bottle

Deep fried biscuit balls, tossed in cinnamon & sugar, then drizzled with cajeta

Handspun cookies & cream Blue Bell, with whipped cream & a cherry on top

Made with Blue Bell, topped with whipped cream and a cherry

Handspun milk chocolate Blue Bell, with whipped cream & a cherry on top

Handspun vanilla Blue Bell, with whipped cream & a cherry on top

Handspun vanilla Blue Bell mixed with a coffee base, with whipped cream & a cherry on top

Handspun vanilla Blue Bell mixed with peppermint candies, with whipped cream & a cherry on top

Handspun vanilla Blue Bell mixed with Reese’s peanut butter sauce and candies, with whipped cream & a cherry on top

Handspun chocolate Blue Bell mixed with pecan brownie and cajeta, with whipped cream & a cherry on top