Stoner's Pizza Joint San Marcos, TX

Pick any two for $6.99 each.

Large 1-Topping Pizza

Small 2-Topping, 1 Cookie, and a drink of your choice

Large 1-Topping, 2 Cookies, and a 2-Liter of your choice

Large 2-Topping, 3 Cookies, Garlic Knots, and a 2-Liter of your choice

Really Big 1-Topping, House or Caesar Salad, Small Cheese Stix, Cinnamon Rolls, and a 2-Liter of your choice

Handfuls of whole-milk mozzarella baked on our scratch-made dough. Served with garlic butter and marinara.

Handfuls of whole-milk mozzarella baked on our scratch-made dough. Served with garlic butter and marinara.

Stoner's dough cut into eight pieces topped with homemade garlic butter and sprinkled with aged parmesan. Served with garlic butter and marinara.

Stoner’s dough stuffed with pepperoni and whole-milk mozzarella, rolled and sliced into six pieces. Served with garlic butter and marinara.

Stoner’s dough stuffed with pepperoni, jalapeños, and whole-milk mozzarella, rolled and sliced into six pieces. Served with ranch and mild sauce.

Stoner’s dough cut into eight pieces, hand-knotted, and topped with garlic butter and aged Parmesan. Served with garlic butter and marinara.

Craft your perfect pie with your choice of our freshly made dough, premium sauce, whole-milk mozzarella cheese, and a wide selection of fresh toppings.

Premium sauce and whole-milk mozzarella cheese.

Premium sauce and whole-milk mozzarella cheese, topped with sliced pepperoni.

Premium sauce topped with ground beef, pepperoni, Italian sausage, ham, and bacon, finished with whole-milk mozzarella.

Premium sauce topped with onions, green peppers, mushrooms, Italian sausage, ham, and pepperoni, finished with whole-milk mozzarella.

Signature mild buffalo sauce topped with slow-smoked chicken breast and whole-milk mozzarella cheese.

Signature sweet BBQ sauce topped with slow-smoked chicken breast and whole-milk mozzarella cheese.

Premium sauce topped with banana peppers, onions, green peppers, mushrooms, fresh spinach, fresh tomatoes, and black olives, finished with whole-milk mozzarella.

Premium sauce topped with ham and sweet pineapple, finished with whole-milk mozzarella.

White garlic sauce topped with steak, onions, mushrooms, and green peppers, finished with whole-milk mozzarella.

Stoner’s freshly made Ranch sauce topped with slow-smoked chicken, crispy bacon, and whole-milk mozzarella.

Premium pesto base topped with feta, chicken, spinach, tomatoes, and whole-milk mozzarella. Allergy Notice: Contains Pine Nuts

Craft your perfect pie with your choice of our freshly made dough, premium sauce, whole-milk mozzarella cheese, and a wide selection of fresh toppings.

Premium sauce and whole-milk mozzarella cheese.

Premium sauce and whole-milk mozzarella cheese, topped with sliced pepperoni.

Premium sauce topped with ground beef, pepperoni, Italian sausage, ham, and bacon, finished with whole-milk mozzarella.

Premium sauce topped with onions, green peppers, mushrooms, Italian sausage, ham, and pepperoni, finished with whole-milk mozzarella.

Signature mild buffalo sauce topped with slow-smoked chicken breast and whole-milk mozzarella cheese.

Signature sweet BBQ sauce topped with slow-smoked chicken breast and whole-milk mozzarella cheese.

Premium sauce topped with banana peppers, onions, green peppers, mushrooms, fresh spinach, fresh tomatoes, and black olives, finished with whole-milk mozzarella.

Premium sauce topped with ham and sweet pineapple, finished with whole-milk mozzarella.

White garlic sauce topped with steak, onions, mushrooms, and green peppers, finished with whole-milk mozzarella.

Stoner’s freshly made Ranch sauce topped with slow-smoked chicken, crispy bacon, and whole-milk mozzarella.

Premium pesto base topped with feta, chicken, spinach, tomatoes, and whole-milk mozzarella. Allergy Notice: Contains Pine Nuts

Craft your perfect pie with your choice of our freshly made dough, premium sauce, whole-milk mozzarella cheese, and a wide selection of fresh toppings.

Premium sauce and whole-milk mozzarella cheese.

Premium sauce and whole-milk mozzarella cheese, topped with sliced pepperoni.

Premium sauce topped with ground beef, pepperoni, Italian sausage, ham, and bacon, finished with whole-milk mozzarella.

Premium sauce topped with onions, green peppers, mushrooms, Italian sausage, ham, and pepperoni, finished with whole-milk mozzarella.

Signature mild buffalo sauce topped with slow-smoked chicken breast and whole-milk mozzarella cheese.

Signature sweet BBQ sauce topped with slow-smoked chicken breast and whole-milk mozzarella cheese.

Premium sauce topped with banana peppers, onions, green peppers, mushrooms, fresh spinach, fresh tomatoes, and black olives, finished with whole-milk mozzarella.

Premium sauce topped with ham and sweet pineapple, finished with whole-milk mozzarella.

White garlic sauce topped with steak, onions, mushrooms, and green peppers, finished with whole-milk mozzarella.

Stoner’s freshly made Ranch sauce topped with slow-smoked chicken, crispy bacon, and whole-milk mozzarella.

Premium pesto base topped with feta, chicken, spinach, tomatoes, and whole-milk mozzarella. Allergy Notice: Contains Pine Nuts

5 delicious smoked Jumbo Wings sauced in your favorite flavor.

10 delicious smoked Jumbo Wings sauced in your favorite flavor.

5 breaded boneless chicken Nugz sauced in your favorite flavor.

10 breaded boneless chicken Nugz sauced in your favorite flavor.

Choose any of your 3 favorite toppings and we'll smother it with mozzarella cheese and bend it to perfection.

Breaded chicken bites over homemade Stoner's sauce and whole-milk mozzarella cheese.

Italian meatballs, Stoner's sauce, aged Parmesan, and melted mozzarella.

Grade A steak, sliced thin, green peppers, onions, and mushrooms smothered with mozzarella cheese.

Stoner's dough stuffed with your choice of three toppings then covered with whole-milk mozzarella cheese and rolled. Served with garlic butter and marinara.

Stoner's dough stuffed with smoked buffalo chicken and feta, covered with whole-milk mozzarella cheese then rolled. Served with bleu cheese.

Stoner's dough filled with ricotta, mozzarella cheese, and your choice of toppings then folded into a moon shape. Served with garlic butter and marinara.

Stoner's dough filled with ricotta, mozzarella cheese, and your choice of toppings then folded into a moon shape. Served with garlic butter and marinara.

Let's get creative! You pick the toppings and we pack your bowl.

Breaded boneless chicken over Stoner's pizza sauce. Covered with whole-milk mozzarella and parmesan cheese. Topped with a swirl of garlic and parmesan.

Slow-smoked chicken breast and onion over our signature homemade ranch sauce. Covered with whole-milk mozzarella cheese. Topped with crispy bacon.

Slow-smoked chicken breast, onion, and pineapple over our signature sweet BBQ sauce. Covered with whole-milk mozzarella and parmesan cheese. Topped with crispy bacon.

Slow-smoked chicken, banana peppers, black olives, tomatoes, onions, and crumbled feta on a bed of fresh greens. Finished with your choice of dressing.

Fresh-cut romaine lettuce tossed with creamy Caesar dressing, topped with shaved Parmesan cheese and crunchy golden croutons.

Fresh-cut romaine lettuce, topped with slow-smoked chicken, shaved parmesan cheese, and croutons with creamy Caesar dressing.

Fresh-cut romaine lettuce, bacon, and chicken nuggets. Topped with tomatoes, onions, and mozzarella cheese all tossed together with your choice of dressing.

Mix of diced tomatoes, green peppers, yellow onions, whole-milk mozzarella, and crunchy croutons, all tossed together with your choice of dressing.

Slow-smoked chicken, ham, bacon, diced tomatoes, and whole-milk mozzarella over a fresh romaine base. Served with your choice of dressing.

Warm, half-baked chocolate chip cookie made fresh per order.

Warm, half-baked peanut butter cookie made fresh per order.

Stoner's dough cut into eight pieces, then topped with butter and cinnamon sugar. Served with cream cheese icing.

Six cinnamon sugar rolls baked then topped with butter, cream cheese, and more cinnamon sugar. Served with cream cheese icing.

A slice of New York-style cheesecake wrapped in dough with your choice of flavor sauce, then topped with butter and cinnamon sugar. Served with cream cheese icing.

A slice of New York-style cheesecake.