T.I.N.P. 102 Besant Road
102 Besant Road
Ojai, CA 93023
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Featured Items
SLICE OF EMOTIONAL SUPPORT
A proper meat mood: house sausage, crisp bacon, and maitake mushrooms over a tomato base, finished with horseradish crème fraîche, fresh chives, and a chorizo–pickled jalapeño vinaigrette proof that therapy sometimes comes with bacon.$8.99SLICE OF FIRST CLASS HEARSE
Roasted butternut squash, smoky red bell pepper, mustard greens, and maitake mushrooms on a loud tomato base, all swaggering under a drizzle of piquillo walnut sauce. All plant, all power — dramatic enough to steal your thunder and grounding enough to leave you shook.$8.99THE PINK VELVET HAM
A meaty sandwich layered with mortadella, burrata, pepita–basil pesto, arugula, and fermented Calabrian chilies salmorra spread on warm coca bread. Bold, messy, and engineered to seduce.$19.99
COCAS
SLICES
Just enough to feel held.
SLICE OF IT’S A SHAME
Tomato shakshuka vibe base. Confit tuna. Roasted green onion. Crispy shallots tossed on top like we didn’t mean to, but we absolutely did. Smoky, savory, and just a little unhinged. It’s a shame if you don’t order it.$8.99SLICE OF EMOTIONAL SUPPORT
A proper meat mood: house sausage, crisp bacon, and maitake mushrooms over a tomato base, finished with horseradish crème fraîche, fresh chives, and a chorizo–pickled jalapeño vinaigrette proof that therapy sometimes comes with bacon.$8.99SLICE OF FIRST CLASS HEARSE
Roasted butternut squash, smoky red bell pepper, mustard greens, and maitake mushrooms on a loud tomato base, all swaggering under a drizzle of piquillo walnut sauce. All plant, all power — dramatic enough to steal your thunder and grounding enough to leave you shook.$8.99
HALVES
Feeds 4–6 (group therapy optional).
HALF FIRST CLASS HEARSE
Roasted butternut squash, smoky red bell pepper, mustard greens, and maitake mushrooms on a loud tomato base, all swaggering under a drizzle of piquillo walnut sauce. All plant, all power — dramatic enough to steal your thunder and grounding enough to leave you shook.$42.99OUT OF STOCKHALF EMOTIONAL SUPPORT
A proper meat mood: house sausage, crisp bacon, and maitake mushrooms over a tomato base, finished with horseradish crème fraîche, fresh chives, and a chorizo–pickled jalapeño vinaigrette proof that therapy sometimes comes with bacon.$42.99HALF IT’S A SHAME
Tomato shakshuka vibe base. Confit tuna. Roasted green onion. Crispy shallots tossed on top like we didn’t mean to, but we absolutely did. Smoky, savory, and just a little unhinged. It’s a shame if you don’t order it.$42.99
WHOLE
Serves 8–10, or the entire cast of your bad decisions. Must order 48 hours in advance, because flavor this unruly doesn’t happen fast.
WHOLE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT
A proper meat mood: house sausage, crisp bacon, and maitake mushrooms over a tomato base, finished with horseradish crème fraîche, fresh chives, and a chorizo–pickled jalapeño vinaigrette proof that therapy sometimes comes with bacon.$79.99WHOLE IT’S A SHAME
Tomato shakshuka vibe base. Confit tuna. Roasted green onion. Crispy shallots tossed on top like we didn’t mean to, but we absolutely did. Smoky, savory, and just a little unhinged. It’s a shame if you don’t order it.$79.99WHOLE FIRST CLASS HEARSE
Roasted butternut squash, smoky red bell pepper, mustard greens, and maitake mushrooms on a loud tomato base, all swaggering under a drizzle of piquillo walnut sauce. All plant, all power — dramatic enough to steal your thunder and grounding enough to leave you shook.$79.99
SANDOS
One Sando = one solid meal. But hey, no shame in grabbing two — hunger doesn’t play by the rules.
THE FUNKY HEN
A vegetarian stacked sandwich of maitake mushrooms, arugula, truffled fontina–taleggio fondue, tomato, pickled watermelon rind, and jalapeño aioli on warm coca bread. Melty, mushroomy, and not here to play it safe.$17.99THE PINK VELVET HAM
A meaty sandwich layered with mortadella, burrata, pepita–basil pesto, arugula, and fermented Calabrian chilies salmorra spread on warm coca bread. Bold, messy, and engineered to seduce.$19.99
SIDES
Perfect with a Coca or Sando, or just pile up a stack of sides and call it a day. No rules, no judgment.
MILDLY SUPERIOR GREENS
A very confident pile of kale and radicchio, laced (politely) with ranch–Caesar, toasted pumpkin seeds, and crispy breadcrumbs. The crunchy, creamy, secretly craveable situation you didn’t know you needed.$10.99PICKLE FIGHT (FULL JAR EDITION)
Skewered cornichons, pearl onions, olives, peppers, and a whisper of chili — vinegary little power moves in a jar. You may not finish it. That’s fine. Take it home. You’ll thank us later.$7.99TORRES BLACK TRUFFLE CHIPS
Crispy, craveable, and fancy in all the right ways. These golden potato chips are amped up with real black truffle plus a little extra flavor magic. Salty, savory, and dangerously snackable. Consider yourself warned.$6.99CHIPWRECKED
Fancy meets feral. Truffle-dusted potato chips drenched in molten cheese sauce, finished with chive confetti — because self-control is overrated.$14.99DIRTBAG CAVIAR
A bag of truffle chips, crème fraîche, and a full ounce of Kaluga hybrid caviar. You stack it yourself. Cult-snack status incoming. It’s bougie AF — delivered with zero silver spoons. Rip, scoop, flex.$119.99
SUGAR VANDALISM
Some are built to share, some could last you ’til tomorrow — but good luck not inhaling it all in one go.
S’MORE THAN A COOKIE
Thick, chewy, and loaded: dark chocolate chunks, salty pretzels, toasted marshmallows. Basically all your childhood dreams—grown up, baked, and ready for dessert glory.$10.99OUT OF STOCKSLICE OF NOT MOM’S CHEESECAKE
Silky, caramelized Basque-style cheesecake with serious Ojai pride. Comes with a slam of tart-sweet nectarine & pineapple jam.$8.99WHOLE NOT MOM’S CHEESECAKE
Go full legend with a whole one (feeds 4–5). Silky, caramelized Basque-style cheesecake with serious Ojai pride. Comes with a slam of tart-sweet nectarine & pineapple jam.$32.99
LIQUID THINGS
From zero-proof to max-proof, we’ve got the sips to match your snack. Because everything tastes better with something in your cup. Add a drink—you’re not boring.
MEXICAN COKE
The icon, the legend, the fizz that started it all. Cold, bubbly, unapologetically classic — because sometimes you just want the real thing.$6.99SPRITE IN THE BOTTLE
Lemon. Lime. Lightning bolts in a bottle. Crisp, fizzy, and ready to jolt you awake like a carbonated slap on the back.$5.99LEMONADE
Bright, tangy, and just sweet enough to remind you life isn’t all sour. A sunshine-in-a-bottle refresher, no umbrella required.$7.99GREEN TEA
Cool, calm, and caffeinated. Green tea with a whisper of sweetness, served cold to keep you sharp, refreshed, and a little smug about your life choices.$6.99DIET COKE
The OG “I’m being good… kinda.” Familiar fizz, guilt-free sass. Always hits.$4.99TOPA TOPA LEVEL LINE IPA
Hoppy, sunny, unapologetic. Citrus punch up front, clean snap at the end — local IPA energy, don’t overthink it.$7.99
All hours
| Sunday | Closed |
| Monday | Closed |
| Tuesday | Closed |
| Wednesday | Closed |
| Thursday | Closed |
| Friday | 11:30 am - 4:00 pm |
| Saturday | Closed |
Restaurant info
This Is Not Pizza (T.I.N.P.) is the loudmouth, flavor-loving alter ego of The Rochers at The Ranch House. We sling bold, craveable eats—cocas (that’s not pizza, but it’s kinda better), outrageous sandwiches, and snacky sides—from a sun-soaked bakery window in Ojai. Expect crunchy, bubbly crusts, big flavors, and zero pretense. Order online or walk up and pick up. Show up hungry, leave grinning.
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