The Local Reserve 7340 South Highway 78

Five jalapefios stuffed with disappoiment and processed cheese. Locally sourced from depths of mediocrity.

Panko shrimp fried in oil that hann't been changed since Brandt opened the place. Comes with a side of food poisoning.

Lightly breaded cauliflower bites opped with sadness and regret sauce.

Bagged chips, store-brand salsa, and lukewarm "queso."

Served with the same yellow cheese they use at baseball stadiums.

1 sad patty, blue mold, a drizzisie of burned bacon and rotten crap on cheese

Just an old gull three ingredients for a sad chew

Just kimp on all three ingredients for sad chew