
American
The Mercury Diner
621 Parsons Avenue
Columbus, OH 43206
Orders through Toast are commission free and go directly to this restaurant
Pickup Only
Featured Items

Egg n' Cheese
Folded eggs, melty havarti cheese and Mercury Sauce on our signature housemade English muffin.$8.99
Big Ol' Pancake
Our signature plate-sized buttermilk pancake with a scoop of butter and a side of Bonhomie Acre's Ohio maple syrup on the side.$8.99
Classic Breakfast
A plate of two eggs cooked to order, homefries, griddled english muffin and your choice of sausage patty, turkey sausage, bacon or Umaro plant-based bacon.$15.50
Food Menu
Breakfast

The Big Bang
One split biscuit, two sunny side up eggs, and homefries with country pork sausage gravy and melty cheddar cheese. Your choice of sausage patty, turkey sausage, bacon or Umaro plant-based bacon.$16.99
Classic Breakfast
A plate of two eggs cooked to order, homefries, griddled english muffin and your choice of sausage patty, turkey sausage, bacon or Umaro plant-based bacon.$15.50
Breakfast Burger
Beef patty, sunny side up egg, bacon, melted havarti cheese, spicy maple mustard and Mercury Sauce served on an open-face griddled english muffin with a side of homefries.$16.99
Steak n' Eggs
Strip steak (8oz) with Giardiniera butter, two sunny side up eggs, homefries and a griddled english muffin.$22.99
Space Cowboy Burrito
Folded eggs, bacon, peppers, onions, homefries, and Mercury Sauce wrapped up and griddled in a roasted red pepper flour tortilla and served with a side of chips and salsa.$13.99
Chicken n' Pancake
One buttermilk pancake topped with crispy fried chicken that’s been tossed in hot honey butter. Served with maple syrup.$16.00
Egg n' Cheese
Folded eggs, melty havarti cheese and Mercury Sauce on our signature housemade English muffin.$8.99
Lox Platter
A plate of lox with griddled english muffin, fresh red onion, sesame-seasoned cucumbers, arugular and capers with a side of herb cream cheese – assemblage required!$16.99
Mediterranean Moon
An omelet with spinach, tomatoes, peppers, onions and feta cheese served with hummus, griddled pita and homefries.$14.99
Midwest Moon
An omelet with potatoes, peppers, onions, bacon, cheddar cheese, chives and avocado ranch, served with homefries.$14.99
Hermes' Loaded Hash
Don’t shoot the messenger! Feed him our signature hash loaded with seasoned homefries, sautéed peppers, onions, mushrooms, spinach and fresh herbs topped with two over easy eggs and avocado slices.$14.99
Lunch
All sandwiches come with fries unless otherwise indicated.

Patty Melt
Two beef patties layered with melted havarti cheese and topped with caramelized onions, peppers and Mercury Sauce on griddled jalapeño cheddar sourdough bread.$15.99
The Space Bird
Crispy fried chicken tossed in hot honey butter with shredded lettuce, house pickles and Mercury Sauce on a griddled brioche bun.$15.99
The U-TAH-THIS-WORLD Burger
Famous somewhere else! Beef patty layered with melted havarti cheese, topped with pastrami, lettuce, onion, house pickles and Mercury Sauce on a griddle english muffin.$16.99
Garlic Bread Grilled Cheese
White bread griddled in garlic butter with melted havarti and cheddar cheese, served with a cup of warm tomato basil soup.$13.99
Chicken Caesar Wrap
Griddled herb-marinated chicken breast with Caesar dressing, chopped greens, parmesan cheese and crushed potato chips all wrapped in a red pepper flour tortilla.$14.99
B.L.T.
Griddled english muffin with layers of bacon, lettuce, tomato and mayo.$15.99
Pastrami Rueben
Sliced pastrami topped with beet kraut, melted havarti cheese, Mercury Sauce and spicy maple mustard on griddled marble rye bread.$16.99
Turkey Bacon Ranch Club
Griddled white bread with layers of roasted turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, havarti cheese with Avocado Ranch and Mercury Sauce. *Try it Chef’s Way! Add pickled onions and Giardiniera Butter*$15.99
Diner Burger
Two beef patties with melted havarti cheese, shredded lettuce, onion, tomato, house pickles, mustard and Mercury Sauce on a brioche bun.$15.99
Diner Chicken Sandwich
Herb-marinated chicken breast – choose crispy fried or griddled – with shredded lettuce, tomato and mayo on a brioche bun.$15.99
Salads
Our signature leafy greens mix is a hearty blend of romaine, shredded red cabbage, and frisée.

Mercury Cobb Salad
Mixed greens with hardboiled egg, cherry tomatoes, avocado slices, pickled red onion, bacon crumbles, pepitas, queso fresco and housemade Avocado Ranch dressing.$15.99
Caesar Salad
Mixed greens with english muffin croutons, parmesan cheese, and housemade Caesar dressing.$13.99
Greek Salad
Mixed greens with cherry tomatoes, feta cheese, diced cucumber, red onion, Kalamata olives and housemade Garlic Lemon vinaigrette, served with fresh hummus and toasted pita.$14.99
Sweets & Shareables

Big Ol' Pancake
Our signature plate-sized buttermilk pancake with a scoop of butter and a side of Bonhomie Acre's Ohio maple syrup on the side.$8.99
Spaceballs 3.0
Six sugared banana fritters with peanut butter fudge sauce.$8.99
Alien-Style Loaded Fries
Crispy fries loaded with chopped beef patty, house pickles, pickled red onion, queso cheese and drizzled with Mercury Sauce and Avocado Ranch.$9.99
À la carte
Biscuits & Gravy
Steamy split biscuit smothered in our savory country sausage gravy.$9.00
Greek Yogurt Parfait
Greek yogurt bowl with fresh fruit, housemade granola and a drizzle of honey.$7.00
Side Salad
Mercury greens mix, cherry tomatoes, english muffin croutons, choice of housemade dressings: Avocado Ranch (VG), Caesar, Balsamic (V), Garlic Lemon Vinaigrette (V)$6.50
Fresh Fruit
mixed fruit$4.50
Home Fries
Fresh made home fries sprinkled in our savory Mercury Dust spice blend$5.50
French Fries
Crispy french fries$5.50
English Muffin
Our signature english muffin! Griddled and served with a side of salted butter$3.00
English Muffin 4-Pack
A 4-pack of our signature english muffins – made in house everyday!$8.99Biscuit
$3.00Standard Pancake
$5.00Side of Toast
Side of griddled toast. Choose: White Bread, Jalapeño Cheddar Sourdough, Marble Rye or Gluten Free Bread$2.00Bonhomie Acres Maple Syrup (2oz)
Real Ohio Maple Syrup from Bonhomie Acres$1.00Space Jam (2oz)
Chef's seasonal fruit jam!$1.50Strawberry Jam (2oz)
Housemade strawberry jam$0.75Butter
$0.50Honey Butter
$0.75
2 Eggs
$4.00
Bacon
$4.00
Veggie Bacon
$4.00
Sausage Patties
$5.00Turkey Sausage Patties
$5.00
Cup Sausage Gravy
$5.50Soup Du Jour
$4.00Avocado Slices
$2.008oz Strip Steak
$16.50Sautéed Peppers & Onions
$2.001 Piece Fried Chicken
$5.501 Piece Grilled Chicken
$5.50Side of Avocado Ranch
$1.00Side of Mercury Sauce
$1.00
Specials
Beverage Menu
Coffee
Specialty Drinks, Juices & Sodas
All hours
| Sunday | 8:00 am - 2:45 pm |
| Monday | 8:00 am - 2:45 pm |
| Tuesday | 8:00 am - 2:45 pm |
| Wednesday | 8:00 am - 2:30 pm |
| Thursday | 8:00 am - 2:45 pm |
| Friday | 8:00 am - 2:45 pm |
| Saturday | 8:00 am - 2:45 pm |
Restaurant info
...a kind of cosmic place!
Location
Similar restaurants in your area
© 2026 Toast, Inc.












