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Theismann's Restaurant
1800A Diagonal Road
Alexandria, VA 22314
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Featured Items
Joe's All-American Burger
House-ground prime double smashed beef patties, american cheese, shredded iceberg lettuce, pickles, russian dressing, onion-brioche bun, served with skin-on fries. Burger served medium
$18.00Southern Fried Chicken Salad
Iceberg & romaine lettuce, grape tomatoes, bacon, cheddar, red onions, hard boiled egg, honey mustard, ranch dressing. Dressing served on the side
$18.00BBQ Bacon-Cheddar Burger
House-ground prime chuck, crisp bacon, cheddar, crispy onions, old no. 7 bbq sauce, dijonnaise, lettuce, tomatoes, kaiser roll, served with skin-on fries
$19.00
Take-Out Utensils
Starters
6 Chicken Wings-Breaded
$13.006 Chicken Wings-Fried Naked
$13.0012 Chicken Wings-Breaded
$24.0012 Chicken Wings-Fried Naked
$24.00Broiled Chesapeake Crab Dip
Lump blue crab, pimientos, bay spiced tortilla chips
$16.00Chicken Fried Pickles
Served with blackened ranch. Vegetarian
$8.00Crispy Calamari
Light breading, parmesan, herbs, lemon, marinara sauce, blackened ranch
$14.00Giant Cheesy Garlic Pull-Apart Bread
Mozzarella, garlic butter, san marzano marinara sauce. Vegetarian
$13.00Hot Beer Cheese
Made with golden lager beer, served with warm, soft pretzels. Vegetarian
$12.00House Made Onion Rings
Panko bread crumbs, blackened ranch. Vegetarian
$9.00JTR Chicken Fingers Appetizer
Hand breaded, house duck sauce
$10.00Roasted Garlic Hummus
House made hummus, smoked paprika, served with warm pita bread. Vegetarian
$12.00Spicy P.E.I. Mussels
Tomatoes, garlic, crushed chiles, white wine, herbs, garlic toast
$14.00Reuben Fries
$18.00
Salads & Soups
Southern Fried Chicken Salad
Iceberg & romaine lettuce, grape tomatoes, bacon, cheddar, red onions, hard boiled egg, honey mustard, ranch dressing. Dressing served on the side
$18.00Caesar Salad
Chopped romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, parmesan cheese. Dressing served on the side.
$13.00Garden Salad
Mixed greens lettuce, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, shaved red onions, garlic croutons, champagne vinaigrette. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian
$12.00Greek Salad
Romaine lettuce, feta cheese, kalamata olives, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, shaved red onions, lemon-oregano dressing. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian, Gluten-Free
$13.50Greens & Feta Salad
Mixed greens, feta cheese, dried cranberries, candied pecans, champagne vinaigrette. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian, Gluten Free
$13.00Caesar Side Salad
Romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, grana padano cheese. Dressing served on the side.
$8.00Garden Side Salad
Mixed greens, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, shaved red onions, garlic croutons, champagne vinaigrette. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian
$7.00Greek Side Salad
Romaine lettuce, feta cheese, kalamata olives, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, shaved red onions, lemon-oregano dressing. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian, Gluten-Free
$8.00Greens & Feta Side Salad
Mixed greens, feta cheese, dried cranberries, candied pecans, champagne vinaigrette. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian, Gluten Free
$8.00New England Clam Chowder
Fresh shucked clams, bacon, corn, potatoes, onions, celery, cream, herbs
$9.00French Onion Soup
Braised short rib, caramelized onions, swiss cheese, garlic toast
$12.00
Sandwiches & Burgers
BBQ Bacon-Cheddar Burger
House-ground prime chuck, crisp bacon, cheddar, crispy onions, old no. 7 bbq sauce, dijonnaise, lettuce, tomatoes, kaiser roll, served with skin-on fries
$19.00BBQ Grilled Chicken Sandwich
Crisp bacon, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, old no. 7 bbq sauce, kaiser roll, served with skin-on fries
$17.00Buffalo Chicken Sandwich
Crispy breaded chicken thigh, joe's buffalo sauce, shredded lettuce, tomato, blue cheese, ranch dressing, kaiser roll, served with skin-on fries
$18.00Classic Club Sandwich
House roasted turkey breast, ham, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomatoes, mayonnaise, toasted pullman bread
$19.00Corned Beef Reuben Sandwich
House made corned beef, sauerkraut, swiss cheese, russian dressing, marble rye bread, served with skin-on fries
$19.00Joe's All-American Burger
House-ground prime double smashed beef patties, american cheese, shredded iceberg lettuce, pickles, russian dressing, onion-brioche bun, served with skin-on fries. Burger served medium
$18.00JTR Cubano
Braised mojo pork, capicola, salami, swiss cheese, pickles, dijonnaise, pressed bread
$18.00Lump Crab Cake Sandwich
lettuce, tomato, tartar sauce, creole slaw, kaiser roll
$24.00
Bar Pizza
Buffalo Chicken Bar Pizza
Unique 8 inch thin pan pizza, grilled chicken, cheddar, mozzarella, joe's buffalo sauce, blue cheese drizzle
$10.50Cubano Bar Pizza
Unique 8 inch thin pan pizza, braised mojo pork, salami, pickles, dijonnaise, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza sauce.
$10.50Mediterranean Bar Pizza
Unique 8 inch thin pan pizza, roasted peppers, olives, oregano, feta, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza sauce. Vegetarian
$9.50Pepperoni Bar Pizza
Unique 8 inch thin pan pizza, cup & char pepperoni, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza sauce.
$9.50Three Cheese Bar Pizza
Unique 8 inch thin pan pizza, cheddar, mozzarella, parmesan, tomato sauce. Vegetarian
$8.50Vegetarian Chorizo Bar Pizza
Unique 8 inch thin pan pizza, impossible chorizo, pico de gallo, cilantro, cheddar, mozzarella, garlic butter. Vegetarian
$11.50
Entrees
45 Day Aged Filet Mignon
Served with crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, aparagus, red wine shallot demi-glace
$39.0060 Day Aged Prime NY Strip
12 oz steak, garlic-buttermilk mashed potatoes, sautéed green beans, béarnaise butter. Gluten Free
$44.00Baby Back Ribs-full rack
Spice rubbed, slow cooked & char grilled, basted with old no. 7 bbq sauce, served with skin-on fries
$34.00Baby Back Ribs-half rack
Spice rubbed, slow cooked & char grilled, basted with old no. 7 bbq sauce, served with skin-on fries
$23.00Beer Battered Fish & Chips
Atlantic cod, skin-on fries, creole slaw, lemon, tarter sauce
$22.00Blackened Salmon
grilled asparagus, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, lemon-caper sauce, herbs
$28.00Chicken Louisiana
Old Time Favorite! Shrimp, andouille sausage, peppers, onions, cajun cream sauce, basmati rice. Gluten Free
$25.00Joe's Favorite Spirale & Chicken
Pan-seared chicken breast, house made spirale pasta, baby spinach, sun dried tomatoes, parmesan cream
$21.00Lump Crab Cakes
skin-on fries, creole slaw, lemon, tartar sauce
$36.00Prime Rib
$39.00OUT OF STOCK
Desserts
Chocolate Mousse Cake
chocolate cake, dark chocolate mousse, chantilly cream
$8.00Hot Fudge Sundae
Vanilla bean ice cream, house made hot fudge, cherries, whipped cream, chocolate pearls & rolled cookies. Vegetarian
$8.00Peanut Butter Cheesecake
oreo crust, chocolate glaze, chantilly cream, peanut butter cups
$8.00Warm Apple Crisp
Granny smith apples, pecan crumble topping, vanilla ice cream. Vegetarian
$8.00
Sunday | 3:00 pm - 10:00 pm |
Monday | 11:00 am - 10:00 pm |
Tuesday | 11:00 am - 10:00 pm |
Wednesday | 11:00 am - 10:00 pm |
Thursday | 11:00 am - 10:00 pm |
Friday | 11:00 am - 11:00 pm |
Saturday | 3:00 pm - 11:00 pm |
Celebrating the professional football career of Joe Theismann and the American traditions surrounding professional sports, Joe Theismann’s Restaurant presents a menu of upscale bar and pub fare, plus a full bar featuring beer, wine and craft cocktails. Open for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch.