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    Theismann's Restaurant

    1800A Diagonal Road

    Alexandria, VA 22314


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    Featured Items

    • Joe's All-American Burger

      House-ground prime double smashed beef patties, american cheese, shredded iceberg lettuce, pickles, russian dressing, onion-brioche bun, served with skin-on fries. Burger served medium

      $18.00
    • Southern Fried Chicken Salad

      Iceberg & romaine lettuce, grape tomatoes, bacon, cheddar, red onions, hard boiled egg, honey mustard, ranch dressing. Dressing served on the side

      $18.00
    • BBQ Bacon-Cheddar Burger

      House-ground prime chuck, crisp bacon, cheddar, crispy onions, old no. 7 bbq sauce, dijonnaise, lettuce, tomatoes, kaiser roll, served with skin-on fries

      $19.00

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    Take-Out Utensils

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    Starters

    • 6 Chicken Wings-Breaded

      $13.00
    • 6 Chicken Wings-Fried Naked

      $13.00
    • 12 Chicken Wings-Breaded

      $24.00
    • 12 Chicken Wings-Fried Naked

      $24.00
    • Broiled Chesapeake Crab Dip

      Lump blue crab, pimientos, bay spiced tortilla chips

      $16.00
    • Chicken Fried Pickles

      Served with blackened ranch. Vegetarian

      $8.00
    • Crispy Calamari

      Light breading, parmesan, herbs, lemon, marinara sauce, blackened ranch

      $14.00
    • Giant Cheesy Garlic Pull-Apart Bread

      Mozzarella, garlic butter, san marzano marinara sauce. Vegetarian

      $13.00
    • Hot Beer Cheese

      Made with golden lager beer, served with warm, soft pretzels. Vegetarian

      $12.00
    • House Made Onion Rings

      Panko bread crumbs, blackened ranch. Vegetarian

      $9.00
    • JTR Chicken Fingers Appetizer

      Hand breaded, house duck sauce

      $10.00
    • Roasted Garlic Hummus

      House made hummus, smoked paprika, served with warm pita bread. Vegetarian

      $12.00
    • Spicy P.E.I. Mussels

      Tomatoes, garlic, crushed chiles, white wine, herbs, garlic toast

      $14.00
    • Reuben Fries

      $18.00

    Salads & Soups

    • Southern Fried Chicken Salad

      Iceberg & romaine lettuce, grape tomatoes, bacon, cheddar, red onions, hard boiled egg, honey mustard, ranch dressing. Dressing served on the side

      $18.00
    • Caesar Salad

      Chopped romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, parmesan cheese. Dressing served on the side.

      $13.00
    • Garden Salad

      Mixed greens lettuce, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, shaved red onions, garlic croutons, champagne vinaigrette. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian

      $12.00
    • Greek Salad

      Romaine lettuce, feta cheese, kalamata olives, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, shaved red onions, lemon-oregano dressing. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian, Gluten-Free

      $13.50
    • Greens & Feta Salad

      Mixed greens, feta cheese, dried cranberries, candied pecans, champagne vinaigrette. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian, Gluten Free

      $13.00
    • Caesar Side Salad

      Romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, grana padano cheese. Dressing served on the side.

      $8.00
    • Garden Side Salad

      Mixed greens, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, shaved red onions, garlic croutons, champagne vinaigrette. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian

      $7.00
    • Greek Side Salad

      Romaine lettuce, feta cheese, kalamata olives, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, shaved red onions, lemon-oregano dressing. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian, Gluten-Free

      $8.00
    • Greens & Feta Side Salad

      Mixed greens, feta cheese, dried cranberries, candied pecans, champagne vinaigrette. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian, Gluten Free

      $8.00
    • New England Clam Chowder

      Fresh shucked clams, bacon, corn, potatoes, onions, celery, cream, herbs

      $9.00
    • French Onion Soup

      Braised short rib, caramelized onions, swiss cheese, garlic toast

      $12.00

    Sandwiches & Burgers

    • BBQ Bacon-Cheddar Burger

      House-ground prime chuck, crisp bacon, cheddar, crispy onions, old no. 7 bbq sauce, dijonnaise, lettuce, tomatoes, kaiser roll, served with skin-on fries

      $19.00
    • BBQ Grilled Chicken Sandwich

      Crisp bacon, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, old no. 7 bbq sauce, kaiser roll, served with skin-on fries

      $17.00
    • Buffalo Chicken Sandwich

      Crispy breaded chicken thigh, joe's buffalo sauce, shredded lettuce, tomato, blue cheese, ranch dressing, kaiser roll, served with skin-on fries

      $18.00
    • Classic Club Sandwich

      House roasted turkey breast, ham, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomatoes, mayonnaise, toasted pullman bread

      $19.00
    • Corned Beef Reuben Sandwich

      House made corned beef, sauerkraut, swiss cheese, russian dressing, marble rye bread, served with skin-on fries

      $19.00
    • Joe's All-American Burger

      House-ground prime double smashed beef patties, american cheese, shredded iceberg lettuce, pickles, russian dressing, onion-brioche bun, served with skin-on fries. Burger served medium

      $18.00
    • JTR Cubano

      Braised mojo pork, capicola, salami, swiss cheese, pickles, dijonnaise, pressed bread

      $18.00
    • Lump Crab Cake Sandwich

      lettuce, tomato, tartar sauce, creole slaw, kaiser roll

      $24.00

    Bar Pizza

    • Buffalo Chicken Bar Pizza

      Unique 8 inch thin pan pizza, grilled chicken, cheddar, mozzarella, joe's buffalo sauce, blue cheese drizzle

      $10.50
    • Cubano Bar Pizza

      Unique 8 inch thin pan pizza, braised mojo pork, salami, pickles, dijonnaise, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza sauce.

      $10.50
    • Mediterranean Bar Pizza

      Unique 8 inch thin pan pizza, roasted peppers, olives, oregano, feta, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza sauce. Vegetarian

      $9.50
    • Pepperoni Bar Pizza

      Unique 8 inch thin pan pizza, cup & char pepperoni, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza sauce.

      $9.50
    • Three Cheese Bar Pizza

      Unique 8 inch thin pan pizza, cheddar, mozzarella, parmesan, tomato sauce. Vegetarian

      $8.50
    • Vegetarian Chorizo Bar Pizza

      Unique 8 inch thin pan pizza, impossible chorizo, pico de gallo, cilantro, cheddar, mozzarella, garlic butter. Vegetarian

      $11.50

    Entrees

    • 45 Day Aged Filet Mignon

      Served with crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, aparagus, red wine shallot demi-glace

      $39.00
    • 60 Day Aged Prime NY Strip

      12 oz steak, garlic-buttermilk mashed potatoes, sautéed green beans, béarnaise butter. Gluten Free

      $44.00
    • Baby Back Ribs-full rack

      Spice rubbed, slow cooked & char grilled, basted with old no. 7 bbq sauce, served with skin-on fries

      $34.00
    • Baby Back Ribs-half rack

      Spice rubbed, slow cooked & char grilled, basted with old no. 7 bbq sauce, served with skin-on fries

      $23.00
    • Beer Battered Fish & Chips

      Atlantic cod, skin-on fries, creole slaw, lemon, tarter sauce

      $22.00
    • Blackened Salmon

      grilled asparagus, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, lemon-caper sauce, herbs

      $28.00
    • Chicken Louisiana

      Old Time Favorite! Shrimp, andouille sausage, peppers, onions, cajun cream sauce, basmati rice. Gluten Free

      $25.00
    • Joe's Favorite Spirale & Chicken

      Pan-seared chicken breast, house made spirale pasta, baby spinach, sun dried tomatoes, parmesan cream

      $21.00
    • Lump Crab Cakes

      skin-on fries, creole slaw, lemon, tartar sauce

      $36.00
    • Prime Rib

      $39.00
      OUT OF STOCK

    Desserts

    • Chocolate Mousse Cake

      chocolate cake, dark chocolate mousse, chantilly cream

      $8.00
    • Hot Fudge Sundae

      Vanilla bean ice cream, house made hot fudge, cherries, whipped cream, chocolate pearls & rolled cookies. Vegetarian

      $8.00
    • Peanut Butter Cheesecake

      oreo crust, chocolate glaze, chantilly cream, peanut butter cups

      $8.00
    • Warm Apple Crisp

      Granny smith apples, pecan crumble topping, vanilla ice cream. Vegetarian

      $8.00

    Kids

    • Kids Cheese Pizza

      $8.50
    • Kids Cheeseburger

      $8.00
    • Kids Chicken Fingers

      $7.00
    • Kids Grilled Cheese

      $6.00
    • Kids Grilled Chicken

      $7.00
    • Kids Hamburger

      $7.00
    • Kids Pepperoni Pizza

      $9.50

    All hours
    Sunday3:00 pm - 10:00 pm
    Monday11:00 am - 10:00 pm
    Tuesday11:00 am - 10:00 pm
    Wednesday11:00 am - 10:00 pm
    Thursday11:00 am - 10:00 pm
    Friday11:00 am - 11:00 pm
    Saturday3:00 pm - 11:00 pm
    Restaurant info

    Celebrating the professional football career of Joe Theismann and the American traditions surrounding professional sports, Joe Theismann’s Restaurant presents a menu of upscale bar and pub fare, plus a full bar featuring beer, wine and craft cocktails. Open for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch.

    Location

    1800A Diagonal Road, Alexandria, VA 22314

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