Trump Burger Kemah NEW 409 Bradford Avenue

A burger so great, so tremendous, it should have its own skyscraper! This 8oz homemade Angus beef patty is HUGE, covered in double the yellow American cheese (because one layer is weak!), stacked with crisp lettuce, juicy tomatoes, fresh onions, and big-league pickles. All slathered in our world-famous, winning Trump Sauce and served on a luxurious, buttery brioche bun—because only the best buns make the cut! 💥 This is NOT just a burger… it’s a STATEMENT. It’s SUCCESS. It’s AMERICA on a bun! 💥

BIG. BOLD. UNSTOPPABLE. This 16oz homemade Angus beef patty is as strong as the economy once was! Loaded with double yellow cheese AND double white cheese (because when it comes to cheese, MORE is always better!), fresh lettuce, juicy tomatoes, crisp onions, and big, beautiful pickles. All drenched in our tremendous, can’t-be-beat Trump Sauce and served on a golden, toasted brioche bun—because only the BEST buns deserve to hold this masterpiece! 🔥 This burger stands TALL, just like its name! One bite, and you’ll feel like you just closed the biggest, most successful deal of your life! 🇺🇸💰

A yuge portion OF French fries so good, even the haters and losers will agree,made to be America First in flavor. These fries are winning with every bite! 🍟🇺🇸

Crispy, and tremendously sweet! A classy twist on fries,big flavor, no fake news! 🍠🇺🇸

Big, bold, and tremendously flavorful. Pick your winning sauce: hot, mild, BBQ, honey BBQ, garlic parmesan, sweet chili, lemon pepper, mango habanero. These wings are winning. 🍗🇺🇸

Crispy, juicy, and cooked to perfection. Big flavor, no nonsense—just real, delicious tenders! 🍗🇺🇸

Crispy, and tremendously delicious! Made fresh, never fake—just like great leadership! 🇺🇸🧅

A burger so great, so tremendous, it should have its own skyscraper! This 8oz homemade Angus beef patty is HUGE, covered in double the yellow American cheese (because one layer is weak!), stacked with crisp lettuce, juicy tomatoes, fresh onions, and big-league pickles. All slathered in our world-famous, winning Trump Sauce and served on a luxurious, buttery brioche bun—because only the best buns make the cut! 💥 This is NOT just a burger… it’s a STATEMENT. It’s SUCCESS. It’s AMERICA on a bun! 💥

BIG. BOLD. UNSTOPPABLE. This 16oz homemade Angus beef patty is as strong as the economy once was! Loaded with double yellow cheese AND double white cheese (because when it comes to cheese, MORE is always better!), fresh lettuce, juicy tomatoes, crisp onions, and big, beautiful pickles. All drenched in our tremendous, can’t-be-beat Trump Sauce and served on a golden, toasted brioche bun—because only the BEST buns deserve to hold this masterpiece! 🔥 This burger stands TALL, just like its name! One bite, and you’ll feel like you just closed the biggest, most successful deal of your life! 🇺🇸💰

🚫 Not available for cheating reasons! 🚫 This tiny 1oz beef patty struggles to stay on the bun, topped with an old, tired tomato and served on our oldest, weakest buns—because nothing fresh is being offered here! 💸 Overpriced, underwhelming, and falling apart faster than a bad debate performance! But hey, at least it comes with a hefty price tag! 🔥 Warning: May cause confusion and awkward laughs. Order at your own risk! 🤡

Graceful, bold, and full of flavor! Grilled chicken, crisp lettuce, juicy tomatoes, fresh onions, and crunchy pickles, topped with a smooth teriyaki-mayo sauce. 🔥 Elegant, but still a powerhouse! 🇺🇸✨

A cheesesteak that doesn’t back down! Loaded with grilled onions, mushrooms, and green peppers, smothered in double white American cheese, and grilled to absolute perfection.

Not just any chicken sandwich—this one flies first class! A perfectly grilled chicken breast, topped with crisp lettuce, juicy tomatoes, fresh onions, and crunchy pickles, all finished with a smooth, winning layer of mayo. 🔥 Clean. Strong. No nonsense. A sandwich that gets the job done—BIGLY! 🇺🇸💪

“The Ivanka Burger” – Elegant, timeless, and simply perfect! A premium 4 oz Angus beef patty, topped with crisp lettuce, juicy tomato, creamy mayo, and classic ketchup—because some things are just meant to be iconic. A burger as graceful as its name and as delicious as success. 💖🍔✨

“Trump Jr. Chicken Tenders” – Strong, crispy, and built for winners! Three homemade, golden-fried chicken tenders, served with a side of crispy French fries and a rich honey mustard dip—because real flavor runs in the family. A meal that’s tough, tasty, and totally undefeated! 🍗🍟🔥