Willies 'n Waffles

Chocolate sauce, Oreo crumbles, and powdered sugar. Tastes like a brownie! 💩

A big chocolaty cock with white chocolate dripping down to your fingers.

Get a LOAD of this strawberry chocolate cock waffle with white chocolate dripping down its shaft.

Like a cookies 'n cream... a white chocolate cock waffle with Oreo crumbles and a creamy finish

A big chocolatey Willy covered in house-made marshmallow, torched to perfection, and dusted with graham crackers

A Willy dripping with warm and wet chocolate sauce, filled with daddy's banana cream filling... makes for an explosive first bite.

Our fruity white chocolate cock smothered in fruity pebbles and raspberry sauce.

You've been waiting... this white chocolate cock is busting at the seams as it delivers loads of raspberry, blueberry, and rainbow sprinkles.

Open wide for this classic maple glazed cock sprinkled with Cinnamon Toast Crunchy goodness.

Just a bare, hot waffle—simple, smooth, and ready for whatever you’re in the mood for.

A chocolate covered twat waffle filled with white chocolate cum and a pearly clit piercing.

Soft, sweet, and dripping with indulgence. A white chocolate-covered waffle topped with graham cracker crust and filled with your choice of raspberry or blueberry.

Strawberry white chocolate twat with a pearl pierced clit and white chocolate cum, on a pillow of house-made marshmallow.

A white chocolate twat with a deceptively delicious flow of raspberry sauce and sprinkles.

Soft, warm, and ready for you—no toppings, just pure, sweet perfection.

Our hottest assortment of 12 organ pokers ready to fill every hole in your party

Your choice of a dozen Kitty Waffles

Berry Me Deep. House-made strawberry syrup and a splash of orange blossom water come together for a slushie that’s smooth, sweet, and naturally irresistible.

Frozen virgin espresso martini slushie made with cold brew, oat milk, and a touch of vanilla. Smooth, creamy, and guaranteed to give you chills in all the right ways.

Tastes like Minute Maid lemonade. Sweet and refreshing.

We milk our almonds and our rice by hand in small batches to prepare the most delicious horchata you've ever had.

We take our deliciously smooth house made whorechata and add a *stimulating* dose of our hand made small batch cold brew

Strong, smooth, and ice-cold. The kind of bold pick-me-up that'll get you buzzing. Served black.

For those who want a nice creamy finish to their dessert.

Pure, smooth, and ready keep that throat wet. Stay quenched, darling.

Bubbles that tickle in all the right places. Let it tease your taste buds.

Pineapple, Lime, Guava, or Mango – smooth, sweet, and ready to satisfy whatever flavor you’re craving.

The little can that keeps you up all night. Don’t shake it too hard.

Zero sugar, all stamina – because you’ve got enough sweetness for tonight.

Classic, bold, and always hitting the spot. Ice cold and ready for you.

Light, crisp, and perfectly guilt-free. Go ahead, indulge yourself.

Cool, clear, and refreshingly sharp. A little tingle, a lot of satisfaction.

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