Modern Times [Anaheim] Leisuretown
PACKAGED BEVERAGE
LAGER
- Harmony Engine-6PK$13.00Out of stock
Our take on a marzen blends Barke Vienna and Weyermann Munich malts with a traditional noble hop, Tettnang, to give you a malty and floral beer true to style. ABV: 5.5%
- Ice Aged in Gin Barrels-4PK$15.25
One of our staff favorite beers now aged in Gin Barrels. Ice, our delicious czech style pilsner was aged for 4 months in stonecutter gin barrels, this beer ruminates with herbal nuance and bright batanicals. ABV: 4.8%
- MT Pils-6PK$13.00
- Star Jungle w/Mosaic-4PK$14.00
We brewed this delightfully hoppy pils with generous amounts of precious Mosaic & Nelson hops over a delicate & restrained malt backbone. The result is a seriously magical adult beverage that’s both silly-crushable and bursting with beautiful aromas of blueberry, mango, white grape, and lychee underscored by just a hint of malt sweetness. It’s a sunlit bucolic meadow in liquid form and your tastebuds are free to frolic. 5.5% ABV
IPA
- Big Yikes-4PK$15.00
We crafted this experimental gem of a DIPA with heaps of HBC 586, Citra Cryo, and Mosaic Cryo hops. The result of this lupulin power-trio is akin to descending a blueberry milkshake waterslide and being gently delivered into a ball pit filled with fresh, ripe tangelos. If that doesn't sound like something you want to experience, we feel sad for you. 16oz 4PK 8.5% ABV
- Chameleon Suit-4PK$14.00Out of stock
IPA | ABV 7.2%
- Circuit Bender-6pk$12.99
- Circular Displacement-4PK$21.50Out of stock
This hazy behemoth is an East Coast-style DIPA hopped with tons of Vic Secret, Sabro, Bru 1, and Idaho 7. It’s a massively fruity beverage with lots of tangerine, passion fruit, pineapple, and coconut character. ABV: 8.9%
- Complicated Patterns-6PK$15.00
This west coast DIPA has a fantastic hop bill. It features Mosaic most prominently, with Centennial, Chinook, and Simcoe giving it some truly classic west coast IPA bite. It's piney, citrusy, tropical, and far too drinkable. 8% ABV
- Dawn Storm-4PK$19.50
A hazy DIPA of uncommon dankness, this beer was stuffed with HBC 586, Nelson, and Citra hops, yielding a magical bouquet of tropical, citrus, and sundry awesomeness that boasts notes of mango, lychee, tangerine, and refreshing white wine character. It’s a pretty solid approach to hot weather. ABV: 8.5%
- Dungeon Map-6PK$14.00Out of stock
This spectacle of West Coast IPA wizardry was lavished with massive quantities of Nelson, Strata, Mosaic and Centennial hops. Together, this quartet of lupulin-laden stunners yields a soul-stirring symphony of citrus, stone fruit and tropical character with just enough pleasantly snappy bitterness to really stick the landing. We're pretty psyched about it; we think you might be, too. ABV: 7.2%
- Familiarity Principle-4PK$21.50
The brainchild of SD brewing wizard Alex Patten, this Strata-forward West Coast DIPA boasts a glorious bouquet of passion fruit, fresh berries, and piney dankness that’s all but assured to soothe even the surliest SoCal palate. ABV: 9%
- Hello Grapefruit-6pk$12.00Out of stock
This unrelentingly crushable can of awesome is what happens when you take a crisp, liberally dry-hopped session India Pale Ale and stack it to the rafters with bright, delectable grapefruit. A glorious profusion of cirtus intermingles with hop notes of mango and passion fruit, underscored by just enough of a malt backbone to tie the room together. If you enjoy things that taste amazing, we feel pretty confident that you’re going to enjoy this. 5% ABV
- Infinite Patience-6PK$13.00
- Orderville-19.2oz Can$4.25Out of stock
This magnificent IPA blends the fruit-forward character of Mosaic hops with resinous stickiness from a mélange of dank hops. 7.2% ABV
- Orderville-4PK$13.00Out of stock
This magnificent IPA blends the fruit-forward character of Mosaic hops with resinous stickiness from a mélange of dank hops. 7.2% ABV
- Party Vipers DIPA-4PK$21.50Out of stock
This megalith of West Coast radness is a collaboration with the excellent folks at Tarantula Hill. We used an abundance of Idaho-7, Talus, Mosaic, Riwaka, and Chinook hops for a massively tropical character with a touch of resin, boasting notes of lychee, passion fruit candy, and melon gummy, with enough refreshing bitterness to really bring the whole thing home. We’re feeling a pretty high degree of certainty that you’re going to dig it. ABV: 8.4%
- Pause For Effect-4PK$15.00
Ready your senses for a king’s ransom of Nelson, Strata, and Mosaic Cryo hops, meticulously packed into a Hazy Double IPA of the highest caliber. Ginormous notes of bright tropical fruit, terpenes, and mango explode across the palate, resulting in feelings of immense satisfaction and a general sense that everything is probably going to turn out just fine, man. 8% ABV
- Star Cloud-4PK$13.00Out of stock
There is simply no way to adequately prepare your taste receptors for the jaw-dropping deluge of flavor contained herein. Packed with financially irresponsible amounts of incredibly choice Citra, Cashmere, and Motueka hops, this hazy IPA is a miraculously tasty juice-bomb replete with notes of tangerine, lime, citrus, and tropical magic. 6.8% ABV
- Teleportation Sweater-4PK$13.00
- Tiger Millionaire-4PK$23.50Out of stock
We stuffed this unbelievably tasty TIPA with ridiculous amounts of Citra hops, and then escalated the entire scenario with an extremely generous amount of Nelson. What resulted is a haze-beast of the highest caliber, with mouthwatering notes of citrus, tropical fruit, and white wine wrapped in a luxuriously smooth mouthfeel. It’s about to execute a flawless top-rope elbow drop on your helpless little taste-buds. ABV: 10.4%
- Trend Laser-6PK$14.00
We thought it’d be a pretty good idea to load massive amounts of Strata, Vic Secret, & Amarillo hops into this hazy marvel. Turns out, we were totally right. This singularly delicious IPA is pillowy soft, with resounding notes of ripe, juicy peach and tropical fruit. Prepare to be delighted. 6.5% ABV
FRUITY/MIXED CULTURE
- Brain Vacation: Cranberry, Raspberry & Lime-6PK$18.50
Our massively refreshing gose is back! This time featuring a Cran-Rasp-Lime twist, loaded with tons of awesome fruit flavors, and belied by its hella-sessionable ABV and modest calories. The Cranberry, Raspberry, and Lime blend seamlessly to create a tart yet balanced liquid tapestry of tropical radness. 4.8% ABV
- Celestial City Aged in Gin Barrels w/Nectarines-375ml$16.25Out of stock
Celestial City, our wonderfully funky, floral saison, is near and dear to the hearts of our special projects squad, so you can imagine the giant metaphorical lightbulb that hovered over the barrel warehouse when some quality gin barrels arrived. The beer spent a glorious 6 months absorbing the botanical radness of the barrels before receiving a massive dose of California Red Roy Nectarines. It’s exceptionally bright, delightfully complex, and a perfect complement to virtually any holiday meal. ABV: 7.7%
- Empty Hats Aged in Spanish Brandy Barrels-375ml$14.00Out of stock
We aged this Oud Bruin-style ale in the aforementioned barrels with an array of cultures that added loads of sour, funky character. The result is a beer bursting with dark fruit and sporting a beautiful malt complexity, with a noticeable oak presence and an exceptionally long, lingering finish. Seriously, if you dig sours, don’t sleep on this one. ABV: 7.7%
- Flame Visions: Cuvee Moscatel-375ml$16.25Out of stock
This impossibly delicious cuvée began with a blend of red sour ales, which then took a lovely months-long staycation in some exceptionally choice Moscatel barrels, a delightfully fruity, sweet variety of sherry wine. We then treated that already insanely tasty liquid to...wait for it...500 POUNDS of Flavorosa pluots. Prepare your soul for a near-spiritual journey of tart, stone-fruit discovery. ABV: 8.5%
- Fruitlands Passionfruit Guava-4PK$13.00Out of stock
The sour, salty base beer lays down the refreshment, while a heavy dose of passion fruit & guava turns it into a wall-to-wall tropical fruit fiesta. 4.8% ABV
- Fruitlands Sangria-4PK$13.00
We brewed this luscious rendition of Fruitlands with a bountiful melody of fruits, including grape, blackberry, black currant, orange, and lime. The result is brimming with big fruit, a rich berry medley, and citrus aromas. Prepare yourself for zesty tartness and some serious party punch. 4.8% ABV
- New Atlantis Aged in Gin Barrels w/Blackberry & Black Currant-375ml$16.25Out of stock
This unimpeachably elegant saison consists of a blend of our funky bases, each component of which spent a considerable period of time (ranging from 3 months to 2 years) in top-shelf gin barrels. Once emerged, it was treated to a nice little re-fermentation on blackberries & blackcurrants, yielding a breathtaking monolith of refreshment that’s tart, complex, and incredibly satisfying. ABV: 6.4%
- Singular Rhythms Aged in Madeira Barrels w/Black Raspberries-750ml$16.25Out of stock
We aged this funky blonde ale in California Madeira barrels for a year and a half before racking onto massive quantities (56lbs/bbl) of black raspberries and letting our house cultures do their thing. What emerged pours like a red lambrusco and boasts explosive berry flavor with just enough funk and barrel character to tie the room together. ABV: 7.3%
- Singular Rhythms: Citron Black Tea & Lemon-375ml$12.00Out of stock
Aged in medium-toast oak foeders and gracefully racked onto a delicious blend of citron black iced tea and an amalgam of fire-grilled yellow and pink lemons, this spectacularly tasty funky Saison is a soul-stirring nexus of citrusy brightness, complemented by herbal splendor of the tea and undertones of subtle, oaky vanilla. It’s tart, enchantingly complex, and unbelievably refreshing. Prepare your tastebuds for immersion in a moonlit fountain of unparalleled liquid elegance. ABV: 5%
STOUT/BARLEYWINE
- Altar of the Orc Lord Aged in Bourbon Barrels-22oz$32.50Out of stock
This life-affirming batch of our hallowed barley wine was aged for almost two years in bourbon barrels from a beloved Kentucky distillery. You know the drill; velvety oak, dark intrigue, bourbon magic. It’s amazing. ABV: 12.5%
- Altar of the Orc Lord: LOL-22oz$34.50Out of stock
This barleywine was already pretty choice, but we wanted to get ridiculous with it, so we aged it in bourbon barrels and then lavished it with vanilla, cocoa nibs, almonds, and peanuts. It’s kind of like an incredibly satisfying, nougaty candy bar died and was reincarnated as an unbelievably tasty adult beverage. Morbid? Maybe. Delicious? Undeniably. ABV: 13.5%
- Arctic Realm-22oz$32.50Out of stock
An inspired blend of three of our PDX-born barrel-aged stouts, this beer is a dark, decadent vortex of roasty chocolate, toffee, and bourbon-soaked oak. ABV: 14%
- Beastmaster Aged in Sherry Barrels-22oz$32.50
We aged this version of our highly adaptable Imperial Stout for a glorious 10 months in high quality Sherry Barrels, emerging from its extended stay sporting a delightful complexity with notes of dried fruit, oak and caramel. It’s a singularly luxurious beverage experience that’s best enjoyed in your finest silk robe.
- Beastmaster in Bourbon Barrels: Mocha Affogato-22oz$34.50
We treated this decadent imperial stout to a seriously substantial dose of Dominican cocoa nibs and Ugandan vanilla. Then, to cap the whole thing off, we packed it with our house-roasted Idea Machine coffee. If you’re into coffee, chocolate, vanilla, and extremely good beer, you’re going to like this one. ABV: 12.5%
- Beastmonster Aged in Tawny Port & Madeira Barrels-22oz$32.25Out of stock
A blend of Beastmaster aged in tawny port barrels for 18 months and Monsters' Park aged in Madeira barrels for 17 months, this imperial dessert stout is a force to be reckoned with. Within its gloriously opaque depths swirls a delicious maelstrom of chocolate, caramel, and toasted oak, complemented by notes of hazelnut and dark fruit. Prepare to be swept away in a thunderous deluge of flavor-magic. ABV: 13.4%
- Beastmonster: Espresso Macaroon-12oz Can$16.25Out of stock
12oz CAN - This blended imperial stout was aged in bourbon barrels from 10-12 months and subsequently loaded with hundreds of pounds of toasted coconut flakes and house-roasted Guardian Spirit coffee. The end result is an amalgam of dark, roasty coffees and malts, coconut, and chocolate that’s as luxurious as it is decadent. ABV: 12.3%
- Black House-4PK$12.00Out of stock
An oatmeal coffee stout positively redolent with house-roasted coffee aroma & flavor. 5.8% ABV
- Breakfast Lord-22oz$34.50Out of stock
We treated this incredible blend of barrel-aged stouts to a massive-yet-expertly-balanced amalgam of cinnamon sticks, Black House blend coffee, Ugandan vanilla beands, Dominican cocoa nibs, and barrel-aged maple syrup. It’s a beautiful profile of chocolate, vanilla, bourbon, and breakfast magic. It would be great with waffles. Or while watching a sunset, thinking about how—even though the bottle might be almost gone—it was an absolute pleasure while it lasted, and you’re just glad that you got to be a part of something so amazing, even for a short time. ABV: 13%
- Chaos Grid Aged in Schmillett Barrels-22oz$32.50
This iteration of our ever evolving blend of imperial stouts was aged in premium Schmillet Barrels for a whopping 26 months, giving it plenty of time to soak up an astoundingly opulent oak character. The result is a lavishly liquid mouthfeel ensconced in rich caramelly bourbon, hints of toffee and chocolate, with a pleasantly intriguing spice on the finish. Your tastebuds will thank you.
- Chaos Grid DBA: Bourbon and Domestic Brandy with Fig and Cocoa-22oz$34.50
We aged this imperial stout blend in freshly-emptied domestic brandy barrels for a year and a half before finishing in bourbon barrels for another 8 months. We then loaded it with 8 lbs/bbl of Smyrna figs and 3 lbs/bbl of Dominican cacao nibs. Assertive notes of brandy and bourbon are rounded by the earthy, subtle notes of figs and capped off by rich cocoa. Its a gloriously complex beer with some of the most expressive barrel-character we’ve ever achieved.
- Chaos Grid: DBA Bovine Outline & Uncommon Raptor Barrels-22oz$32.50
This inspired blend of BA Stouts was double-barrel aged for a total of 2 years in barrels from two beloved bourbon distilleries. Expect an insane bourbon barrel character, lush with dark fruit notes, oak, vanilla, cherry pie, and more.
- Chaos Grid: Double Coconut-22oz$32.50
Behold! This miraculous blend of Imperial Stouts, made up mostly of Mega Devil’s Teeth and Monsters’ Park Blend was aged for 14-18 glorious months in Ethereal Mound Barrels and subsequently loaded with a whopping 35 lbs per barrel of Toasted Coconut. Which is DOUBLE our usual amount of coconut. We only need two words to describe this liquid treasure, Coconut Bomb!
- Chaos Grid: Joy Edition-12oz Can$16.25Out of stock
This outrageously decadent imperial dessert stout was loaded with exorbitant amounts of coconut, almonds, & cocoa nibs, and it’s exactly as dope as that sounds. Ready your flavor detectors for a thunderous impact of decadent, candy-bar awesomeness in adult beverage form. ABV: 13.6%
- Chaos Grid: The Final Course-12oz Can$16.25Out of stock
This liquid smorgasbord of dessert-magic is a meticulously blended amalgam of bourbon barrel-aged beers. We could have stopped there and had a seriously tasty beer, but we totally did not. We conditioned this beast on a luxurious bed of coconut, vanilla beans, cocoa nibs, almonds, and coffee. It’s a thundering detonation of pure decadence that’s about to let slip the dogs of war on your unsuspecting palate. If you want the full experience, you should definitely let this one warm up to 55 degrees before drinking it. ABV: 13%
- Cloud Daggers 2022 (Bottle Logic Collab)-22oz$34.50
- Cloud Daggers aged in Wheated Whiskey Barrels (Bottle Logic Collab) 22oz$34.50
- Cosmic Entity Aged in Bourbon Barrels w/ Cocoa Nibs, Peanut Butter, & Vanilla-22oz$34.50Out of stock
This marvelously decadent imperial dessert-stout was aged for 13 glorious months in bourbon barrels from a venerable Kentucky distillery and subsequently loaded with peanuts, peanut butter powder, Brazilian vanilla, and cocoa nibs. The result is an adults-only chocolate & peanut butter shake perched nimbly upon a foundation of oak and bourbon. If there’s a better holiday dessert beverage, we’d be straight-up shocked. ABV: 14%
- Cosmic Silence-22oz$32.25Out of stock
This powerhouse was born of two of our first-ever bourbon barrel-aged beers from Belmont: Cosmic Entity and Temple of Silence (hence, Cosmic Silence). A masterful balance of both beers, it features a robust body with thoroughly delightful notes of chocolate, followed by the oaky character from the bourbon barrels, and finishes with a subtle sweetness. If this is the caliber of beveragery we have to look forward from our PDX blend-wizards, we’re in for a whole lot of impending tastiness. ABV: 14%
- Demon Helm in Brandy Barrels-22oz$32.50
Ready yourself for a soul-stirring beverage experience. We aged this already-delicious imperial stout in domestic brandy barrels for two magical years, yielding a complex and enchanting beer with a profile packed with dark fruit and brandy character. We recommend your finest snifter. ABV: 13%
- Dragon Mask Aged in Non-Peated Scotch Barrels: Malted Chocolate Churro-22oz$34.50Out of stock
This edition of our beloved imperial stout blend was created from aging this fine liquid in non-peated (i.e. dried without the use of smoke) scotch barrels for 13 months before racking the beer onto 10 lbs of both Peruvian and Dominican cocoa nibs, 4 lbs of Ugandan vanilla, 8 oz of cinnamon sticks, 130g of sea salt, and a dash of malt syrup to taste. The results are spectacular, with a singular scotch flavor that sings in perfect harmony with the spiciness, sweetness, maltiness, and saltiness of the adjuncts. ABV: 13.9%
- Dragon Mask w/ Pistachio, Coconut, Cocoa, & Vanilla-22oz$32.50Out of stock
This gloriously decadent imperial stout blend was aged for 19 months in bourbon barrels and dosed with copious amounts of pistachios, coconut, cocoa nibs, and vanilla. Prepare for a cascade of coconut wrapped in chocolate & bourbon. ABV: 13.9%
- Dragon Master Aged in Ancient Gitzferald Barrels w/ Cocoa, Hazelnut Vanilla - 22oz$32.50
Dragon Master is a hybrid of two delicious BA stouts, Dragon Mask and Beastmaster. Dragon Mask is brewed to resemble dark chocolate, with hints of dark fruit and slightly dryer finish. Beastmaster is brewed to be huge with as much body, creamy chocolate and malt balls as we can get. Blending them leads to a singularity of different cocoas, dates, malt balls and lots of body. This burst of flavor was enhanced even more by letting them soak in select Ancient Gitzferald Bourbon Barrels for 25 months. As if that wasn't enough, we then added 2Lbs/bbl each of Dominican and Columbian Cocoa, 5.5Lbs/bbl of Toasted Hazelnuts and a 0.9Lb/bbl blend of Sri Lankan and Ugandan Vanilla. Expect notes of ganache, fresh baked cookies, and fresh roasted coffee, followed by a pleasant heat and a smooth Bourbon finish. 22oz Bottle
- Dragon Master w/ Cocoa, Hazelnut, & Vanilla-22oz$34.50Out of stock
It’s no secret that our special projects wizards like to get freaky with the blends, but they recently broke through a new barrier of deliciousness with this blend of Dragon Mask and Beastmaster. This newly formed, barrel-aged imperial stout was then lavished with cocoa, hazelnuts, and vanilla beans, making for a heavy hitting contender packing a seriously decadent punch. The bar has been raised, yet again. ABV: 13.6%
- Haunted Stars aged in Rye & Maple Barrels: NOLA Coffee-22oz$34.50
Ready your party receptors for a liquid festival of delicious, dessert-laden complexity. This imperial porter was aged in rye and maple syrup barrels and then loaded with house-roasted coffee, almonds, vanilla, and chicory. It tastes like all those things, in the best possible way. **contains nuts**
- Infinite Verbosity-22oz$32.50
BEER STYLE: Imperial Stout aged in Wheated Whiskey Barrels 13.5% ABV • 22oz
- Lava Tones-22oz$32.50
Taking inspiration from our new 'Ohana over in Hawaii, we made this island-themed imperial stout by taking a blend of imperial stouts aged in bourbon barrels, then we added Oahu-Grown small estate vanilla beans, Okinawa black sugar, and Mexican cocoa nibs. The result is a nuanced mix of layered dessert flavors with notes of rich honey and baker’s chocolate. We think you’ll agree that it lives up to its name.
- Medicare for All, Yesterday-22oz$34.50Out of stock
- Mega Devil's Teeth Aged in Bourbon Barrels: Coconut NOLA Coffee Edition-12oz Can$16.25Out of stock
We treated this bourbon barrel-aged imperial stout to a king’s ransom of house-roasted Black House coffee, vanilla, chicory, toasted almonds, and toasted coconut flakes. The result is a rollicking tribute to the Big Easy that we would highly recommend not sleeping on—on account of it being really damn good. ABV: 13.7%
- Mega Devil's Teeth: Double Barrel-Aged in Rye & Apple Brandy Barrels-22oz$34.50Out of stock
Prepare your face for the double-barrel form of our already-beastly mega-stout. We aged this yoked-out flavor monolith in rye whiskey barrels for a year before racking it into apple brandy barrels for another 17 months. You can expect an onslaught of chocolate, rich toffee, and beautiful barrel character. You can also expect to be extremely psyched that you bought some. ABV: 13.5%
- Mega Devil's Teeth: Double R Edition-22oz$32.50
Transcend time and find yourself in the Double R Cafe. Inspired by a certain, spooky crime drama from the early '90s and meticulously crafted from a few select batches of Mega Devil's Teeth Imperial Stout aged for about 16-24 months in bourbon barrels. Infused with Black House Blend Coffee, sweet cherry, graham cracker crumbs, and vanilla. This is a damn fine cup of imperial stout. It absolutely rips with notes of sweet dessert cherry, roasty coffee, pie crust, and some very nice bourbon barrel character.
- Mega Devil's Teeth: Hazelnut, Cocoa, & Vanilla-22oz$34.50
We treated this beloved bourbon barrel-aged imperial stout to generous helpings of the aforementioned adjuncts, and the results were surpassingly awesome. Expect a face full of dessert magic with underlying roasty malt character, all painted on a beautiful oak & bourbon canvas.
- Modem Tones Aged in Bovine Outline Barrels-22oz$32.25Out of stock
We aged our beloved Modem Tones imperial stout for 17 months in barrels from a wildly popular Kentucky distillery, and the results were pretty epic. The underlying roasty, chocolaty character of the beer meets a beautiful barrel complexity in a sensory fireworks display that’s virtually assured to drastically improve your immediate circumstances. ABV: 14.4%
- Modem Tones aged in Schmanahan's Barrels-22oz$34.50Out of stock
This absolute unit of an imperial stout was aged in bourbon barrels from a beloved distillery of fine spirits. Big notes of chocolate, caramel, and roasty toffee are underscored by bourbon, oak, and subtle vanilla. It’s a hulking, cantankerous liquid opponent that’s about to pass guard and lay a full-on MMA smackdown on your tastebuds. Don’t tap out. ABV: 14.4%
- Modem Tones aged in Sherry : Date Shake Edition - 22oz$34.50Out of stock
We dosed this iteration of the sherry barrel-aged beast with liberal amounts of dates, walnuts, vanilla, and cinnamon. If you just read that and thought, “Sweet lord of hosts, that sounds positively divine,” you’d be 100% correct. ABV: 14.4%
- Modem Tones Single Barrel Edition: Handle Brook-22oz$32.50
- Modem Tones TBA: Maple, Apple Brandy, Bourbon-22oz$34.50
Exactly what it sounds like, my friends. Our revered Modem Tones imperial stout, aged in three different and equally excellent barrel-types: maple syrup, apple brandy, and bourbon. If you don’t find that exciting, we don’t know what to tell you.
- Modem Tones: Salted Chocolate Truffle Edition-22oz$34.50
We aged this magical mélange of imperial stouts for 14 months to 2.5 years. Then we added Sea Salt, Sliced Toasted Almonds, Mexican and Sri Lankan Vanilla beans, and a perfectly even mix of Mexican and Peruvian Cocoa Nibs. It’s a rich, complex liquid confection, inspired by the Salted Truffle with a bit of Almondy goodness mixed in. 14.4% ABV
- Modem Tones: Singularity Edition-22oz$32.25Out of stock
Named for an infamous auto-correct error this breathtakingly flavorful imperial stout is the result of our ongoing quest to summit the peak of liquid decadence. Aged for a whopping 14 months in 14-year bourbon barrels from a legendary distiller, this magnificent beverage is about to send your tastebuds through a gravity well of flavor and into an entirely new dimension of dark, chewy, transcendently delicious complexity. Ready yourself; the event horizon approaches. ABV: 14.4%
- Monsters' Cabana-22oz$34.50Out of stock
This delightfully tropical take on our Monsters' Park imperial stout was aged in rum barrels and dosed with coconut and lime, yielding a swirling, equatorial vortex of dessert flavors and barrel character best enjoyed in close proximity to a hammock. ABV: 14.2%
- Monsters' Park Aged in 14y Elias Butte Barrels-22oz$32.50Out of stock
Monsters' Park was allowed to age for a whopping 21 months in some choice, rare Elias Butte (Elijah Craig) barrels for an extended period of time. These were 14 year old bourbon barrels, and they are absolutely drenched in flavor. Expect some eye-popping bourbon and oak character in this beer. | ABV 14.2%
- Monsters' Park Aged in Bourbon Barrels w/Vanilla-12oz Can$16.25
This iteration of our massively tasty and highly-sought-after imperial stout was aged in bourbon barrels (as per usual) and then hit with an even blend of Madagascar and Vanuatu vanilla. The result is a wonderful balance of vanilla and a bit more barrel-forward character than previous batches, which we’re pretty stoked about. We’d be pretty surprised if you weren’t, too. ABV: 14.2%
- Monsters' Park Aged in Ruby Port Finished Whiskey Barrels-22oz$32.50
We aged this Monsters' Park for a whopping 24 months in Ruby Port barrels. Expect some eye-popping barrel character, luscious dried dark fruits, subtle pipe tobacco notes and great spice notes. Allow it warm up for maximum impact.
- MT Coffee Cake: Apple Streusel Edition 2022-22oz$34.50
- MT Coffee Cake: Macadamia Coconut Vanilla Latte-22oz$34.50
- Mutual Admiration Ed. 2-22oz$32.50
This collab between our beer and coffee departments is a blended imperial stout aged in bourbon barrels with house-roasted Zambia Kateshi Estate coffee. The coffee was roasted exclusively for this project and brings an incredible mélange of honeycomb, marshmallow, and graham cracker to the beer’s notes of chocolate, caramel, bourbon, and coffee. It’s a delightful marriage of two pretty exceptional beverages. 22oz bottle only.
- Mutual Admiration Ed. 3-22oz$32.50
Our ongoing collaboration between our coffee & beer whisperers continues. This edition features single origin Mexican cocoa nibs from Nibble Chocolate and single-origin Mexican coffee. Nibble is a local company that focuses on single origin, high quality chocolate bars and nibs, and believe you us, these nibs are decadent, featuring a very complex and ultra-rich notes of cognac and dark berry. For the coffee side of the equation, we selected Mexico Innovation Huatusco (washed process with extended fermentation), which features a heavy body, ripe berry notes, and a bit of maple and peach character. They work amazingly well together, creating a beer that has very deep dark fruit notes, a beautiful roast character, and a lush dark chocolate nose. 22oz bottle
- Mutual Admiration-22oz$32.50Out of stock
This collab between our beer and coffee departments is a blended imperial stout aged in bourbon barrels with house-roasted Zambia Kateshi Estate coffee. The coffee was roasted exclusively for this project and brings an incredible mélange of honeycomb, marshmallow, and graham cracker to the beer’s notes of chocolate, caramel, bourbon, and coffee. It’s a delightful marriage of two pretty exceptional beverages. ABV: 12%
- Neutron Symphony 2023-22oz$32.50
It’s back! Made for the very first-time last year, this Wheat Wine boasts an exceptionally high proportion of wheat in the grain bill and was aged for an extended time in Bourbon Barrels. The result is a belovedl beverage that is ultra-smooth, with notes of toffee and biscuit, underscored by a nice oak presence. It’s real good.
- Neutron Symphony-22oz$34.50Out of stock
Behold, our very first wheat wine! It’s similar to your barleywine or strong ale, but features a heftier portion of wheat in the grain bill, which in this case is Maris Otter and White and Flaked Wheats. This delightful beverage was aged first in medium-toast oak foeders, then in bourbon barrels for a jaw-dropping 14 months. The result is the pinnacle of luxurious drinking; smooth and biscuity from the wheat, with a nice volley between caramel and toffee notes and rich, oaky complexity. If you’re looking to level-up your beer game, this would be a fabulous place to start. ABV: 13.4%
- Soft Swerve: Fudgy Brownie Pretzel-22oz$34.50
- Soft Swerve: Rocky Road-22oz$34.50
- Spectrum of Desire Aged in Elias Butte 14yr Barrels-22oz$32.50Out of stock
- Static God-22oz$34.50Out of stock
This beer is the result of a collab with Fuzz Coffee, a new San Diego roastery that we’re particularly excited about, both because it was co-founded by our Roastery Manager, Seancarlo Ohlin and because it's an objectively stellar roastery. For this team-up, we decided on a blended bourbon barrel-aged stout featuring their Colombia Urrao Finca San Carlos coffee, as well as chai spices and both Papua New Guinea and Indonesian vanilla beans. Once you taste it, you’ll understand why we’re already excited for collabo round two. ABV: 13%
- Submersible City-4PK$10.00Out of stock
Chocolate, caramel, coconut. This totally lovely stout is nice and roasty, with the perfect amount of toasted coconut to bring the whole thing in for a perfect landing. We think you're going to dig it.
- Suggestion of Mass: Maple Affogato 2023-12oz$16.25
This high gravity affogato-inspired imperial stout was aged at length in Bourbon Barrels before getting meticulously dosed with Vanilla, Coffee, Almonds and Coconut following a lush treatment of Maple Syrup. Yielding a delightfully viscous beverage and drinks like the best Affogato al Café sweet money can buy.
- Toasted Chaos Grid-22oz$34.50
This imperial stout was meticulously blended from a wide range of bourbon barrels and then finished in oak foeders, making it a rare combination of bold, robust imperial stout and bourbon character that finishes incredibly smooth. ABV: 12.6%
COFFEE
- Black House Blend Cold Brew-12oz Can$4.00Out of stock
Black House coffee blend is a mix of a Natural Ethiopia (fruit, berries, brightness) and Sumatra (cocoa, caramel, earth).
- Costa Rica-12oz Can$5.00Out of stock
MILK CHOCOLATE - CITRUS - SWEET This marvel of caffeinated flavor-magic arrives to us from Tarrazu, a region in the San Jose province of Costa Rica renowned for its distinctive and incredibly tasty coffees. Grown by small farmers in the region, the coffee cherries are meticulously sorted and selected at the Beneficio Palmichal mill, and yield an enchanting profile with notes of sweet milk chocolate underscored by bright citrus. If you're looking for a refreshing way to substantially improve your mood, this right here is the ticket.
- Nitro Idea Machine-12oz Can$5.00Out of stock
This fantastic nitro cold brew blend is an amalgamation of Latin American coffees, converging to form one magnificently decadent brew. It’s chocolaty, it’s velvety, it's creamy, and it’s all kinds of smooth. Should you be looking for a decidedly luscious foot on which to start your next few hours, you’ve found it, friend. TASTING NOTES: MILK CHOCOLATE TOFFEE MEDIUM-BODIED
- Secret Beach Cold Brew-12oz Can$5.00Out of stock
This year's summer blend is 50% Tanzania Lyenga, and 50% Ethiopia Chelchele. It's an absolutely magical combo of exceptional washed-process beans, yielding bright, refreshing notes of pink lemonade & dried apricot that couldn't be more perfect for hot weather.
- SO Brazil Café Delas-12oz Can$5.00Out of stock
TASTING NOTES: DARK CHOCOLATE - ALMOND - BALANCED This positively delightful can of cold brew comes to us from the Aragão farm in Brazil. It is produced by women—from everything to growth, to selection, to accounting—under the (correct) assumption that, given a voice and access to equal resources, women will both produce amazing coffee and have a positive impact on their communities. This particular batch of natural-process beans yields a downright magical flavor profile replete with dark chocolate and almond character. Enjoy, friend. 12oz can
- Black House Blend-12oz Bag$18.00Out of stock
Black House coffee blend is a mix of a Natural Ethiopia (fruit, berries, brightness) and Sumatra (cocoa, caramel, earth). This mocha java-style blend is the same coffee we use in Black House, our year-round oatmeal coffee stout. 12oz of whole bean radness, roasted fresh at our brewery. Recommended preparation method: pour over or cold brew.
- Cloud Ripper-12oz Bag$19.00Out of stock
TASTING NOTES: CHERRY PIE - SEMI-SWEET CHOCOLATE - WARM SPICES This autumnal blend is a positively delightful convergence of 50% natural Guatemala, 25% washed Mexico, and 25% natural Ethiopia, all origins at the height of seasonal radness. In concert, they yield a cup with notes of fresh cherry pie, semi-sweet chocolate, and warming spices. It’s a beautiful way to get into the seasonal spirit. 12oz Bag
- SO Ethiopia Kayon Mtn-12oz Bag$20.00Out of stock
TASTING NOTES: APRICOT - CARAMEL - CITRUS This exceptionally tasty coffee comes from the Kayon Mountain Farm, a family owned outfit that began in 2012 with the express mission of creating high-quality coffee in a socially and environmentally conscious manner. They have succeeded on all fronts, and this delightful offering is a testament to their hard work. A complex and crazy-drinkable cup with notes of apricot, caramel, and bright citrus awaits you. 12oz bag
- Secret Beach-12oz Bag$19.00Out of stock
TASTING NOTES: PINEAPPLE - WHITE GRAPE - FRESH STRAWBERRY We feel fairly confident in declaring that year’s summer blend sets a new standard in caffeinated seasonal magic. A masterful intermingling of 50% Washed Ethiopia Kayon Mountain, 25% Washed Rwanda Nyakibanda, and 25% Natural Ethiopia Guracho, this little number is bursting with notes of pineapple, white grape, and fresh strawberry. It makes a ridiculously good cold brew, as well as a stellar pour-over. We’d encourage you to try both. 12oz Bag
- Steady Hand Decaf-12oz Bag$20.00Out of stock
This Guatemalan marvel was sun-dried and decaffeinated via a solution of concentrated coffee solubles that extract the caffeine without affecting the distinct flavor profile of the coffee. It’s like magic, but it’s science. Roasted and brewed, these amazing beans yield a cup with decadent flavors of cherry, dark chocolate, & shortbread cookie that may cause you to immediately restructure your concept of decaf.
- BA Peru Kovachii-8oz Bag$23.00Out of stock
TASTING NOTES: COCOA - LEMON BAR - BOURBON CARAMEL This washed-process Peruvian marvel was aged in fragrant, oaky bourbon barrels prior to roasting. Post-fire, it emerged as an absolutely stunning amalgam of rich cocoa, bright lemon cake, and luxurious caramel, underscored by firm notes of bourbon and oak. The good: It’s an incredible way to start your morning. The bad: It sets a ridiculously high bar for the rest of the day. 8oz bag
MERCH
ACCESSORIES
- Bandana - Whirl$6.00Out of stock
Whether you plan to shield your breathe holes, forehead, neck, or hair-do--or anything else, for that matter--rest assured you'll be doing so in style with this impossibly chic bandana.
- Headband$6.00
- Tote - Whirl$7.00Out of stock
If your pockets need to do a little outsourcing, you may want to consider snagging one of these gorgeous tote bags. It'll hold your stuff while you tote it around by its handy handles. See what we did there? Totes.
- Koozie - MT Brown/Yellow/Orange$3.50
- Pet - Plush Dog Toy Can$19.00
Fact: Your doggo is the best doggo. These absurdly fresh dog toys instantly increase your pup’s happiness while conveniently broadcasting your love of exceptional beverages. Win/win.
- Bandana - Whirl$6.00Out of stock
Whether you plan to shield your breathe holes, forehead, neck, or hair-do--or anything else, for that matter--rest assured you'll be doing so in style with this impossibly chic bandana.
- Beanie - Green/Tan$18.00Out of stock
Finally, a beanie that rivals the existing splendor of your magnificent dome-piece. These incredibly cozy and unimpeachably saucy head-coverings are an ideal way to stay warm or simply mitigate an unruly mop, now in green.
- Hat - Tie Dye Bucket (Blue/Pink)$21.75Out of stock
- Button-Logo$1.00Out of stock
- Button-Pentagram$1.00Out of stock
- Pin-Gold MT Logo$8.75Out of stock
APPAREL
- Antique Gold Logo T-Shirt - XS$21.75Out of stock
This traffic-stoppingly saucy pocket logo tee is an ideal way to showcase both your love of exceptional adult beverages and your excellent taste in corporate logos.
- Antique Gold Logo T-Shirt - S$21.75Out of stock
This traffic-stoppingly saucy pocket logo tee is an ideal way to showcase both your love of exceptional adult beverages and your excellent taste in corporate logos.
- Antique Gold Logo T-Shirt - M$21.75Out of stock
This traffic-stoppingly saucy pocket logo tee is an ideal way to showcase both your love of exceptional adult beverages and your excellent taste in corporate logos.
- Antique Gold Logo T-Shirt - L$21.75Out of stock
This traffic-stoppingly saucy pocket logo tee is an ideal way to showcase both your love of exceptional adult beverages and your excellent taste in corporate logos.
- Antique Gold Logo T-Shirt - XL$21.75Out of stock
This traffic-stoppingly saucy pocket logo tee is an ideal way to showcase both your love of exceptional adult beverages and your excellent taste in corporate logos.
- Antique Gold Logo T-Shirt - 2XL$21.75Out of stock
This traffic-stoppingly saucy pocket logo tee is an ideal way to showcase both your love of exceptional adult beverages and your excellent taste in corporate logos.
- Antique Gold Logo T-Shirt - 3XL$21.75Out of stock
This traffic-stoppingly saucy pocket logo tee is an ideal way to showcase both your love of exceptional adult beverages and your excellent taste in corporate logos.
- Tee Shirt - MT Blue/Orange Logo (Black) XS$21.75
Modern Times signature script logo
- Tee Shirt - MT Blue/Orange Logo (Black) S$21.75
Modern Times signature script logo
- Tee Shirt - MT Blue/Orange Logo (Black) M$21.75
Modern Times signature script logo
- Tee Shirt - MT Blue/Orange Logo (Black) L$21.75
Modern Times signature script logo
- Tee Shirt - MT Blue/Orange Logo (Black) XL$21.75
Modern Times signature script logo
- Tee Shirt - MT Blue/Orange Logo (Black) 2XL$22.75
Modern Times signature script logo
- Tee Shirt - MT Blue/Orange Logo (Black) 3XL$22.75
Modern Times signature script logo
- Unisex Shirt-Black Logo XS$21.75
Black is the new black. This shirt nearly guarantees that you’ll be setting the world record for high fives every time you wear it. Big logo on the front, small logo on the back, all cotton! Hot.
- Unisex Shirt-Black Logo SM$21.75Out of stock
Black is the new black. This shirt nearly guarantees that you’ll be setting the world record for high fives every time you wear it. Big logo on the front, small logo on the back, all cotton! Hot.
- Black Logo T-Shirt M$21.75
Black is the new black. This shirt nearly guarantees that you’ll be setting the world record for high fives every time you wear it. Big logo on the front, small logo on the back, all cotton! Hot.
- Unisex Shirt-Black Logo XL$21.75Out of stock
Black is the new black. This shirt nearly guarantees that you’ll be setting the world record for high fives every time you wear it. Big logo on the front, small logo on the back, all cotton! Hot.
- Unisex Shirt-Black Logo 2XL$22.75Out of stock
Black is the new black. This shirt nearly guarantees that you’ll be setting the world record for high fives every time you wear it. Big logo on the front, small logo on the back, all cotton! Hot.
- Unisex Shirt-Black Logo 3XL$22.75Out of stock
Black is the new black. This shirt nearly guarantees that you’ll be setting the world record for high fives every time you wear it. Big logo on the front, small logo on the back, all cotton! Hot.
- Unisex Shirt-Blue Logo SM$21.75
Our shirts are lovingly (and locally) screened on 100% luxurious cotton tees produced by American Apparel. We dare you to not look amazing while wearing our gorgeous logo.
- Tee Shirt - Coffee + Beer "Best Friends" Unisex XS$28.75
If you’re looking for a way to proudly display the enduring love between tasty beer and fine coffees, we’d confidently recommend these extremely fetching t-shirts. If you wear yours while drinking our coffee or beer, it literally tastes even better. That's a scientific fact.
- Tee Shirt - Coffee + Beer "Best Friends" Unisex SM$28.75
If you’re looking for a way to proudly display the enduring love between tasty beer and fine coffees, we’d confidently recommend these extremely fetching t-shirts. If you wear yours while drinking our coffee or beer, it literally tastes even better. That's a scientific fact.
- Tee Shirt - Coffee + Beer "Best Friends" Unisex MD$28.75
If you’re looking for a way to proudly display the enduring love between tasty beer and fine coffees, we’d confidently recommend these extremely fetching t-shirts. If you wear yours while drinking our coffee or beer, it literally tastes even better. That's a scientific fact.
- Tee Shirt - Coffee + Beer "Best Friends" Unisex LG$28.75
If you’re looking for a way to proudly display the enduring love between tasty beer and fine coffees, we’d confidently recommend these extremely fetching t-shirts. If you wear yours while drinking our coffee or beer, it literally tastes even better. That's a scientific fact.
- Tee Shirt - Coffee + Beer "Best Friends" Unisex XL$28.75
If you’re looking for a way to proudly display the enduring love between tasty beer and fine coffees, we’d confidently recommend these extremely fetching t-shirts. If you wear yours while drinking our coffee or beer, it literally tastes even better. That's a scientific fact.
- Tee Shirt - Coffee + Beer "Best Friends" Unisex 2XL$29.75
If you’re looking for a way to proudly display the enduring love between tasty beer and fine coffees, we’d confidently recommend these extremely fetching t-shirts. If you wear yours while drinking our coffee or beer, it literally tastes even better. That's a scientific fact.
- Tee Shirt - Coffee + Beer "Best Friends" Unisex 3XL$29.75
If you’re looking for a way to proudly display the enduring love between tasty beer and fine coffees, we’d confidently recommend these extremely fetching t-shirts. If you wear yours while drinking our coffee or beer, it literally tastes even better. That's a scientific fact.
- Coffee Mauve Tee - S$21.75
Extra soft, Mauve color t-shirt
- Coffee Mauve Tee - M$21.75
Extra soft, Mauve color t-shirt
- Coffee Mauve Tee - L$21.75
Extra soft, Mauve color t-shirt
- Coffee Mauve Tee - XL$21.75
Extra soft, Mauve color t-shirt
- Coffee Mauve Tee - 2XL$21.75
Extra soft, Mauve color t-shirt
- Tee Shirt - Far West Lounge "Retro Sunrise" Unisex XS$28.75
These magnificently handsome tees feature the logo for our Encinitas bastion of beer & culinary delights. If you’re a fan of the Far West Lounge, or just enjoy the idea that it occupies a tiny little space in the cosmic void, this is a pretty ideal garment.
- Tee Shirt - Far West Lounge "Retro Sunrise" Unisex SM$28.75
These magnificently handsome tees feature the logo for our Encinitas bastion of beer & culinary delights. If you’re a fan of the Far West Lounge, or just enjoy the idea that it occupies a tiny little space in the cosmic void, this is a pretty ideal garment.
- Tee Shirt - Far West Lounge "Retro Sunrise" Unisex MD$28.75
These magnificently handsome tees feature the logo for our Encinitas bastion of beer & culinary delights. If you’re a fan of the Far West Lounge, or just enjoy the idea that it occupies a tiny little space in the cosmic void, this is a pretty ideal garment.
- Tee Shirt - Far West Lounge "Retro Sunrise" Unisex LG$28.75
These magnificently handsome tees feature the logo for our Encinitas bastion of beer & culinary delights. If you’re a fan of the Far West Lounge, or just enjoy the idea that it occupies a tiny little space in the cosmic void, this is a pretty ideal garment.
- Tee Shirt - Far West Lounge "Retro Sunrise" Unisex XL$28.75
These magnificently handsome tees feature the logo for our Encinitas bastion of beer & culinary delights. If you’re a fan of the Far West Lounge, or just enjoy the idea that it occupies a tiny little space in the cosmic void, this is a pretty ideal garment.
- Tee Shirt - Far West Lounge "Retro Sunrise" Unisex 2XL$29.75
These magnificently handsome tees feature the logo for our Encinitas bastion of beer & culinary delights. If you’re a fan of the Far West Lounge, or just enjoy the idea that it occupies a tiny little space in the cosmic void, this is a pretty ideal garment.
- Tee Shirt - Far West Lounge "Retro Sunrise" Unisex 3XL$29.75
These magnificently handsome tees feature the logo for our Encinitas bastion of beer & culinary delights. If you’re a fan of the Far West Lounge, or just enjoy the idea that it occupies a tiny little space in the cosmic void, this is a pretty ideal garment.
- Navy Long Sleeve Tee - S$27.75
These magnificently handsome long-sleeved tees are as soft as they are fashionable. Get ready to look awesome. *Unisex*
- Navy Long Sleeve Tee - M$27.75
These magnificently handsome long-sleeved tees are as soft as they are fashionable. Get ready to look awesome. *Unisex*
- Navy Long Sleeve Tee - L$27.75
These magnificently handsome long-sleeved tees are as soft as they are fashionable. Get ready to look awesome. *Unisex*
- Navy Long Sleeve Tee - XL$27.75
These magnificently handsome long-sleeved tees are as soft as they are fashionable. Get ready to look awesome. *Unisex*
- Navy Long Sleeve Tee - 2XL$28.75
These magnificently handsome long-sleeved tees are as soft as they are fashionable. Get ready to look awesome. *Unisex*
- XS - Olive Logo Tee$21.75Out of stock
This traffic-stoppingly saucy pocket logo tee is an ideal way to showcase both your love of exceptional adult beverages and your excellent taste in corporate logos. UNISEX SIZING
- SM - Olive Logo Tee$21.75Out of stock
This traffic-stoppingly saucy pocket logo tee is an ideal way to showcase both your love of exceptional adult beverages and your excellent taste in corporate logos. UNISEX SIZING
- Tee Shirt - Orderville (Kelly Green) XS$21.75
Modern Times Orderville Hazy IPA T-shirt in this beautiful eye-catching Kelly Green
- Tee Shirt - Orderville (Kelly Green) S$21.75
Modern Times Orderville Hazy IPA T-shirt in this beautiful eye-catching Kelly Green
- Tee Shirt - Orderville (Kelly Green) M$21.75
Modern Times Orderville Hazy IPA T-shirt in this beautiful eye-catching Kelly Green
- Tee Shirt - Orderville (Kelly Green) L$21.75
Modern Times Orderville Hazy IPA T-shirt in this beautiful eye-catching Kelly Green
- Tee Shirt - Orderville (Kelly Green) XL$21.75
Modern Times Orderville Hazy IPA T-shirt in this beautiful eye-catching Kelly Green
- Tee Shirt - Orderville (Kelly Green) 2XL$22.75
Modern Times Orderville Hazy IPA T-shirt in this beautiful eye-catching Kelly Green
- Tee Shirt - Orderville (Kelly Green) 3XL$22.75
Modern Times Orderville Hazy IPA T-shirt in this beautiful eye-catching Kelly Green
- San Diego Tee - XS$21.75
- Tee Shirt - Festival Crop Top XS$21.75
This breathtaking monolith of apparel design is your one-way ticket to unrivaled social capital. Prepare to be adored.
- Tee Shirt - Festival Crop Top S$21.75
This breathtaking monolith of apparel design is your one-way ticket to unrivaled social capital. Prepare to be adored.
- Tee Shirt - Festival Crop Top M$21.75
This breathtaking monolith of apparel design is your one-way ticket to unrivaled social capital. Prepare to be adored.
- Tee Shirt - Festival Crop Top L$21.75
This breathtaking monolith of apparel design is your one-way ticket to unrivaled social capital. Prepare to be adored.
- Tee Shirt - Festival Crop Top XL$21.75
This breathtaking monolith of apparel design is your one-way ticket to unrivaled social capital. Prepare to be adored.
- Tee Shirt - Festival Crop Top 2XL$21.75
This breathtaking monolith of apparel design is your one-way ticket to unrivaled social capital. Prepare to be adored.
- Tee Shirt - Tennis Club XS$28.75
This traffic-stoppingly saucy navy blue tee is an ideal way to showcase both your love of exceptional adult beverages and your excellent taste in leisure activities.
- Tee Shirt - Tennis Club S$28.75
This traffic-stoppingly saucy navy blue tee is an ideal way to showcase both your love of exceptional adult beverages and your excellent taste in leisure activities.
- Tee Shirt - Tennis Club M$28.75
This traffic-stoppingly saucy navy blue tee is an ideal way to showcase both your love of exceptional adult beverages and your excellent taste in leisure activities.
- Tee Shirt - Tennis Club L$28.75
This traffic-stoppingly saucy navy blue tee is an ideal way to showcase both your love of exceptional adult beverages and your excellent taste in leisure activities.
- Tee Shirt - Tennis Club XL$28.75
- Tee Shirt - Tennis Club 2XL$29.75
This traffic-stoppingly saucy navy blue tee is an ideal way to showcase both your love of exceptional adult beverages and your excellent taste in leisure activities.
- Tee Shirt - Tennis Club 3XL$29.75
This traffic-stoppingly saucy navy blue tee is an ideal way to showcase both your love of exceptional adult beverages and your excellent taste in leisure activities.
- Tee Shirt - Hi Def XS$28.75
This undeniably sweet marriage of fashion and retro nostalgia is perfect for brightening up both your wardrobe and the days of all those who are lucky enough to behold you in it.
- Tee Shirt - Hi Def S$28.75
This undeniably sweet marriage of fashion and retro nostalgia is perfect for brightening up both your wardrobe and the days of all those who are lucky enough to behold you in it.
- Tee Shirt - Hi Def M$28.75
This undeniably sweet marriage of fashion and retro nostalgia is perfect for brightening up both your wardrobe and the days of all those who are lucky enough to behold you in it.
- Tee Shirt - Hi Def L$28.75
This undeniably sweet marriage of fashion and retro nostalgia is perfect for brightening up both your wardrobe and the days of all those who are lucky enough to behold you in it.
- Tee Shirt - Hi Def XL$28.75
This undeniably sweet marriage of fashion and retro nostalgia is perfect for brightening up both your wardrobe and the days of all those who are lucky enough to behold you in it.
- Tee Shirt - Hi Def 2XL$29.75
This undeniably sweet marriage of fashion and retro nostalgia is perfect for brightening up both your wardrobe and the days of all those who are lucky enough to behold you in it.
- Tee Shirt - Hi Def 3XL$29.75
This undeniably sweet marriage of fashion and retro nostalgia is perfect for brightening up both your wardrobe and the days of all those who are lucky enough to behold you in it.
- Be Excellent Raglan Hoodie - S$52.75
These raglan hoodies feature one of our all-time favorite phrases, breathtakingly rendered by one of our all-time favorite typographical wizards, Simon Walker. Wear it, do what it says. *Unisex*
- Be Excellent Raglan Hoodie - M$52.75
These raglan hoodies feature one of our all-time favorite phrases, breathtakingly rendered by one of our all-time favorite typographical wizards, Simon Walker. Wear it, do what it says. *Unisex*
- Be Excellent Raglan Hoodie - L$52.75
These raglan hoodies feature one of our all-time favorite phrases, breathtakingly rendered by one of our all-time favorite typographical wizards, Simon Walker. Wear it, do what it says. *Unisex*
- Be Excellent Raglan Hoodie - XL$52.75
These raglan hoodies feature one of our all-time favorite phrases, breathtakingly rendered by one of our all-time favorite typographical wizards, Simon Walker. Wear it, do what it says. *Unisex*
- Be Excellent Raglan Hoodie - 2XL$53.75
These raglan hoodies feature one of our all-time favorite phrases, breathtakingly rendered by one of our all-time favorite typographical wizards, Simon Walker. Wear it, do what it says. *Unisex*
GLASSWARE
- Mug-Swirl Tumbler$24.75Out of stock
Slay your thirst and your friends with this impossibly stylish on-the-go beverage bottle. Shoot water (or whatever liquid you desire) into your face at high velocity and unmatched levels of animal magnetism.
- Glass-Liquid Motion Tulip$12.00Out of stock
Behold, the unbridled elegance of the Liquid Motion tulip glass. 16oz oh gold-gilded elegance awaits your most cherished beverages, and it's virtually guaranteed to ensure the classiest of drinking experiences.
- Taster Glass-Teal$4.00
Seat your favorite beverages in the lap of luxury with this gorgeously appointed piece of glassware. It's teal. It's 7 ounces. It's yours if the price is right.
MISC
- Home Brew Kit - Orderville$50.00
MAKE YOUR OWN ORDERVILLE! At long last, the play-at-home version of our universally beloved IPA has arrived. Homebrew kits are now available for you to alleviate your boredom and electrify your palate. Each kit includes all of the ingredients (sans yeast) and instructions you need, including the EXACT SAME hop lots we use at the brewery! There’s even an option to include a four-pack of Orderville with your homebrew kit for maximum QA comparison IMPORTANT NOTES TO FOLLOW: - *5 gallon yield *THE GRAIN IS NOT MILLED. You gotta grind that shit up yourself, dawg. *KITS DO NOT INCLUDE YEAST. They will, however include our heartfelt yeast recommendations.
- Kettle Chips$1.50
- Koozie$4.25
- Koozie-Crowler$5.50
- Pennant-Radness$10.00Out of stock
- Tap Handle-Dungeon Map$15.00
- Tin Tacker$25.00Out of stock
This Tin Tacker has been known to spruce up walls, add visual intrigue, and even occasionally grant wishes. H X W ~ 16.5" x 12"
- Tote-Be Excellent$4.00Out of stock
- Sticker-Be Excellent$1.00
- Sticker-Coffee$1.00Out of stock