Ruins/Armoury D.E.
FOOD
Soups & Salads
- S&M Salad$9.00Out of stock
Baby spinach, strawberries, baby bella mushrooms, goat cheese, spice-roasted Texas pecans, smoked bacon, & maple-bourbon balsamic dressing.
- Mama's Gulyas$6.50Out of stock
A bowl of traditional spiced Hungarian beef soup, mixed with onions, potatoes, parsley root, carrots, garlic, & paprika.
- Pozole$10.00
Traditional Mexican stew made with pork, dried chile pepper, & hominy.
Shared Plates
- Darkwing Drums$12.00
Five duck wings, deep fried, and tossed in mango-peach chili sauce, served with daikon slaw.
- Charcuterie Board$18.00
Choice of five cured meats and/or specialty cheeses, paired with our house fixings.
- Fasirt$8.00
Three Hungarian-style meatballs made with pork, garlic, & paprika, breaded and fried to a crisp. Served with roasted garlic-parmesan aioli and hot chili paste.
Sandwiches
- Damn Burger$12.00
8oz short rib/brisket blend burger, 4-year aged widmer cheddar, lettuce, onion, mason pickles, & mayo on a brioche bun. Served pink or well done, with house fries.
- Where's Benny$8.50
Our "monte cristo" with smoked turkey, pecan smoked bacon, ham, cheddar, & swiss. Dipped in funnel cake and fried to a golden brown, served with house fries.
- Chichicuilote Frito$13.00
Lightly breaded & fried chicken, with pepper jack cheese, shredded lettuce, tomato, smoked poblano, & avocado crema. Served on a cemita bun.
- El Rey Milanesa$15.00
Beef ribeye breaded and fried, refried beans, shredded lettuce, tomato, avocado, onion Oaxaca, & pickled jalapenos on a telera roll.
- Canseco Bench Press$12.00Out of stock
Pork shoulder marinated in a mojo sauce, sliced ham, swiss cheese, dijon mustard, & dill pickles on cuban bread.
Hungarian Entrees
- Porkolt$16.00
Tender beef roast simmered in a savory Hungarian pepper sauce, served with a side of brown-butter spatzle or brown-butter potatoes.
- Chicken Paprikas$16.00
Fresh local chicken breast with lollipop drum, slow simmered in a creamy pepper paprikas sauce. Served with brown-butter spatzle or brown-butter potatoes.
- Debreceni$20.00
Pork chop stuffed with sausage, pepper, & onions, roasted and flash-friend to a golden brown. Served with scalloped onion potatoes.
Tacos
- Pastor Taco$3.50
Marinated pork slowly roasted on a trompo
- Crispy Chicken Tinga$3.50
Shredded chicken simmered in an adobo tomato sauce with avocado crema
- Carnitas Jabali$4.00Out of stock
Locally sourced wild boar, braised to perfection
- Barbacoa$3.25
Slow roasted beef head
- Tripa de Res$3.25Out of stock
Beef intestine served extra crispy
- Crispy Shrimporizo$4.50Out of stock
Grilled shrimp and chorizo with smoked poblano, onion, & avocado crema
- Lengua de Cordero$4.00Out of stock
Slow cooked and seared lamb tongue
- Flor de Calabaza$4.50Out of stock
Tempura and fresh squash blossom, roasted corn, & black garlic chimichurri sauce
- Beef Belly Picadillo$4.00
Smoked beef belly, carrot, onion, potato, jalapeno, & tomato
- Nopales$3.50
Pickled cactus, pico de gallo, & queso fresco
- Ay Mi Nemo!$3.50
Fried snapper de pastor with pulque slaw
- Honguito$2.75Out of stock
Portabella, hen of the woods, & shiitake mushroom medley with melted queso Oaxaca
- Pobre Guey$2.00
Bean & Cheese
Sides
- House Fries$4.00
Topped with garlic salt and parmesan.
- Brussels Sprouts$6.00
Topped with garlic salt, pepper, & parmesan.
- Cheese Spatzle$6.00Out of stock
Hungarian egg noodles in a 4-year aged widmer cheddar sauce.
- Scalloped Onion Potatoes$4.00
Sliced yukon gold potatoes in a rich, spiced sour-cream sauce.
- Frijoles Refritos$3.00
Refried Beans
- Arroz de Nopal$3.00
Sauteed and seasoned cactus-rice.
- Elotes$6.50
Sweet corn mixed with mayo crema, chili powder, cheese, and crushed Takis.
- Chips & Queso Pack$8.00
Served with a side of guacamole & two sides of salsa.
DRINK
Cocktail Kits
- Azteca 666$40.00
Chili agave, lime, cucumber, & cilantro . Served with a 375ml bottle of El Tesoro Blanco tequila. 6 servings. *All alcohol must be purchased alongside a food item (no minimum)*
- Bonnie & Clyde$40.00
Chamomile demerara, with angostura & orange bitters in a cedar-smoked, peated Islay scotch-rinsed glass. Served with a 375ml bottle of Maker's Mark bourbon. 6 servings. *All alcohol must be purchased alongside a food item (no minimum)*
- Espresso Martini$40.00
Homemade coldbrew, cream, & simple syrup. Served with a 375ml bottle of Grey Goose vodka. 8 servings. *All alcohol must be purchased alongside a food item (no minimum)*
- Lone Gunman$40.00
Blackberries, mint, lemon, & claret syrup. Served with a 375ml bottle of Grey Goose vodka. 6 servings. *All alcohol must be purchased alongside a food item (no minimum)*
- Ranch Water$40.00
A six-pack of Topo Chico & limes. Served with a 375ml bottle of El Tesoro Blanco tequila. 6 servings. *All alcohol must be purchased alongside a food item (no minimum)*
- Tropical Daiquiri$40.00
Passionfruit, lime, & simple syrup. Served with a 375ml bottle of Cruzan Light rum. 6 servings. *All alcohol must be purchased alongside a food item (no minimum)*
Beer
Non-Alcoholic Beverages
Red Wine
- Freakshow Cabernet Sauvignon$34.00
By the Bottle *All alcohol must be purchased alongside a food item (no minimum)*
- Folie a Deaux Merlot$34.00
By the Bottle *All alcohol must be purchased alongside a food item (no minimum)*
- Egri Bikaver (Bull's Blood)$26.00
By the Bottle *All alcohol must be purchased alongside a food item (no minimum)*
- Torres 5G Garnachas$26.00
By the Bottle *All alcohol must be purchased alongside a food item (no minimum)*
- Chateau Recougne Bourdeaux$34.00
By the Bottle *All alcohol must be purchased alongside a food item (no minimum)*
- Joel Gott Zinfandel$38.00
By the Bottle *All alcohol must be purchased alongside a food item (no minimum)*
- Clone 7 Cabernet Sauvignon$36.00
By the Bottle *All alcohol must be purchased alongside a food item (no minimum)*
- Crios Cabernet Sauvignon$35.00
By the Bottle *All alcohol must be purchased alongside a food item (no minimum)*
- Mas Picosa Blend$32.00
By the Bottle *All alcohol must be purchased alongside a food item (no minimum)*
White Wine
- Drylands Sauvignon Blanc$32.00
By the Bottle *All alcohol must be purchased alongside a food item (no minimum)*
- Meiomi Chardonnay$26.00
By the Bottle *All alcohol must be purchased alongside a food item (no minimum)*
- Oddity Furmint$34.00
By the Bottle *All alcohol must be purchased alongside a food item (no minimum)*
- Minuty Cotes de Provence Rose$34.00
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- Vina Mayu- Pedro Ximenez$32.00
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- Casa Madero$40.00
By the Bottle *All alcohol must be purchased alongside a food item (no minimum)*
- Matetic Sauvignon Blanc$36.00
By the Bottle *All alcohol must be purchased alongside a food item (no minimum)*