The Café HOT. 198 Main Street
Featured Items
- brakefast sandwich.$13.00
egg & griddled cheese on a seeded milkbun with harissa, miso mayo, and fresh herbs. everything made in-house. it cannot be killed with conventional weapons. ~tax included.~ doh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
- the number 8, chicken-fried.$13.00
our special chicken-fried sammich with pickled zucchini, tartar sauce and chicken-fried scrambled egg. yes, that. you haven't had that before. we love that we have to say this: there is NO MEAT in this sandwich (or any of our sandwiches). ~tax included.~ doh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
- the GBC.$4.00
the gooey st. louis sugar+butter fury. a st. louis specialty guaranteed to make your dentist hate you. or love you. decadently sweet and delicious. ~tax included.~
Victuals.
- brakefast sandwich.$13.00
egg & griddled cheese on a seeded milkbun with harissa, miso mayo, and fresh herbs. everything made in-house. it cannot be killed with conventional weapons. ~tax included.~ doh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
- basterd bing.$15.00
our very own, very precious, basterdization of the famous jianbing. a flour tortilla with egg, hoisin, secret sauce, sesame/orc dust, red cabbage, pickled onion, fresh 'erbs and the famous jianbing chip. wow, that's a lot of stuff. you should eat it. ~tax included~ doh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
- the number 8, chicken-fried.$13.00
our special chicken-fried sammich with pickled zucchini, tartar sauce and chicken-fried scrambled egg. yes, that. you haven't had that before. we love that we have to say this: there is NO MEAT in this sandwich (or any of our sandwiches). ~tax included.~ doh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
- the number 9, HOT.-honey-chicken-fried biscuit.$12.00
chicken-fried egg sando, NO MEAT, too much flavor. served on our house made flaky biscuit with HOT. honey. breakfast for psychopaths, southern fanatics, omnivores and veggies alike. ~tax included~ doh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
- the number nash.$13.00
chicken-fried egg nashville-style HOT. HOT. HOT. ~tax included~ doh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
- the raven sandwich.$12.00
have you ever exploded a stick of texture-dynamite wrapped in flavor-c4 inside of your face? take an all-souls corn tostada and top it with BLACK CAT RAVEN SAUCE then throw some avocado, herbs, a fried egg, and vgn miso mayo on there. then take the whole thing and put it in a house-made milk bun, shove it between your teeth, and proceed to explode your jaw into the concrete. YUM. doh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
- d.i.y. egg and biscuit sandwich.$7.00
put stuff on a house-made biscuit: egg! cheese! avocado! impossible sausage! other stuff you brought from home! base is a 2-egg sammy on a biscuit. ~tax Included~ doh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
Gluten Free Victuals.
- the raven. (gf)$13.00
2x all souls corn tostada AND THEN black-cat-raven sauce AND THEN hass avocado AND THEN vegan miso mayo AND THEN a garden of herbs. add stuff to it/do it/i dare you. ~tax included~ doh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
- the brakefast sandwich. (gf)$13.00
egg & griddled cheese on an all souls corn tostada with harissa, miso mayo, and fresh herbs. everything made in-house. it cannot be killed with conventional weapons. ~tax included.~ doh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
Vegan Victuals.
- the raven. (vgn)$13.00
2x all souls corn tostada AND THEN black-cat-raven sauce AND THEN hass avocado AND THEN vegan miso mayo AND THEN a garden of herbs. add stuff to it/do it/i dare you. ~tax included~
- basterd bing. (vgn)$15.00
our very own, very precious, basterdization of the famous jianbing. a pan-toasted flour tortilla with avocado, hoisin, secret sauce, sesame/orc dust, red cabbage, pickled onion, fresh 'erbs and the famous jianbing chip. wow, that's a lot of stuff. you should eat it. ~tax included~
Sweet Stuff.
- espresso glaze.$4.00Out of stock
our stalwart, our friend, the espresso glaze. glaze made daily from fresh brewed Brio espresso. s'delicious. ~tax included.~
- buttermilk ofaf. (not vegan)$4.00
if you order this for pick up tomorrow it's gonna be a different glaze <3.
- carrot cake.$4.00
if you order this for pick up tomorrow it's gonna be a different glaze <3.
- weeknd spesh.$4.00Out of stock
if you order this for pick up tomorrow it's gonna be a different glaze <3.
- the GBC.$4.00
the gooey st. louis sugar+butter fury. a st. louis specialty guaranteed to make your dentist hate you. or love you. decadently sweet and delicious. ~tax included.~
- mochi. (gf)$3.00Out of stock
rice junkies & gluten dodgers rejoice! all hail your new gluten-free confection: mochi. cake. the only thing more pleasant than the sweet cakey flavor is the gooey bite of this traditional Japanese confection. ~tax included.~ if you order this for pick up tomorrow it's gonna be a different flavor <3.
Biscuit Boxes.
- a buttermilk biscuit.$3.00
flaky southern style biscuit that we make right here. with these hands. choose your spreadz. ~tax included.~
- a biscuit box.$8.00+
a box of our flaky, southern style biscuits. comes with spreadz. you also get a price break for being glorious. comes with butter and hot honey and maple chile jam. ***12 BISCUIT BOX TAKES 30 MINS***
Sides 'N Stuff.
- side scrambled egg$3.00
five ounces of piping HOT. scrambled eggs and u can add things to them. doh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
- side sunny egg$2.00
a single fried egg with a jiggly yolk. doh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
- side impossible sausage$3.00
an Impossible-brand sausage patty served on the side. ~not gluten free~
- side avocado$2.00
a super cool avocado fan. about one quarter of a full avo.
- side pickled zucchini$1.00
housemade zuuuuucccc that has had all of the water romved and replaced with flavor things. ~tax included~
- side HOT. honey$1.00
our housemade habañero HOT. honey. nice spice not 4 kidz.
- side maple chile jam$2.00
our housemade maple chili jam. sweet and smokey this will haunt ur flavor nightmares and make them ur dreamz.
- side butter$1.00
local vermont butter it's so good put it on everything brush your teeth with it and punch ur dentist.
- side HOT. sauce.
our housemade HOT. sauce. ur tasting habañero and black garlic and other stuff but that's all we're gonna tell u.
HOT. Stuff. ☕ (~*espresso drinks served in-house*~)
- the drip. (12 or 16 oz)$3.00+
Brio coffee is rad. new world mokka java for caf or decaf.itated calypso (water process decaf). red eye can be ordered in house. ~tax included.~ f.y.i.: your beverage will be made when you arrive to pick up.
- heavy brew iced coffee. (16oz)$5.00
a heavy brew of Brio’s new world mokka java, ice chilled right off brew and then served on ice. so icy. red eye can be ordered in-house. ~tax included.~ f.y.i.: your beverage will be made when you arrive to pick up.
Libations.
- Liquid Death STILL Water 16.9 oz$2.00
Tallboy of Spring Water. Clean, clear, and delicious to death. Death to Single-use Plastic! ~Tax included~
- Liquid Death SPARKLE Water 16.9 oz$2.00
Tallboy of Sparkling Water. Effervescent Sparkles. Death to Single-use Plastic! ~Tax included~
- Liquid Death ICED TEA (~NEW!~) 19.2 fl oz$3.00
Tallboy of Iced Tea! Like a certain state but mild and also brutally delicious and refreshing. All-natural flavors. Death to Single-use Plastic! ~Tax included~
- Natalie's Orange Juice$5.00
One ingredient! It's oranges! ~Tax included~
- Mexicoke$3.00
In the United States and Canada, Mexican Coca-Cola, or Mexican Coke or, informally, "Mexicoke",[1] refers to Coca-Cola produced in and imported from Mexico.[2] Mexican Coca-Cola has become popular in the United States due to its characteristic flavor, which results from being made with cane sugar instead of the high-fructose corn syrup[3] used in the U.S. since the early 1980s. ~tax included~
Moich.
- ~SMALL~ t-shirt. *B~I~G print*$20.00Out of stock
it's the coolest t-shirt with a big ol' print. it's small but it has big t-shirt energy. clothing sales final.
- ~MEDIUM~ t-shirt. *B~I~G print*$20.00Out of stock
it's the coolest t-shirt with a big ol' print. it's a medium so it can talk to your dead. clothing sales final.
- ~LARGE~ t-shirt. *B~I~G print*$20.00
it's the coolest t-shirt with a big ol' print. it's large, but you're still in charge. (legally, anyway. this shirt will dominate you if you let it) clothing sales final.
- ~XTRA LARGE~ t-shirt. *B~I~G print*$20.00
it's the coolest t-shirt with a big ol' print. it's extra large but also just right. clothing sales final.
- ~2XTRA LARGE~ t-shirt. *B~I~G print*$20.00
it's the coolest t-shirt with a big ol' print. it's 2XL but we don't think that it's too anything. clothing sales final.