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Tony Boloney's Jersey City
Slices
- Classic Cheese - Slice$3.50
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
- Roll Up Tha Broccoli-Slice$5.50
garlic parmesean roasted broccoli, dry aged & fresh mutz, chimichurri ceaser
- Jewish Cowboy-Slice$9.00
8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti
- Log-Cabin Creeper-Slice$9.00
SJ Smokehouse 8 hour smoked baby back ribs, honey stout bbq, smoked mutz, smoked ranch, crispy onion
- I Will Fuckin' Smash You-Slice$8.00
Sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, cramelized onion
- Pancho Franco- Slice$5.50
grilled chicken, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro, potato chips
- Ooh Laa Laa (french onion soup pizza)$5.50
french onion soup extra carmelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyere cheese, parsely.
- Lobsta Roll$12.00
- Heart Attack - Slice$6.00
buffalo chicken mac-n-cheese, smoked bacon, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, coolest ranch
- Moonshiner - Slice$4.50
- Shogun Shadowboxer$5.50
black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
- Supreme Tang$5.50
Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, siracha thai ranch
- Grumpy Gramps- Slice$5.50
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
- Pope Leo - Slice$5.00
pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
- S#itfaced® Chicken - Slice$5.00
beer battered fried chicken, honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
- Fuckin' Gindolune- Slice$5.50
ribye, smoked bacon, fresh mozzarella, garlic bread
- Burrata - Slice$8.00
a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil
- Magic Mushroom- Slice$5.50
truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley
- Mex-Corn Husker- Slice$5.00
roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
- Tikka- Slice$5.50
sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro
- Winger - Slice$5.00
buffalo fried chicken, coolest ranch, blue cheese, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, celery
- Taco Taco Taco- Slice$15.00
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
- Swine Fighter-Slice$10.00
vodka sauce, dry aged and smoked mozzarella, than topped with fuckloads of extra crispy double baked 'roni, & of course topped with a generous swirl of homemade 'roni-grease-ranch. Never heard of that... well we invented it so now ya did!
- Ay Dios Mio- Slice$5.00
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
- OG Vegan- Slice$5.00
marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil
- Vegan Pinky - Slice$5.50
spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella
- Garlic Knots$1.00
- Pumpkin Butta - Slice$7.00Out of stock
truffle pumpkin sauce, dry aged mozzarella, burrata, balsamic honey, toasted pumpkin seed
- BLESS YER HEART- Slice$7.00
homemade buttermilk waffles, fried chicken, smoked bacon, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, hot honey
- HOUSE - SLICE$6.50
- Casino Carnivore- Slice$7.00
10 meats ravaged by mozzarella
- Za ole- Slice$6.00
steak, chipotle sauce, queso oaxaca, jalapeno, cilantro
12" Pizza
- Classic Cheese (BYO) 12"$12.00
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
- EVIL LEPRECHAUN - 12"$29.00Out of stock
Homemade corned beef, caraway seed crust, smoked irish white cheddar, saurkraut, purple cabbage, irish spicy mustard sauce
- Moonshiner 12"$19.00
marinara or vodka sauce, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano.
- Burrrrrata 12"$25.00
a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil
- Tikka 12"$22.00
sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro
- Ay Dios Mio 12"$19.00
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
- Mex-Corn Husker 12"$19.00
roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
- Magic Mushroom 12"$19.00
truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley
- Shogun Shadowboxer 12"$22.00
black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
- Supreme Tang 12"$22.00
Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch
- Winger 12"$19.00
serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
- Grumpy Gramps 12"$22.00
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
- Shitfaced Chicken 12"$19.00
beer battered chicken, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
- Heart Attack 12"$22.00
Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, Dry Aged Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Buttermilk Ranch
- Fuckin' Gindolune 12"$22.00
shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust
- Pope Leo 12"$19.00
pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
- I WILL FUCKIN’ SMASH YOU 12"$25.00
sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion
- Jewish Cowboy 12”$25.00
8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti
- Swine Fighter 12"$29.00
I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warning…you ‘bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch
- OG Vegan 12"$19.00
marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil
- Vegan Pinky 12"$22.00
spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella
- Taco Taco Taco 12"$50.00
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
- Lobsta Roll 12"$35.00
steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust
- Pancho Franco 12"$22.00
grilled chicken, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro, potato chips
- Half & Half 12"$22.00
- Roll Up Tha Broccoli 12"$19.00
garlic parmesean roasted broccoli, dry aged & fresh mutz, chimichurri ceaser
- Log-Cabin Creeper 12"$25.00
SJ Smokehouse 8 hour smoked baby back ribs, honey stout bbq, smoked mutz, smoked ranch, crispy onion
- Ooh Laa Laa 12"$19.00
french onion soup extra caramelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyère cheese, parsley
- Bless Yer Heart 12"$25.00
homemade buttermilk waffles, fried chicken, smoked bacon, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, hot honey
- Casino Carnivore 12"$25.00
10 meats ravaged by mozzarella
- House 12"$25.00
spicy sicilian chili marinara, dry aged, fresh & smoked mozzarella
18" Pizza
- Classic Cheese (BYO) 18"$20.00
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
- EVIL LEPRECHAUN 18"$39.00Out of stock
Homemade corned beef, caraway seed crust, smoked irish white cheddar, saurkraut, purple cabbage, irish spicy mustard sauce
- Moonshiner 18"$29.00
marinara or vodka sauce, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano.
- Burrrrrata 18"$35.00
a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil
- Tikka 18"$32.00
sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro
- Ay Dios Mio 18"$29.00
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
- Mex-Corn Husker 18"$29.00
roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
- Magic Mushroom 18"$32.00
truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley
- Shogun Shadowboxer 18"$32.00
black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
- Supreme Tang 18"$32.00
Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch
- Winger 18"$29.00
buffalo fried chicken or cauliflower, serrano, cayenne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
- Grumpy Gramps 18"$32.00
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
- Shitfaced Chicken 18"$29.00
beer battered chicken or cauliflower, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
- Heart Attack 18"$32.00
Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, Dry Aged Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Buttermilk Ranch
- Fuckin' Gindolune 18"$32.00
shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust
- Pope Leo 18"$29.00
pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
- I WILL FUCKIN’ SMASH YOU 18"$35.00
sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion
- Jewish Cowboy 18"$35.00
8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti
- Swine Fighter 18"$49.00
I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warning…you ‘bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch
- OG Vegan 18"$29.00
marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil
- Vegan Pinky 18"$32.00
spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella
- Taco Taco Taco 18"$100.00
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
- Lobsta Roll 18"$59.00
steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust
- Pancho Franco 18"$32.00
grilled chicken, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro, potato chips
- Half & Half 18"$29.00
- Roll-Up Tha Broccoli 18"$29.00
garlic parmesean roasted broccoli, dry aged & fresh mutz, chimichurri ceaser
- Log-Cabin Creeper 18"$35.00
SJ Smokehouse 8 hour smoked baby back ribs, honey stout bbq, smoked mutz, smoked ranch, crispy onion
- Ooh Laa Laa 18"$29.00
french onion soup extra carmelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyere cheese, parsley
- Lobsta’ Roll 18”$59.00
- Bless Yer Heart 18"$35.00
homemade buttermilk waffles, fried chicken, smoked bacon, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, hot honey
- Casino Carnivore 18"$35.00
10 meats ravaged by mutz & nj tomato marinara
- House 18"$35.00
spicy sicilian chili marinara, dry aged, fresh & smoked mozzarella. Recommended as a square pie
Subs - Hot
- 🏆 Ole'®$16.00
mezcal marinated ribeye, chipotle house sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & queso oaxaca string cheese. 🏆 Food Network Guy Fieri Cheesesteak Battle 🏆 LIVE with Kelly & Michael Nationwide Competition 🏆 Star Ledger Best Cheesesteak in New Jersey 🏆 Featured on Bitchin’ Kitchen, Cooking Channel, Vice Action Bronson Show & 1,000s more
- Boloney Rex®$35.00
pull-out game! 8 hour bone-in short-rib, smoked volcano wiz, caveman sauce
- Chopped Patty wah gwaan!$17.00
jamican beef patty chopped cheese wid scotch bonnet an allspice seasoned beef, curry onions, scallions, and custom Jamican curry fresh mutz straight from di laboratory
- Piney Suprise$18.00
SJ Smokehouse slow smoked honey stout bbq baby bacck ribs, purple slaw, smoked mutz, smoked ranch
- The Messi Maradona$18.00
garlic aioli, chicken cutlet, garlic parmesean, roasted broccoli, fresh mutz, chimichurri cesar.
- Miss Siam คิดถึงสยาม$18.00
rice noodle, pad thai satay chicken, ‘shroom or ribeye, cilantro, peanut, sriracha ranch, smoked mozz, sesame
- LPP$16.00
lemon pepper parm: buttermilk fried chicken, lemon pepper sauce, fresh mozzarella, pecorino & parsley
- The Snuggla®$17.00
Creamy tomato soup, chicken cutlet, extra Muenster cheese, smoked bacon, crouton dust
- Oui Oui "Wee Wee"$17.00
french onion cheesesteak. french onion soup caramelized onions, shaved ribeye, gruyere cheese, parsley
- 🏆 Bubbe's Bad Leroy®$19.00
8 hr brisket, goat cheese, fried jalapeño, bubee sauce, beet horseradish, havarti, crispy bloom onions 🏆 Voted Best Cheesesteak In NJ Star Ledger
- Crabby Killer$22.00
jumbo lump crab, grilled chicken, bayou butter, garlic, fresh mutz, parsley
- Lobsta Trap$35.00
steamed lobsta, garlic aioli, bayou butter, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt
- Thundercat$18.00Out of stock
chicken cutlet, 80’s style creamed spinach, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, crispy onion
- Punjabo$17.00
tikka masala fried chicken or cauliflower, fresh mozzarella, green chutney, cilantro, seeded roll
- Squash Tha Beef$17.00
marinara, eggplant meatballs, sage pesto, house smoked vegan mozzarella, basil, evoo
- Shitfaced 3000®$17.00
beer battered bird, honey stout bbq, smoked bacon, aged mutz, sharp cheddar, fritos
- Shoobie$16.00
fried chicken, the coolest ranch dressing, smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, fresh mutz, potato chips
- Ducktown Melt$17.00
shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh mozzarella on garlic bread
- DA Ruler$18.00
burrata straciatella, short-rib meatballs, vodka sauce, smoked fresh mozzerall, basil, pecorino, toasted seeded roll. Can be made vegan!
- Jerzey Jezebel®$17.00
nashville fried hot chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mutz, dill aioli, purple slaw
- Boken-Boy®$16.00
chicken cutlet, garlic aioli, soppressata, arugula, fresh & smoked mutz, lemon vinaigrette
- Diving Buffalo$16.00
serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
- Flying Guillotine 武堂$17.00
sesame roll, shaolin garlic & chili sesame oil fried chicken or cauliflower, szechuan ranch, nori, smoked mozzarella, scallion
- Brotherly Love$16.00
ribeye, sharp wiz, grilled onion, calabrian chili spread, fried nj long hot pepper
- Build Your Own Sub$5.00
put whatever the f#ck you want on it!
- Geppetto$16.00
house parm sub. salted ricotta, fresh basil, shaved pecorino, seeded roll, extra virgin olive oil
- Vegan Ole$17.00
house-made seitan, chipotle ole sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & vegan mexican string cheese
Mozzarella Sticks
- Goombah Original Mozzarella Sticks (5)$15.00
creamy mozzarella, jersey italian crust
- Flamin’ Hot Mozzarella Sticks (5)$17.00
spicy mozzarella & flamin’ hot cheeto crust
- Pepe! Mozzarella Sticks (5)$15.00
cacio e pepe mozzarella, black pepper pecorino crust
- Smoked Mozzarella Sticks (5)$15.00
hickory smoked mozzarella, smoked pecorino crust
- Truffle Mozzarella Sticks (5)$15.00
black & white truffle mozzarella, crispy truffle panko crust
- Pesto Mozzarella Sticks (5)$15.00Out of stock
sage & basil pesto mozzarella, pine nut pecorino breadcrumb crust
- Mozzarella Stick Sampler (6)$17.00
one of each, 6 sticks total
- Satan’s Hell Stick Challenge (5)$30.00Out of stock
Tony Boloney's Satan Hell Stick Challenge: To participate, you must be over 18 & not under the influence of any substance. You must film yourself eating all 5 mozzarella sticks & w/o drinking anything for 5 minutes. Leaving your camera, including using the bathroom, will result in disqualification. The challenge must be posted to social media and tag @tonyboloneys. Before you sign up, make sure you've read below: By clicking the ordering button you are signing the Accident Waiver & Release of Liability & you acknowledge that you understand the risks associated with this challenge. The mozzarella sticks & ranch dressing have varying degrees on the Scoville Level up to 11 Million, containing extreme levels of heat from hot peppers & extracts. You recognize that there is a risk of personal injury, illness, and even loss of life. You also acknowledge that you will not hold Tony Boloney's responsible if things go south.
- Unicorn (5)$20.00
our famouse rainbow mozzarella sticks! A unicorn died for this...enjoy
Mac Balls
Wings
- Shaolin Assasin
shaolin crispy garlic & chili, sesame seed, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
- MOL-EHHHHYYY
black oaxacan mole: chili, chocolate & spices, toasted pumpkin seed
- LUCIFEROut of stock
ghost-scorpion-reaper face melting death, scallion
- Winger - House Buffalo
serrano, cayanne & guajillo buffalo sauce, shaved. celery
- Bayou
bayou butter, parsley
- Shitfaced
honey stout bbq, crushed fritos
- Siam Satay
pad thai sauce, crushed peanuts, cilantro
- STINGERZ - HOT HONEY
habanero hot honey
- DIRTY SOUTH - LEMON PEPPER
lemon rind & cracked black pepper, pecorino, parsley
- Ole
chipotle sauce, cilantro
- Plain
Fry
- House - BYO Fries$6.00
plain jane skin-on and delicious. side of garlic aioli
- Barbarian Fries$13.00
coolest ranch, smoked bacon, dry aged & fresh mozzarella
- S#itfaced Fries$13.00
honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella, sharp cheddar, smoked bacon, fritos
- Elote Fries$14.00
roasted corn, string cheese, jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
- Winger Fries$13.00
buffalo sauce, dry aged & fresh mozzarella, blue cheese, coolest ranch, celery
- Crustacean Fries$17.00
jumbo lump crab, bayou butter, fresh mutz, fresh garlic, parsley
- Bastardo Fundito Fries$16.00
chipotle sauce, black beans, roasted corn, string cheese, jalapeño crema, cilantro
- Porkroll Chili Fries$16.00Out of stock
Jersey Porkroll chili fries, homemade sharp white wiz
Apps, Soup & Dessert
- Cheezy Garlic Bread$10.00
w/ a side of marinara or vodka sauce
- Chicken Tenders (3) & Fries$14.00
hand battered chicken tenders w/ honey mustard dipping sauce
- Vampire Garlic Knots 8$5.00
8 Knots w/ choice of sauce
- Vegan Vampire Garlic Knots 8$5.00Out of stock
- Punkin' Spice Churros$12.00Out of stock
Could be trick, could be treat. Bite into our seasonal dessert for either a delicious pumpkin spice churro or a nasty black liquorice surprise. Boo! JK! Also comes w/ pumpkin spice cream cheese frosting to dip.
- PORKROLL CHILI (CUP)$8.00Out of stock
- MATZOBALL SOUP$12.00Out of stock
matzo balls, shredded chicken, egg noodles, and all grandmas love
Salad
- Uptown Cobb$18.00
romaine, grilled chicken, smashed avocado, smoked bacon, chopped hard boiled egg, blue cheese, grape tomato, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.
- Boken Girl$18.00
arugula spring mix, sicilian soppressata, fresh & smoked mozzarella, grape tomato, chicken cutlet, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.
- Hotness$18.00
romaine, nashville fried chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mozzarella, slaw, creamy dill dressing on the side.
- Pueblito$18.00
romaine, spicy mole grilled chicken, steak, or mushroom, roasted corn, black bean, grape tomato, string cheese, cilantro, tortilla chip, smashed avocado, pumpkin seeds, pickled jalapeño crema dressing on the side.
- Side Piece - Garden Salad -BYO$12.00
Romaine, cucumber, grape tomato, red onion, green peppers. Dressing on the side.
- Cesar Gaucho$14.00
romaine, croutons, parmesean, fresh mutz, chimichurri caesar
- Headless Horse-Person$18.00Out of stock
mixed greens, roasted pumpkin, goat cheese, toasted pumpkin seed, crispy bloomin onion, balsamci honey.
Subs - Cold
- The Commission$15.00
calabrian chili, soppressata, pistachio mortadella, copa, crispy onion, stracciatella burrata, balsamic honey, lemon vinegarette, seeded roll
- Miss 'Merica$16.00
smoked turkey, baby arugula, smoked mozzarella, tomato, garlic aioli, lemon vinegarette
- CAPR-A-C$16.00Out of stock
Fresh mozzarella, sicilian artichoke cream, tomato, basil, balsamic, tony's sicilian olive oil, pecorino
Fresh Mozzarella
- Sea Salt Mozzarella 16 oz$14.00Out of stock
Original Sea Salt Mozzarella that put us on the map
- Sicilian Chili Mozzarella - 16 oz$16.00Out of stock
Spicy sicilian chili mozzarella
- Truffle Mozzarella -16 oz$16.00Out of stock
Black & White Truffle Mozzarella
- Burrata - Original 16 oz$16.00Out of stock
Stuffed Mozzarella
- 3X Cream - Mozzarella$16.00Out of stock
Three times the buttermilk fat of our Sea Salt mozzarella. The best we have ever made.
- Goat$16.00
- Pesto$16.00
- Smoked Mozzarella 16oz$16.00
- Charcoal Lemon$16.00
- Tuscan$16.00
Catering
Side Sauce
- 'Roni Grease Ranch Side$2.00
- Bayou Butter Side$1.00
- Blue Cheese Sauce Side$1.00
- Buffalo Sauce Side$1.00
- Caveman Sauce Side$1.00
- Chili Spread Side$2.00
- Chipotle Ranch Sauce Side$1.00
- Coolest Ranch Sauce Side$1.00
- Dill Ranch Sauce Side$1.00
- Garlic Mayo Sauce Side$1.00
- Green Chutney Side$1.00
- Horseradish Mayo Sauce Side$2.00
- Jalapeno Mayo Sauce Side$1.00
- Lemon Vinaigrette$1.00
- Marinara Sauce Side$1.00
- Ole Sauce Side$1.00
- Passover Sauce Side$1.00
- Pesto Ranch Sauce Side$1.00
- Shaolin Assassin Sauce Side$1.00
- S#itfaced Sauce Side$1.00
- Siam Satay Sauce Side$1.00
- Smash Sauce Side$1.00
- Stingerz Hot Honey Sauce Side$2.00
- Thai Ranch Sauce Side$1.00
- Tikka Sauce Side$1.00
- Vegan Chipotle Ranch Sauce Side$2.00
- Vegan Jalapeno Sauce Side$2.00
- Vegan Ole Sauce Side$2.00
- Vegan Pink Sauce Side$2.00
- Vodka Sauce Side$1.00
- Volcano Smoked Wiz$1.00
- Winger Sauce Side$1.00
Extra S#it
Valentines Day (Pre-order only)
- Pink Magic 12"$25.00Out of stock
AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER ONLY FOR FEBRUARY 14th. Make him/her shine for the day with this glitter crusted pink heart shaped pizza. It's the only FABULOUS way to say I love you in 2023
- Boloney Heart Knots 12"$25.00Out of stock
AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER ONLY FOR FEBRUARY 14TH. F#ck chocolate, give em KNOTS! This knot lover's collection of Tony Boloney's Assorted Knots is baked on top of a romantic heart-shaped pizza.
- Pink Mozz Sticks (5)$15.00Out of stock