Vermont Comedy Club
VCC FOOD
Apps
- Loaded Fries: Honey Barbecue$18.00
French fries loaded with popcorn chicken that is tossed in barbecue sauce with melted cheddar and honey drizzle.
- Loaded Fries: Garlic Parmesan$18.00
French fries loaded with popcorn chicken that is tossed in our house-made garlic parmesan sauce with blue cheese dressing drizzled on top.
- Boneless Wings: Buffalo$13.00
6 or 10 Boneless wings tossed in house-made tangy buffalo sauce, served with your choice of ranch or blue cheese dressing.
- Boneless Wings: Garlic Parmesan$13.00
6 or 10 Boneless wings tossed in our delicious house-made garlic-parmesan sauce, served with your choice of ranch or blue cheese dressing
- Boneless Wings: Jamaican Jerk$13.00
- Fried Pickles$8.00
A bowl of fried pickles with your choice of ranch or blue cheese.
- Mozzarella Sticks$11.00
Mozz sticks served with marinara sauce.
- French Fries$8.00
- Sweet Potato Fries$10.00
- Lemon Pepper Cauliflower Tacos (v)$13.00
Two Tacos - cauliflower battered, fried and tossed in house-made lemon pepper sauce, topped with lemon-honey slaw and cajun crema drizzle.
- Baba Ghanoush Platter (vegan)$14.00Out of stock
Authentically-made Middle Eastern dip, made with Eggplants, roasted garlic, tahini, lemon juice, olive oil and sumac seasoning. Served with pickles and soft Lebanese pita bread chips.
- Jomana’s Famous Hommus (vegan)$13.00Out of stock
A bowl of our authentically made zingy Hommus garnished with paprika and garlic infused olive oil. Comes with 2 Lebanese pita breads cut into chips and Middle Eastern pickles.
- Poutine$13.00
- Nachos (gf)$12.00
- Chips & Salsa (gf)$8.00
- Bag of Cool Ranch Doritos$2.50
- 💜Onion Bagel Bombs$2.00
Yum time! Bagel exterior with cream cheese in the middle. Rotating flavors. It's good! Made by Getty Goods!
Platters
- Fried Sampler Platter$50.00
A large tray consisting of 10 boneless wings, 5 Mozzarella Sticks, fried pickles, popcorn chicken and your choice of fries or sweet potato fries.
- Middle Eastern Sampler Platter$35.00
4 skewers of each of our authentically made shawarma chicken and tawouq chicken and a Hommus plate, combined with pickled cucumbers, pickled turnips and 3 Pita bread slices cut into chips
- Wings Party$55.00
30 Boneless wings tossed with the combination of sauces of your choice
Wraps & Sandwiches
- Pulled Beef and Mushroom Sandwich$18.00
Our delicious juicy pulled beef, grilled pesto-marinated portabello mushrooms, tomato and melted Mozzarella on Herb Focaccia. Comes with a side of your choice.
- VCC Chicken Parm$18.00
4 oz chicken breast battered, fried and topped with melted mozzarella, parmesan cheese, roasted garlic, Marinara sauce, pesto and arugula all on a toasted brioche bun. Comes with a side of your choice.
- Chicken Shawarma Wrap$17.00
Authentically made shawarma chicken, Jomana's garlic sauce, pickled turnips, French fries and pomegranate molasses all wrapped in a grilled slice of Lebanese pita bread. Comes with a side of your choice.
- Sheesh Tawouq Wrap$17.00
Authentically made Lebanese sheesh Tawouq chicken, Jomana’s garlic sauce, dill pickles, all wrapped in a grilled slice of Lebanese pita bread. Comes with a side of your choice.
- Caprese Sandwich$14.00
Tomato slices, fresh mozzarella, pesto, balsamic and Italian seasoning on soft focaccia bread. Comes with a side of your choice.
- Bacon Quesadilla$11.00
Crispy bacon, pickled jalapeños, salsa with melted monterey jack cheese in a flour tortilla. Served with a side of lime crema and a side of your choice.
Desserts
- Campfire S'mores Ice Cream (1 scoop)$4.00Out of stock
- Campfire S'mores Ice Cream (2 scoops)$7.00Out of stock
- Slice of grandmother's carrot cake$9.00
- Date and Walnut Cake$7.00
a delicious slice of dates and walnuts cake, with powdered sugar and whipped cream on top
- Mini Cheesecake Trio$7.00
- Mini Cheesecake Sampler$10.00
1 of each of our flavored mini cheesecakes (Lemon, Strawberry, Hazelnut, Chocolate, Vanilla)
- 💛Blueberry Wheat Muffins$2.00
Yum! Muffins are good! You're so lucky! Made by Getty Goods!
- 💙 Orange Vanilla Donut$2.00Out of stock
Yummy donuts! They're exactly what they sound like. Made by Getty Goods!
DRINKS
VCC FEATURED COCKTAILS
- APPLEJACK RABBIT$15.00
AppleJack Brandy, lemon, orange, maple, lemon twist - served on the rocks
- Calimocho$11.00
A classic staple from Spain. It's as simple and refreshing as they come. Red wine, Coca-cola, and a splash of lime on ice. Don't be fooled. It's delicious.
- Cranberry Mule feat. VT Young at Heart Ginger Beer$14.00
Feat. Burlington’s own Young at Heart Ginger Beer. Tito's vodka, lime, splash of cranberry.
- DON'T TELL LUCY$15.00
Larceny Bourbon, lime, maple, soda, a dusting of cinnamon overtop - served on the rocks
- ESPRESSO YOURSELF$15.00
Based on the most popular drink in Spain. Licor 43 with a shot of espresso and a splash of Oat Milk. Shaken and served over ice with orange zest sprinkled over top. Gorgeous.
- GRAPEFRUIT MARTINI$15.00
Get your vitamin C! Fresh squeezed grapefruit juice, your choice of Tito’s Vodka or Barr Hill Gin shaken with a splash lime & simple. Sugar rimmed and served up with a slice of grapefruit.
- The Jewel Runner$15.00
Larceny Bourbon, Aperol, fresh squeezed lemon, rosemary simple, served up in a Champagne glass with a sprig of rosemary.
- LEAFPEEPER MANHATTAN$15.00
Bulleit Rye, St. Germain Elderflower Liqueur, Applejack, bitters, grapefruit twist - served on the rock
- Lillet to the Party$11.00
Lillet Blanc ( a French White Wine infused with herbs, fruit, and other botanicals) served on ice, with soda and a fresh orange slice - a light effervescent summery cocktail
- Maple Old Fashioned$15.00
Basil Hayden’s Bourbon, Maple Syrup, Angostura & Orange Bitters, orange twist
- SMELETTI$15.00
Smith & Cross Jamaican Rum, Meletti Amaro, Grapefruit bitters, served chilled and neat in a coupe glass, grapefruit twist.
- SMOKING BEETS$15.00
Illegal Blanco Mezcal, fresh squeezed lemon, fresh organic beet juice, and honey shaken and served on the rock.
- THYME PUNS ARE DUMB$15.00
Bar Hill Gin, Pear Nectar, lemon, thyme - served up
DRINKS / STANDARD COCKTAILS / MARTINIS
- Aperol Spritz$13.00
Prosecco & Aperol over ice, topped with soda water, grapefruit garnish, served in a wine glass.
- Aviation$15.00
Gin, maraschino liqueur, crème de violette, lemon juice, cherry. Shaken and served up in a martini glass.
- Bees Knees$14.00
Gin, lemon, Vermont Honey
- Black Russian$11.00
Vodka, Kahlúa.
- Bloody Mary$11.00
Your choice of Vodka with VCC's very own Bloody Mary Mix, celery, olives, and lemon.
- Bloody Maria$11.00
VCC house made Bloody Mary Mix, celery, olives, lemon, and your choice of tequila.
- Boulevardier$15.00
Your choice of bourbon or rye with sweet vermouth, Campari, lemon twist on the rocks.
- Cosmopolitan$14.00
Vodka, triple sec, lime, cranberry
- Dark & Stormy$13.00
Gosling's Dark Rum, VT’s own Young at Heart Ginger Beer, splash of lime, served over ice in a Collins glass.
- Dirty Gin Martini$14.00
Gin, vermouth, olive juice
- Dirty Vodka Martini$14.00
Vodka, vermouth, olive juice
- Dirty Shirley$11.00
The grown-up version of your favorite mocktail, the Shirley Temple - with vodka.
- Espresso Martini$15.00
Vodka, Kahlua, Simple & Espresso
- Gin Martini$14.00
Made with Vermont's own Zephyr Dry Vermouth
- Vodka Martini$14.00
Made with Dolin Dry Vermouth
- Hot Toddy$12.00
Whiskey, lemon, and honey. Served hot.
- Lemon Drop Martini$13.00
- Manhattan$15.00
Bourbon or Rye - You choose Made with Dolin Rouge Sweet Vermouth
- Margarita$13.00
- Mezcal Negroni$16.00
Illegal Mezcal, Campari, Sweet Vermouth, Lemon Twist, on the rocks.
- Mimosa$9.00
Prosecco & OJ.
- Mule$14.00
- Negroni$14.00
Gin, Campari, Sweet Vermouth, Orange twist on the rocks.
- Old Fashioned$14.00
- Penicillin$17.00
Blended Scotch shaken with fresh squeezed lemon, VT honey, fresh juiced ginger, topped with a Laphroaig float.
- The Rachael$12.00Out of stock
Capt. Morgan's Spiced Rum as a hot toddy
- Side Car$14.00
Cognac, Lemon, Orange Liqueur shaken served up with a sugar rim
- Whiskey Sour$13.00
- White Russian$12.00
Vodka, kahlúa, cream.
N/A BEVERAGES
- Water (filtered)
- Bottled Water$2.00
- Tea👾$2.00
- Coffee$3.00
- Iced Coffee$3.00
- Hot Chocolate$5.00Out of stock
Hot coco with whipped cream on top
- ZG Rescue Club$7.00
Athletic Brewing Company, delicious non-alcoholic craft IPA.
- ZG Hop Fizz (N/A)$5.00
Dry-hopped, sparkling water by our Pine St neighbors, Zero Gravity
- Virgin Bloody Mary$6.00
- Virgin Mule$6.00
- Shirley Temple$5.00
- Sprite$3.00
- Root Beer$3.00
- Coca Cola$3.00
- Diet Coke$3.00
- Ginger Ale$3.00
- Sparkling Lemonade$3.00
- Ginger Beer - Young at Heart (Burlington VT)$6.00
Young at Heart Ginger Beer made right here in Burlington with lots of love... and ginger.
- Soda Water$2.00
- Tonic$4.00
- Grapefruit Juice$8.00
- Cranberry Juice$3.00
- Orange Juice$3.00
- Pineapple Juice$3.00
VODKA (Build Your Own Drink)
TEQUILA / MEZCAL (Build Your Own Drink)
GIN (Build Your Own Drink)
RUM (Build Your Own Drink)
WHISKEY (Build Your Own Drink)
- Jim Beam Bourbon$12.00
- Jack Daniel's Bourbon$12.00
- Maker's Mark Bourbon$13.00
- Bulleit Bourbon$13.00
- Basil Hayden's Bourbon$14.00
- Jefferson’s Reserve Bourbon$17.00
- Jim Beam Rye$12.00
- Bulleit Rye$14.00
- Elijah Craig Bourbon$14.00
- Michter's Rye Whiskey$17.00
- Jameson$12.00
- Crown Royal$12.00
- Dewars$11.00
- Famous Grouse Blended Scotch Whiskey$13.00
- Johnnie Black$16.00
- Macallan 12 yr$18.00
- Laphroaig 10 yr$19.00
- Lagavullin 8 yr$22.00
CORDIALS / COGNAC (Build Your Own Drink)
- NEW! Fernet Vexia (Vermont made)$13.00
Made in Vermont. Not far from this very comedy club. If fernet is your thing, you have to try this.
- Fernet Branca$10.00
- Becherovka$9.00
- Courvoisier VS$13.00
- Hennessy$14.00
- Grand Marnier$10.00
- Campari$11.00
- Aperol$11.00
- Bailey's Irish Cream$10.00
- Kahlua$9.00
- Disaronno Amaretto$9.00
- Meletti Amaro$10.00
BEER (DRAFT)
- Fiddlehead - IPA 6.2% ABV$9.00
This medium bodied American style IPA has an alluring golden glow and beautifully blends three strains of hops. While strong citrus notes ambush your taste buds halfway through the palate, the beer finishes very crisp and dry.
- Switchback - Ale 5.0% ABV$8.00
Using only traditional ingredients, Switchback Ale is an unfiltered, reddish-amber ale which is particularly well-balanced, allowing for complexity of flavor coupled with an unusually smooth and refreshing character.
- Hill Farmstead Edward - 5.2% ABV$9.00
Per Hill Farmstead: "Edward (1917-2002) is our grandfather; Hill Farmstead Brewery rests upon the land that was once home to him and his five children. In his honor, this American Pale Ale is dutifully crafted from American malted barley, a plethora of American hops, our ale yeast and water from Edward’s well. It is unfiltered and dry hopped."
- Smuttynose Old Brown Dog - 6.5% ABV$9.00
Brown Ale 6.5% APV
- Burlington Beer Company Pilsner - 5.0 ℅ ABV$9.00
Paying homage to the great German and Czech pilsners, this Burlington Vermont made lager is exactly what you're looking for.
- Fiddlehead White Ale - 5.3% ABV$9.00
- 14th Star Maple Breakfast Stout$9.00
An Oatmeal Stout brewed with local maple syrup and cold brew coffee — flavors and aromas of dark malts, coffee, and maple.
CANS & BOTTLES
- Little Wolf - American Pale Ale (Gluten reduced - 16 oz) - 4.7% ABV$8.00
Brewed with malted barley, oats, and American-grown hops. Dry-hopped with Mosaic, this small but feisty brew is fruity, floral, and refreshing. It’s also GLUTEN REDUCED! Making it safe for people with gluten sensitivity.
- Green State Lager - (12 oz) 4.9% ABV$6.00
Local brewery Zero Gravity has done it again! A crisp, easy-drinking Pilsner beer that is influenced by the great brewing regions of the world, but that charts its own course through this elegant style.
- Narragansett (16 oz)$7.00
Brewed just right for drinking with six-row malt, a secret blend of Pacific Northwest hops, and corn from Iowa — Crisp & refreshing. A classic American lager and the workhorse of the ‘Gansett stable.
- Focal Banger IPA (16 oz) - 7.0% ABV$9.00
American IPA brewed by Alchemist with Mosaic and Citra hops. A firm mineral backbone supports the dank flavors and aromas, and separates it from the pack.
- Heady Topper Double IPA (16 oz) - 8.0% ABV$10.00
The Alchemist's flagship double IPA.
- Champlain Orchards Kingston Dry Hard Cider - 6% ABV$8.00
A tribute to their horticulture crew from Jamaica, who have been shaping Champlain Orchards for decades. Loaded with Kingston Black and other heirloom apples for a distinct flavor with silky tannins and a smooth finish. Gluten free. 0g of sugar too!
- Champlain Orchards Mac & Maple Semi-Sweet Hard Cider - 6% ABV$8.00
Sharp McIntosh apples blended with pure VT maple syrup. Champlain Orchards donate 3.5% of Mac & Maple proceeds to 350VT.ORG to help protect VT agriculture and mitigate the effects of climate change. Gluten free.
- White Claw - black cherry$7.00
The bright citrus flavor of Ruby Grapefruit. With a hint of freshly cut fruit flavor and satisfying zest of grapefruit, you’ll enjoy this smooth tasting beverage.
- June Shine Mango Daydream Hard Kombucha 6.0% ABV$8.00
Meet Mango Daydream—an all-organic hard kombucha twice brewed with a tropical trifecta of juicy mangoes, pineapples and oranges—spiced just right with the perfect pinch of cayenne pepper. Dream on!
- Budweiser (12 oz)$6.00
King of beers.
- Bud Light (12 oz)$6.00
Great taste...less filling.
- ZG Rescue Club$7.00
Athletic Brewing Company, delicious non-alcoholic craft IPA.
- TAUNIK CBD NON-ALC Yerba Mate: Fine Frequency$8.00
Sparkling Yerba Mate brewed with lemon, hemp, and hops. Lightly sweetened with VT honey. Non-alcoholic, non-THC. 50mg of full spectrum Vermont CBD.
WINE
- House Red - GL - Sangiovese - Italy$10.00
A dry, medium-bodied wine with medium to high tannin and high acidity.
- House White - GL - Pinot Grigio - CA$10.00
A dry white wine with high acidity and low residual sugar, clean and fresh.
- White Haven - GL - Sauv Blanc - WHITE$13.00
Aromas of passion fruit, sliced mangoes, fresh pineapple and thyme. Medium-bodied. Bright and tangy acidity, crisp finish.
- White Haven - BTL - Sauv Blanc - WHITE$48.00
Aromas of passion fruit, sliced mangoes, fresh pineapple and thyme. Medium-bodied. Bright and tangy acidity, crisp finish.
- Prosecco GL$9.00
Bubbly by the glass.
- Prosecco BTL$46.00
Bubbly by the bottle.
MOCKTAILS
- Chilly Todd (Mocktail)$9.00
Fresh house made ginger juice, lemon, honey. Shaken and served over ice with soda. (Non-alcoholic)
- Love on the Brain (Mocktail)$9.00
Pomegranate, lime, rosemary syrup. Shaken, topped with soda, and a sprig of rosemary. (non alcoholic)
- The Perfect Pear (Mocktail)$9.00
Pear nectar, lemon, thyme, soda served on ice with a sprig of fresh thyme! Add Barr Hill Gin for $6!
- The Soulless Ginger (Mocktail)$10.00
Young at Heart Ginger Beer (Burlington VT), lime juice, maple, BAB Louie Non-Alcoholic Bitters