Kitsch R. House

Lemon aioli, Green bell pepper, Bacon, Tomato, Quince schmear, Iceberg lettuce, Avocado ... it's an LGBTQIA+ sandwich (check the capital letters!)

a blend of earl grey, cinnamon, turmeric, chinese five spice, and sweetened condensed milk served over ice

tastes like spring... honey lavender syrup, espresso and your choice of milk

frappe with cold brew coffee, house chai syrup blended and splendid with whipped cream on top

half espresso, half lemonade... 100% refreshing

a blend of quince and guava jams with cream cheese on your choice of bagel

choose your own egg-venture with our build your own option

scrambled egg, american cheese, brioche bun

fried egg, ham sauteed with onions, swiss, pickles & dijonnaise on brioche bun

fried egg, brisket, beef jus shrooms, pepperjack and spicy honey on brioche bun

fried egg, turkey, jalapeño, cheddar, strawberry jam & powdered sugar on brioche bun

scrambled egg, bacon, sausage & american on brioche bun

hummus, avocado, lettuce, tomato, onion, sprouts, jalapeños, cucumber with mustard on honey grain

your choice of chicken or tuna salad. Make it classic diner melt if you'd like!

choice of bread with American and Cheddar cheese

bacon, lettuce and tomato with dijonnaise

turkey, ham, bacon, cheddar, lettuce and tomato with mustard and gochujang mayo on three pieces of bread (except brioche & croissant)

ridiculously delicious potato patty with your choice of sauce

just trying something out. You should try them out too!

duke's mayo, maple syrup, mustard, onion, pickle, celery, yukon gold potatoes

cavatappi, cheddar sauce

one piece of griddled bread with half an avocado, salt and pepper. Add on some veggies to make it yours!

honey yogurt, strawberry jam and granola

sliced in half, great to share

choice of up to 2 fillings

warm bun with your choice of up to 2 fillings

5 ounce portion of our house made chicken salad

cap'n crunch cereal, marshmallows, sprinkles

Coffee for a crowd! Serves 8 small coffees. Comes with raw sugar, stevia, creamer, oat milk, stirrers, napkins, cups and lids.

*Decaf version of above*

6 bacon, egg and American cheese on brioche (no substitutions)

6 veggie sausage, egg, and American cheese on brioche (no subsitutions)

6 egg and American cheese on brioche (no substitutions)

6 sausage, egg and American cheese on brioche (no substitutions)

4 bacon, egg and cheese, 4 sausage, egg and cheese and 4 veggie sausage egg and cheese (no substitutions)

our amazing drip coffee with 1/3 steamed milk

La Colombe nizza espresso. We'll pull it when you arrive to pick-up!

equal parts espresso and milk

espresso with water

our amazing drip coffee with a double shot of espresso

espresso with milk

steamed milk with micro-foam in an 8 ounce cup (small) or 12 ounce cup (large). Not available iced.

espresso with foamed milk

La Colombe cold brew on tap

whipped cream for the pup!

house blend of spices with sugar and milk

our amazing chai with espresso and your choice of milk

chocolate sauce, milk, marshmallows

vermont maple syrup, cinnamon, milk, espresso

earl grey tea, vanilla bean syrup, milk

honey, tahini, milk, espresso

caramel, chocolate, cinnamon, drip coffee, milk, espresso

mango, ginger, turmeric, oat milk, chai syrup

blueberry, strawberry, agave, oat milk, pomegranate juice

strawberry, banana, agave, tahini, oat milk

pucker up, buttercup

strawberries blended with lemonade

layers of basil syrup, lemonade and, hibiscus tea

a Baltimore classic... half lemonade, half iced tea