The Café HOT.

scrambled egg wrapped in griddled cheese on a seeded milkbun with harissa, miso mayo, and fresh parsley & cilantro. everything made in-house. it cannot be killed with conventional weapons. doh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.

our very own, very precious, basterdization of the famous jianbing. a flour tortilla with egg, hoisin, secret sauce, sesame/orc dust, shredded red cabbage, pickled onion, fresh cilantro and parsley, and the famous jianbing chip. wow, that's a lot of stuff. you should eat it. doh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.

our special chicken fried egg™ sammich with pickled zucchini, tartar sauce and shredded cabbage. yes, that. you haven't had that before. we love that we have to say this: there is NO MEAT in this sandwich (or any of our sandwiches). **this sandwiche was featured in Bon Appétit as one of the "Best Restaurant Meals of 2023, According to BA Staff"** holy moly. yes it is: THAT. GOOD. doh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.

chicken fried egg™ served on our house made flaky biscuit and doused with HOT. (aka spicy!) honey. breakfast for psychopaths, southern fanatics, omnivores and veggies alike. NO MEAT, much much flavor. doh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.

chicken-fried egg nashville-style HOT. HOT. HOT. doh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.

have you ever exploded a stick of texture-dynamite wrapped in flavor-c4 inside of your face? take an all-souls corn tostada and top it with BLACK CAT RAVEN SAUCE then throw some avocado, fresh parsley+cilantro, a fried egg, and vgn miso mayo on there. then take the whole thing and put it in a house-made milk bun, shove it between your teeth, and proceed to explode your jaw into the concrete. YUM. doh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.

put stuff on a house-made biscuit: egg! cheese! avocado! impossible sausage! other stuff you brought from home! base is a 2-egg sammy on a biscuit. doh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.

egg & griddled cheese on an all souls corn tostada with harissa, miso mayo, and fresh herbs. everything made in-house. it cannot be killed with conventional weapons. doh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.

2x all souls corn tostada AND THEN black-cat-raven sauce AND THEN hass avocado AND THEN vegan miso mayo AND THEN a garden of herbs. add stuff to it/do it/i dare you. doh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.

2x all souls corn tostada AND THEN black-cat-raven sauce AND THEN hass avocado AND THEN vegan miso mayo AND THEN a garden of herbs. add stuff to it/do it/i dare you.

our stalwart, our friend, the espresso glaze. glaze made daily from fresh brewed Brio espresso. s'delicious.

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five ounces of piping HOT. scrambled eggs and u can add things to them. doh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.

a single fried egg with a jiggly yolk. doh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.

an Impossible-brand sausage patty served on the side. ~not gluten free~

a super cool avocado fan. about one quarter of a full avo.

housemade zuuuuucccc that has had all of the water romved and replaced with flavor things. ~tax included~

our housemade HOT. sauce. ur tasting habañero and black garlic and other stuff but that's all we're gonna tell u.

Brio coffee is rad. new world mokka java for caf or decaf.itated calypso (water process decaf). red eye can be ordered in house. f.y.i.: your beverage will be made when you arrive to pick up.

a heavy brew of Brio’s new world mokka java, ice chilled right off brew and then served on ice so you get all of the every flavor. so icy. red eye can be ordered in-house. f.y.i.: your beverage will be made when you arrive to pick up.

tallboy of Spring Water. clean and clear, no corpses upstream. death to single-use plastic!

tallboy of Sparkling Water. effervescent sparkles so refreshing that they can clean the meat off of a bone in 666 minutes flat. death to single-use plastic!

tallboy of Armless Palmer! iced tea and lemonade have a lethal head-on collision and their chimera-ghost is brutally delicious and refreshing. all-natural flavors. death to single-use plastic. (there's a fun lawsuit story for this one, check it out on your local internet)

one ingredient! it's oranges!

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