
Pizza
Tony Boloney's - Hoboken
263 First St
Hoboken, NJ 07030
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Slices of 'Za

Classic Cheese - Slice
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra$4.69Moonshiner - Slice
vodka sauce / dry aged, smoked & fresh mutz / basil / pecorino / hot boi calabrian chili$5.63
Beastiality - Slice
9 meats - no substitutions / dry aged, smoked & fresh mutz / marinara / ‘roni ranch$7.03
Pope Leo X - Slice
vodka sauce / smoked ‘roni / dry aged, smoked & fresh mutz / ’roni ranch$6.10
Tikka- Slice
sesame crust / tikka masala / dry aged, smoked & fresh mutz / jalapeño / chutney / cilantro$6.57Gindolune- Slice
ribye, smoked bacon, fresh mozzarella, garlic bread$7.03Swine Fighter-Slice
ridiculous amounts of crispy ‘roni / vodka sauce / tri-mutz / ‘roni ranch$15.01Supreme Tang - Slice
Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, siracha thai ranch$6.10
Ooh Laa Laa - Slice
french onion soup extra carmelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyere cheese, parsely.$7.03Shogun Shadowboxer - Slice
black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion$6.10OG Vegan- Slice
marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil$6.57
S#itfaced® Chicken - Slice
beer battered fried chicken, honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar$6.10Magic Mushroom- Slice
truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley$6.57CBR On Roids - Slice
fried chicken / smoked bacon / dry aged, smoked & fresh mutz / ‘roni ranch / potato chip$6.57
Mex-Corn Husker- Slice
roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija$6.10
Heart Attack - Slice
buffalo chicken mac-n-cheese, smoked bacon, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, coolest ranch$6.57Taco Taco Taco- Slice
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have$15.01
Winger - Slice
buffalo fried chicken, coolest ranch, blue cheese, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, celery$6.10
Ay Dios Mio - Slice
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.$6.10
Burrrrata - Slice
a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil$8.45
Grumpy Gramps- Slice
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball$7.03
Subs - Hot

Cheesesteak Ole
oaxacan chili marinated ribeye / chipotle ole sauce / fried onion / L / T / cilantro / lime / smoked wizard / queso oaxaca. a tony b’s must eat 🏆 Winner Food Network Guy Fieri Cheesesteak Battle 🏆 Winner LIVE with Kelly & Michael Nationwide Competition 🏆 Winner Star Ledger Best Cheesesteak in New Jersey 🏆 Winner Featured on Bitchin’ Kitchen, Cooking Channel, Vice Action Bronson Show & 1,000s more$19.23
Oui Oui Wee Wee
ribeye / french onion soup / smoked wizard / gruyère / crouton dust / parsley$20.63
Ducktown Melt
garlic herb ribeye / smoked wizard / smoked bacon / garlic aioli / fresh mutz$19.23
Boloney Rex
Bone-in smoked & roasted short-rib / smoked wizard / caveman sauce$35.17
Brotherly Love
ribeye / smoked wizard / grilled onion / hot boi spread / long hots$18.76
Lobsta Trap
lobster roll on ‘roids lobster / bayou butta / garlic aioli / fresh mutz / smoked wizard / parsley$35.17
The Snuggla
grilled cheese, tomato soup & chic parm got frisky chicken cutlet / vodka sauce / muenster / smoked wizard / bacon / crouton dust$19.23
LPP Parm
yeah you know me! lemon pepper chicken / smoked wizard / fresh mutz / pecorino / parsley$19.23
Shitfaced 3000
a tony boloney’s classic fried chicken / honey stout bbq / bacon / smoked wizard / cheddar / fritos$19.23
Shoobie
fried chicken / coolest ranch / bacon / L / T / smoked wizard / potato chip$18.76
Miss Siam คิดถึงสยาม
rice noodle / satay ribeye / cilantro / peanut / thai ranch / smoked wizard / sesame$19.23
Crabby Chicken Killa
crab / grilled chicken thigh / garlic aioli / smoked wizard / bayou butta / garlic / fresh mutz / parsley$24.38
Goombah Cowboy
nah partner, you can‘t handle this... ribeye / fried onion / vodka / fresh mutz / smoked wizard / crispy ‘roni / ’roni-ranch$20.16
Diving Buffalo
buffalo fried chicken /garlic aioli / smoked wizard / fresh mutz / coolest ranch / celery$18.76
DA Ruler
house parm sub burrata, choose your protein (we recommend meatballs!), vodka sauce, fresh and smoked mutz, basil, pecorino, seeded roll$18.76
Boken-Boy
a hoboken original fried chicken cutlet, garlic aioli, soppressata, baby arugula, fresh & smoked mutz, lemon vinaigrette$18.76Squash Tha Beef
marinara, eggplant meatballs, sage pesto, house smoked vegan mozzarella, basil, evoo$19.23U A LAME BYO SUB
put whatever the f#ck you want on it!$14.07
12" Pizza

Classic Cheese (BYO) 12"
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra$12.19
Moonshiner 12"
vodka sauce / dry aged, smoked & fresh mutz / basil / pecorino / hot boi calabrian chili$28.14
Beastiality 12"
9 meats - no substitutions / dry aged, smoked & fresh mutz / marinara / ‘roni ranch$18.29
Pope Leo 12"
vodka sauce / smoked ‘roni / dry aged, smoked & fresh mutz / ’roni ranch$15.94
Tikka 12"
sesame crust / tikka masala / dry aged, smoked & fresh mutz / jalapeño / chutney / cilantro$16.88
Gindolune 12"
shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust$18.29
Swine Fighter 12"
ridiculous amounts of crispy ‘roni / vodka sauce / tri-mutz / ‘roni ranch$41.27
Supreme Tang 12"
Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch$15.94
Ooh Laa Laa 12"
french onion soup extra caramelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyère cheese, parsley$18.29Shogun Shadowboxer 12"
black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion$15.94
OG Vegan 12"
marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil$16.88
Shitfaced Chicken 12"
beer battered chicken, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar$15.94
Magic Mushroom 12"
truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley$16.88CBR on Roids 12"
fried chicken / smoked bacon / dry aged, smoked & fresh mutz / ‘roni ranch / potato chip$16.88
Mex-Corn Husker 12"
roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija$15.94
Heart Attack 12"
Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, Dry Aged Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Buttermilk Ranch$16.88
Taco Taco Taco 12"
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have$46.89
Winger 12"
serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery$16.88
Ay Dios Mio 12"
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.$15.94
Burrrrrata 12"
a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil$22.04
Grumpy Gramps 12"
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball$18.29Half & Half 12"
$18.29
18" Pizza

Classic Cheese (BYO) 18"
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra$23.16
Moonshiner 18"
vodka sauce / dry aged, smoked & fresh mutz / basil / pecorino / hot boi calabrian chili$28.14
Beastiality 18"
9 meats - no substitutions / dry aged, smoked & fresh mutz / marinara / ‘roni ranch$34.70
Pope Leo 18"
vodka sauce / smoked ‘roni / tri-mutz / ’roni ranch$30.01
Tikka 18"
sesame crust / tikka masala / dry aged, smoked & fresh mutz / jalapeño / chutney / cilantro$31.89
Gindolune 18"
shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust$34.70
Swine Fighter 18"
ridiculous amounts of crispy ‘roni / vodka sauce / tri-mutz / ‘roni ranch$62.37
Supreme Tang 18"
sesame crust / satay chicken / jalapeño / tri-mutz / cilantro / peanut / thai ranch$30.01
Ooh Laa Laa 18"
french onion soup extra carmelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyere cheese, parsley$34.70Shogun Shadowboxer 18"
black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion$30.01
OG Vegan 18"
marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil$31.89
Shitfaced Chicken 18"
beer battered chicken or cauliflower, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar$30.01
Magic Mushroom 18"
truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley$31.89
CBR on Roids 18"
fried chicken / smoked bacon / dry aged, smoked & fresh mutz / ‘roni ranch / potato chip$31.89
Mex-Corn Husker 18"
roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija$30.01
Heart Attack 18"
Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, Dry Aged Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Buttermilk Ranch$31.89
Taco Taco Taco 18"
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have$93.79
Winger 18"
buffalo fried chicken or cauliflower, serrano, cayenne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery$31.89
Ay Dios Mio 18"
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.$30.01
Burrrrrata 18"
a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil$42.21
Grumpy Gramps 18"
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball$31.89Half & Half 18"
$31.89
Mad Mutz® Fresh Mozzarella Sticks

Nonna Original Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Fresh Mozzarella with an Old-School Italian, Rosemary Crumb Crust.$14.07
Mad Sampler Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
A Crazy Selection of Our Fan Favorites 1x The Nonna 1x The Gaucho 1x The Ole' Smokey 1x The Cacio Pepe 1x The Hottie$14.07
IT'S ALIVE Mad Sampler Mad Mutz® Sticks (10)
A Crazy Selection of Our Fan Favorites Try Them All! 2x The Nonna 1x The Gaucho 1x The Ole' Smokey 1x The Cacio Pepe 1x The Hottie 1x The Lucifer 1x The Truffler 1x Da Patty 1x The Popper$28.14
The Popper Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Cream Cheese Style Jalapeno Fresh Mozzarella with a Pretzel Jalapeno Crust Lil' Spicy!$14.07
Da Patty Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Jamaican Golden Patty Crust with a Wiri Wiri Pepper Fresh Mozzarella A Bit Hot!$14.07
Hottie Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Sharp Cheddar Mozzarella with a Spicy Cracker Crumb Crust. Mildly Hot$14.07
Cacio Pepe Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Fresh Mozzarella with a Pecorino & Black Pepper Bread Crumb Crust.$14.07
Ole Smokey Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Deeply Smoked Mozzarella with an Herby Jersey Bread Crumb Crust$14.07
Truffler Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Delicate Truffle Mozzarella with a Truffle Panko Bread Crumb Crust.$14.07
Gaucho Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Savory Chimichurri Mozzarella with a Garlic & Herb Bread Crumb Crust.$14.07
Lucifer Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Scorching 10-Pepper Blend Mozzarella with a 2.9 MILLION Scoville Charcoal Crust. Devilishly Hot!$17.82
Unicorn Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Rainbow Colored Fresh Mozzarella with a Sparkly Classic Crumb Crust (All Natural Food Coloring)$17.82
Stingerz Hot Honey Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Mike‘s Honey Fresh Mutz & Mike’s Hot Honey caramelized crust. Mike’s Hot Honey dipping sauce$14.07
Be-Hive Yo' Self Vegan Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
BE-HIVE vegan garlic & herb mutz w/ vegan pecorino & herb GF crust Vegan Ole Chipotle Ranch dipping sauce$17.82
Gluten Free Nonna Original Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Fresh Mozzarella with an Old-School Italian, Rosemary Crumb Crust.$17.82
Wings
Fry

House - BYO Fries
plain jane skin-on and delicious. side of garlic aioli$6.57
Barbarian Fries
coolest ranch, smoked bacon, dry aged & fresh mozzarella$14.07
S#itfaced Fries
honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella, sharp cheddar, smoked bacon, fritos$14.07
Elote Fries
roasted corn, string cheese, jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija$14.07
Winger Fries
buffalo sauce, dry aged & fresh mozzarella, blue cheese, coolest ranch, celery$14.07
Monopoly Fries
ridiculous amounts of 6 melted cheeses$14.07
Salad

Uptown Cobb
romaine, grilled chicken, smashed avocado, smoked bacon, chopped hard boiled egg, blue cheese, grape tomato, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.$18.00
Boken Girl
arugula spring mix, sicilian soppressata, fresh & smoked mozzarella, grape tomato, chicken cutlet, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.$18.00
Hotness
romaine, nashville fried chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mozzarella, slaw, creamy dill dressing on the side.$18.00
Pueblito
romaine, spicy mole grilled chicken, steak, or mushroom, roasted corn, black bean, grape tomato, string cheese, cilantro, tortilla chip, smashed avocado, pumpkin seeds, pickled jalapeño crema dressing on the side.$18.00Cesar Gaucho
romaine, croutons, parmesean, fresh mutz, chimichurri caesar$14.00Side Piece - Garden Salad -BYO
Romaine, cucumber, grape tomato, red onion, green peppers. Dressing on the side.$14.07
Headless Horse-Person
mixed greens, roasted pumpkin, goat cheese, toasted pumpkin seed, crispy bloomin onion, balsamci honey.$18.00OUT OF STOCK
Subs - Cold

The Commission
calabrian chili, soppressata, pistachio mortadella, copa, crispy onion, stracciatella burrata, balsamic honey, lemon vinegarette, seeded roll$15.00
Miss 'Merica
smoked turkey, baby arugula, smoked mozzarella, tomato, garlic aioli, lemon vinegarette$16.00CAPR-A-C
Fresh mozzarella, sicilian artichoke cream, tomato, basil, balsamic, tony's sicilian olive oil, pecorino$16.00OUT OF STOCK
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Spreads
All spreads are made with hand picked veggies, roasted, smoked and ground on old stone by donkey's in Sicily by Mike AKA Tony & friends.
Olive Oil
All olive oil, hand picked by Mike AKA Tony and harvested from one grove in Sicily.Dough
$7.93+
Marinara - 24oz Jar
All sauces made by hand and all ingredients are from NJ.$11.50+
Extra S#it
Merch '25
Shogun Shadowboxer 18"
$30.01
black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
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All hours
| Sunday | 10:00 am - 10:00 pm |
| Monday | 10:00 am - 10:00 pm |
| Tuesday | 10:00 am - 10:00 pm |
| Wednesday | 10:00 am - 10:00 pm |
| Thursday | 10:00 am - 10:00 pm |
| Friday | 10:00 am - 2:00 am |
| Saturday | 10:00 am - 2:00 am |
Restaurant info
GOOD GRUB FOR BAD A$$ PEOPLE
Location
263 First St, Hoboken, NJ 07030
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