Village Idiot Pub - Patchogue
8 East Main Street
Patchogue, NY 11772
Orders through Toast are commission free and go directly to this restaurant
BREAKFAST- Sat
Omelettes
- Greek$12.00
spinach, feta cheese & onions
- Veggie Overload$13.00
peppers, onions, spinach, mushrooms & tomato
- Western$12.00
ham, peppers, onions & cheddar cheese
- Mama's Meat$14.00
ham, bacon & sausage
- Skinny Chicky$15.00
three egg whites, grilled chicken, avocado & choice of cheese
- Eater's Choice$13.00
choice of three ingredients
Fiesta Favorites
- Huevos Rancheros$14.00
two corn tortillas topped with refried black beans, chorizo sausage, two over easy eggs & house made salsa
- South of the Boarder$13.00
three scrambled eggs with peppers, onions, jalapeno, black beans, tomato & cheddar cheese, served in a burrito
- Breakfast Quesadilla$14.00
three scrambled eggs, sauteed onions, choice of ham, bacon, or sausage links & cheese in a tortilla topped with tomato and spicy hollandaise
- Jester Tacos$15.00
three soft tortillas filled with scrambled eggs and melted cheddar cheese, topped with chorizo, grape tomatoes, scallions, jalapenos & grilled corn, served with home fries
- Mexi-Omelet$14.00
avocado, tomato, jalapenos & pepper jack cheese, topped with salsa, served with home fries & toast
B. Sandwiches
- Cali Style BLT$14.00
sliced turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato & avocado on a kaiser roll
- Caprese Panini$14.00
fresh mozzarella, tomato & basil, drizzled with EVOO & balsamic glaze, served on freshly pressed ciabatta bread
- Classic BLT$12.00
bacon, lettuce & tomato on choice of toast
- Eggy McMuff$7.00
one egg and choice of ham, bacon or sausage links on a english muffin
- Greek Salad Wrap$13.00
mixed greens, black olives, cucumbers, tomato, red onion, peppers & feta cheese in your choice of wrap
- B. Grilled Cheese$12.00
- Sunrise Burger$15.00
an 8oz burger topped with bacon, choice of cheese and two fried eggs
- Von Kaiser$9.00
two eggs, cheese & choice of ham, bacon or sausage links on kaiser roll
- Waffle Sandwich$13.00
ham, swiss cheese, two eggs over medium & maple mustard butter, sandwiched in a house made belgian waffle
The Benedicts
- The Original$12.00
canadian bacon, poached eggs & hollandaise on an open-faced english muffin
- Veggie Benny$15.00
grilled tomato, avocado, spinach, poached eggs & hollandaise on an open-faced english muffin
- The McFee$14.00
house made corned beef hash, poached eggs & hollandaise on an open-faced english muffin
- The Pincher$16.00
house made crab cakes, poached eggs & hollandaise on an open-faced english muffin
Platters
- Avocado Toast$15.00
fresh avocado spread onto toasted rye bread, drizzled with EVOO & sprinkles with black pepper
- Breakfast in Bread$14.00
a bread bowl filled with three scrambled eggs, corned beef hash, peppers, onions & melted cheddar jack cheese
- Build Your Own Platter$12.00
two eggs, home fries, toast & your choice of one: bacon, sausage links, ham or canadian bacon
- Idiot Platter$16.00
three eggs, ham, bacon, sausage, two pancakes, home fries & toast
- My Cousin Vinny$11.00
two fried eggs, bacon & grits
- Southern Biscuits$10.00
served with home fries & sausage gravy
- Steak & Eggs$17.00
served with home fries & toast
- Under the Sea Sizzler$17.00
two eggs scrambled with home fries, lobster, crab, shrimp & choice of cheese, served with toast
Batter Up
B. Sides
B. Kidiot
Wings
Extras
- 1000$2.00
- american$2.00
- avocado$5.00
- bacon$4.00
- balsamic$2.00
- balsamic glaze$2.00
- bbq$2.00
- BC crumble$2.00
- BC dressing$2.00
- buffalo$2.00
- cajun seasoning$1.50
- carrots$2.00
- celery$2.00
- cheddar jack$2.00
- chili$4.00
- chipotle mayo$2.00
- cole slaw$4.00
- Cheddar$2.00
- frazzled onions$2.00
- fried jalapenos$2.00
- gravy$2.00
- guacamole$5.00
- honey bbq$2.00
- honey mustard$2.00
- horseradish sauce$2.00
- lettuce$2.00
- maple mayo$2.00
- marinade$2.00
- mayo$1.50
- mozzarella$2.00
- mustard$1.50
- nacho cheese$2.00
- pepper jack$2.00
- pickle$2.00
- provolone$2.00
- ranch$2.00
- red onion$2.00
- Bacon$4.00
- salsa$2.00
- sauteed mushrooms$2.50
- sauteed onions$2.50
- sour cream$2.00
- spinach$4.00
- swiss$2.00
- tomato$2.00
- wasabi mayo$2.00
Catering (Copy)
- Full Tray Idiot Bits$120.00
- 1/2 Tray Idiot Bits$65.00
- Full Tray Wings$110.00
- 1/2 Tray Wings$60.00
- Full Tray Penne Ala Vodka$120.00
- 1/2 Tray Penne Ala Vdoka$65.00
- Full Tray Steak Tidbits$200.00
- 1/2 Tray Steak Tidbits$110.00
- Full Tray Chicken Francese$145.00
- 1/2 Tray Chicken Francese$80.00
- Full Tray Sausage and Peppers$110.00
- 1/2 Tray Sausage and Peppers$60.00
- Full Tray Chicken Fingers$100.00
- 1/2 Tray Chicken Fingers$55.00
- Full Tray Mozz Stix$110.00
- 1/2 Tray Mozz Stix$60.00
- Full Tray Mini Tacos$110.00
- 1/2 Tray Mini Tacos$60.00
- Full Tray Three Stooges Sliders (24 sliders)$110.00
- 1/2 Tray Three Stooges Sliders (12 sliders)$60.00
- Full Tray Mac and Cheese$80.00
- 1/2 Tray Mac and Cheese$45.00
- Full Tray French Fries$45.00
- 1/2 Tray French Fries$25.00
- Full Tray Garden Salad$75.00
- 1/2 Tray Garden Salad$40.00
- Full Tray Caesar Salad$75.00
- 1/2 Tray Caesar Salad$40.00
BREAKFAST- Sun
Omelettes
- Greek$12.00
spinach, feta cheese & onions
- Veggie Overload$13.00
peppers, onions, spinach, mushrooms & tomato
- Western$12.00
ham, peppers, onions & cheddar cheese
- Mama's Meat$14.00
ham, bacon & sausage
- Skinny Chicky$15.00
three egg whites, grilled chicken, avocado & choice of cheese
- Eater's Choice$13.00
choice of three ingredients
Fiesta Favorites
- Huevos Rancheros$14.00
two corn tortillas topped with refried black beans, chorizo sausage, two over easy eggs & house made salsa
- South of the Boarder$13.00
three scrambled eggs with peppers, onions, jalapeno, black beans, tomato & cheddar cheese, served in a burrito
- Breakfast Quesadilla$14.00
three scrambled eggs, sauteed onions, choice of ham, bacon, or sausage links & cheese in a tortilla topped with tomato and spicy hollandaise
- Jester Tacos$15.00
three soft tortillas filled with scrambled eggs and melted cheddar cheese, topped with chorizo, grape tomatoes, scallions, jalapenos & grilled corn, served with home fries
- Mexi-Omelet$14.00
avocado, tomato, jalapenos & pepper jack cheese, topped with salsa, served with home fries & toast
B. Sandwiches
- Cali Style BLT$14.00
sliced turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato & avocado on a kaiser roll
- Caprese Panini$14.00
fresh mozzarella, tomato & basil, drizzled with EVOO & balsamic glaze, served on freshly pressed ciabatta bread
- Classic BLT$12.00
bacon, lettuce & tomato on choice of toast
- Eggy McMuff$7.00
one egg and choice of ham, bacon or sausage links on a english muffin
- Greek Salad Wrap$13.00
mixed greens, black olives, cucumbers, tomato, red onion, peppers & feta cheese in your choice of wrap
- Sunrise Burger$15.00
an 8oz burger topped with bacon, choice of cheese and two fried eggs
- Von Kaiser$9.00
two eggs, cheese & choice of ham, bacon or sausage links on kaiser roll
- Waffle Sandwich$13.00
ham, swiss cheese, two eggs over medium & maple mustard butter, sandwiched in a house made belgian waffle
- B. Grilled Cheese$12.00
The Benedicts
- The Original$12.00
canadian bacon, poached eggs & hollandaise on an open-faced english muffin
- Veggie Benny$15.00
grilled tomato, avocado, spinach, poached eggs & hollandaise on an open-faced english muffin
- The McFee$14.00
house made corned beef hash, poached eggs & hollandaise on an open-faced english muffin
- The Pincher$16.00
house made crab cakes, poached eggs & hollandaise on an open-faced english muffin
Platters
- Avocado Toast$15.00
fresh avocado spread onto toasted rye bread, drizzled with EVOO & sprinkles with black pepper
- Breakfast in Bread$14.00
a bread bowl filled with three scrambled eggs, corned beef hash, peppers, onions & melted cheddar jack cheese
- Build Your Own Platter$12.00
two eggs, home fries, toast & your choice of one: bacon, sausage links, ham or canadian bacon
- Idiot Platter$16.00
three eggs, ham, bacon, sausage, two pancakes, home fries & toast
- My Cousin Vinny$11.00
two fried eggs, bacon & grits
- Southern Biscuits$10.00
served with home fries & sausage gravy
- Steak & Eggs$17.00
served with home fries & toast
- Under the Sea Sizzler$17.00
two eggs scrambled with home fries, lobster, crab, shrimp & choice of cheese, served with toast
Batter Up
B. Sides
B. Kidiot
- Kid Beverage
- Kid Scrambled Eggs$9.00
- French Toast Sticks$9.00
- Kid Pancakes$9.00
- Oatmeal$6.19
Kid Pancakes
Wings
Extras
- 1000$2.00
- american$2.00
- avocado$5.00
- bacon$4.00
- balsamic$2.00
- balsamic glaze$2.00
- bbq$2.00
- BC crumble$2.00
- BC dressing$2.00
- buffalo$2.00
- cajun seasoning$1.50
- carrots$2.00
- celery$2.00
- cheddar jack$2.00
- chili$4.00
- chipotle mayo$2.00
- cole slaw$4.00
- Cheddar$2.00
- frazzled onions$2.00
- fried jalapenos$2.00
- guacamole$5.00
- honey bbq$2.00
- honey mustard$2.00
- horseradish sauce$2.00
- lettuce$2.00
- maple mayo$2.00
- marinade$2.00
- mayo$1.50
- mozzarella$2.00
- mustard$1.50
- nacho cheese$2.00
- pepper jack$2.00
- pickle$2.00
- provolone$2.00
- ranch$2.00
- red onion$2.00
- Bacon$4.00
- salsa$2.00
- sauteed mushrooms$2.50
- sauteed onions$2.50
- sour cream$2.00
- spinach$4.00
- swiss$2.00
- tomato$2.00
Fathers Day Brunch
Catering (Copy)
- Full Tray Idiot Bits$120.00
- 1/2 Tray Idiot Bits$65.00
- Full Tray Wings$110.00
- 1/2 Tray Wings$60.00
- Full Tray Penne Ala Vodka$120.00
- 1/2 Tray Penne Ala Vdoka$65.00
- Full Tray Steak Tidbits$200.00
- 1/2 Tray Steak Tidbits$110.00
- Full Tray Chicken Francese$145.00
- 1/2 Tray Chicken Francese$80.00
- Full Tray Sausage and Peppers$110.00
- 1/2 Tray Sausage and Peppers$60.00
- Full Tray Chicken Fingers$100.00
- 1/2 Tray Chicken Fingers$55.00
- Full Tray Mozz Stix$110.00
- 1/2 Tray Mozz Stix$60.00
- Full Tray Mini Tacos$110.00
- 1/2 Tray Mini Tacos$60.00
- Full Tray Three Stooges Sliders (24 sliders)$110.00
- 1/2 Tray Three Stooges Sliders (12 sliders)$60.00
- Full Tray Mac and Cheese$80.00
- 1/2 Tray Mac and Cheese$45.00
- Full Tray French Fries$45.00
- 1/2 Tray French Fries$25.00
- Full Tray Garden Salad$75.00
- 1/2 Tray Garden Salad$40.00
- Full Tray Caesar Salad$75.00
- 1/2 Tray Caesar Salad$40.00
Patchogue Prom
Pat Med Prom Prix Fix 35 pp
Prom Drink Choice
Prom Entree Choice
Prom Dessert Choice
Sunday | 9:00 am - 10:00 pm |
Monday | 11:00 am - 10:00 pm |
Tuesday | 11:00 am - 10:00 pm |
Wednesday | 11:00 am - 10:00 pm |
Thursday | 11:00 am - 10:00 pm |
Friday | 11:00 am - 10:00 pm |
Saturday | 9:00 am - 10:00 pm |
Come in and enjoy!
8 East Main Street, Patchogue, NY 11772