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500 West University Parkway
Baltimore, MD 21210
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KITSCH
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- Endorian Tip-Yip$10.00
an Ewok favorite! fried tip-yip with some delightful nuna bacon topped with Revwien slaw and Rodian pickles served up as a sandwich fit for a smuggler! (chicken patty, bacon, cole's slaw, pickles and spicy honey on brioche)
- The Hungry Hutt$9.00
a breakfast staple at Dexter Jettster's dive! gorg egg, klatooine frog sausages, jerba cheese on pedunkee mufkin (runny egg, veggie sausage, pepperjack cheese, gochujang mayo on an english muffin)
- Dex's Double$10.00
famously greasy and cheap. the best eats on these CoCo streets. whatever meat patty we can scrap up and anything in the conservator that's... "fresh" (two sausage patty, fried egg, american cheese, tomato, lettuce, onion, herby mayo on brioche bun)
- Bantha Chai$5.00
created on Batuu by Chef Strono Tuggs, this refreshing elixir will get you through a hard day's work. local spices, blue milk from Bubo Wamba's Milk Stand. Add a jolt of electro caf to feel like R2D2 when he gets zapped!! (chai, oat milk, ginger, butterfly pea tea flower + add espresso optional)
- Photon Fizzle$8.00
found in the Core Worlds at dives like our own, this fizzy beverage is a refreshing sip. green orbs, fizzy liquid, shot of Dajobah slug syrup (24 oz. cup, strawberry popping boba, basil syrup, lemonade and ginger beer)
SPECIALS
Egg Sandwiches
- B.Y.O.BREAKY$6.50
Choose your own egg-venture with our build your own option.
- The KitschWich$6.50
scrambled egg, american cheese, brioche bun
- The Cuban$9.00
fried egg, ham sauteed with onions, muenster, pickles & dijonaise on brioche
- The Steak & Egg$10.00
fried egg, brisket, mushrooms, pepperjack and spicy honey on brioche
- The Monte Cristo$9.00
fried egg, turkey, jalapeno, cheddar, strawberry jam & powdered sugar on brioche
- The Classic Double$9.50
scrambled egg, bacon, sausage & american on brioche
No Egg Sandwiches
- BYOLUNCHY$6.00
- The Berkeley$9.00
hummus, avocado, lettuce, tomato, onion, sprouts, jalapenos, cucumber with mustard on multigrain
- The Club$11.00
turkey, ham, bacon, cheddar, lettuce and tomato with mustard and gochujang mayo on three pieces of bread (except brioche)
- The Grilled Cheese$6.50
choice of bread with american and cheddar cheese
- The BLT$10.00
bacon, lettuce and tomato with dijonaise
- The Chicken Salad$8.00
made in house with chicken thighs, mayo, carrot, onion, celery, dates and ginger
Smol Bites
- Avocado Toast$5.00
one piece of griddled bread with half an avocado, salt and pepper. add on some veggies to make it yours!
- Overnight Oatmeal$4.00Out of stock
soaked oats sweetened with agave and topped with strawberry jam (vegan)
- Granola Parfait$4.00
honey yogurt, strawberry jam and granola
- Croissant$3.00
- Pain Au Chocolat$4.00
- Griddled Brioche Bun$3.00
warm bun with your choice of up to two toppings
- Blueberry Muffin$4.00Out of stock
- Banana Muffin$4.00
- Chocolate Chip Muffin$4.00Out of stock
Side
- Chips$0.75
- AM Potato Salad$3.50
Duke's mayo, onion, pickle, celery and mustard with Yukon Gold potatoes! Breakfast inspired tater salad.
- Mac & Cheese$5.00
1 pint of spirals and cheese
- Hash Brown$2.00
ridiculously delicious potato patty with your choice of sauce
- Whole Pickle$1.00
- Side of Bacon$2.50
- Side of Sausage Patty$2.50
- Side of Veggie Sausage$2.50
- Scoop O' Chicken Salad$5.00
5 ounce portion of our house made chicken salad
Sweets
Box Deals
- Box o' Coffee$18.00
coffee for a crowd! Serves 8 small coffees. Comes with raw sugar, stevia, creamer, oat milk, stirrers, napkins, cups and lids. Choice of disposable box or reusable thermos (same size). Thermos comes with free small beverage upon return!
- Box o' Decaf Coffee$18.00
*decaf version of above*
- B.E.C. Box$48.00
6 bacon, egg and american cheese on brioche (no substitutions)
- S.E.C. Box$48.00
6 sausage, egg and american cheese on brioche (no substitutions)
- V.S.E.C. Box$48.00
6 veggie sausage, egg, and american cheese on brioche (no subsitutions)
- K.W. Box$35.00
6 egg and american cheese on brioche (no substitutions)
- Variety Box$95.00
4 bacon, egg and cheese, 4 sausage, egg and cheese and 4 veggie sausage egg and cheese (no substitutions)
- Ketchup (1 cup)$4.00
- Mayo (1 cup)$4.00
- Dijonaise (1 cup)$6.00
- Gochujang Mayo (1 cup)$6.00
Service Notes
DRINK
Coffee/Tea
- Drip$2.50+
- Decaf Drip$2.50+
- Latte$4.50+
Double shot espresso with steamed milk in a 12 ounce cup. Add espresso to upgrade your size! Hot or Iced
- Cappuccino$4.50+
Double shot espresso with foamed milk in a 12 ounce cup. Hot or Iced
- Americano$4.00+
Double shot espresso with hot water
- Cortado$4.00
- Double Shot Espresso$3.50
La Colombe Nizza espresso. We'll pull it when you arrive to pick-up
- Chai Latte$4.50+
Syrup made in house with Cuple's Tea BMore Chai!
- Tea/Tisane$3.50+
- Cold Brew$4.00
- Glass O' Milk$3.00
- Pup Cup$1.00
whipped cream for the pup!
Bougie Bevvies
- Frappe of the Week$6.00+
PEACHES & CREAM - peaches, cream, vanilla and peach syrup topped with whipped cream and granola
- London Bridge$4.50+
earl grey tea, vanilla bean syrup, steamed milk
- Hot Chocolate$4.50+
our house made chocolate sauce and your choice of milk steamed to perfection and topped with marshmallows
- Breakfast at Tiffany's$5.00
vermont maple syrup, cinnamon, steamed milk and a double shot of espresso
- I'm Tahini in a Bottle$5.00
honey, tahini, halva, steamed milk and double shot espresso
- Xanny$6.50
0.5 mL CBD, vanilla bean syrup, steamed milk, double shot espresso
- You're My Best Friend$5.00
caramel and chocolate syrup, cinnamon, drip coffee, milk and double shot espresso
I'm Tahini in a Bottle
honey, tahini, halva, steamed milk and double shot espresso
Smoothies
House Beverages
- Lemonade$4.00+
fresh squeezed in house with agave and water
- Strawberry Lemonade$4.00+
Puréed strawberries added to our amazing lemonade
- Earl Grey Iced Tea$4.00+
- Earl Grey & Lemonade$4.00+
- Jasmine Iced Tea$4.00+
- Jasmine & Lemonade$4.00+
- Hibiscus Iced Tea$4.00+
- Hibiscus & Lemonade$4.00+
- Marley Lemonade$4.00+
layers of hibiscus, lemonade and basil syrup
RETAIL
Retail Bev
- Orange Juice$2.50
- Open Water Still$1.89
- Open Water Sparkling$1.89
- Lime Ginger Nixie Seltzer$2.00
- Watermelon Mint Nixie Seltzer$2.00
- Wild Bay Passion Fruit Kombucha$4.39
- Wild Bay Ginger Grapefruit Kombucha$4.39
- Hibiscus Icaro Tea Yerba Mate$3.75
- Mint Icaro Tea Yerba Mate$3.75
- Lemon Sage Icaro Tea Yerba Mate$3.75
- Appalachian Root Beer$2.50
- Appalachian Birch Beer$2.50
- Appalachian Ginger Beer$2.50Out of stock
- Dr. Brown's Black Cherry$2.00
- Dr. Brown's Cream Soda$2.00
- Jarritos Lime$2.00
- Jarritos Guava$2.00
- Jarritos Pineapple$2.00
Coffee Beans / Merch
- ***Cool New Shirt***$22.00
- ***Cool New Sticker***$2.00
pick from 1 of 5 new designs when you arrive!
- La Colombe - Bleu - Whole Bean$12.00Out of stock
Cocoa, Macadamia, Sweet Cream
- La Colombe Bowery - Whole Bean$12.00
fudge, almond butter, fig
- La Colombe - Mexico Hijo Del Sol$12.00
Candied Pecan, Bartlett Pear, Nougat
- La Colombe - Ethiopia Myth Maker$12.00
Strawberry Jam, Lemon Curd, Buttercream
GROCERY
Produce
Dairy/Eggs
Sunday | 8:00 am - 2:00 pm |
Monday | 7:00 am - 3:00 pm |
Tuesday | 7:00 am - 3:00 pm |
Wednesday | 7:00 am - 3:00 pm |
Thursday | 7:00 am - 3:00 pm |
Friday | 7:00 am - 3:00 pm |
Saturday | 8:00 am - 2:00 pm |
Iconic breakfast sandwiches served with La Colombe coffee/tea, sweet treats and locally sourced snacks and drinks. We're the new way to start your day in Baltimore. Spreading love in the community one sandwich at a time!
500 West University Parkway, Baltimore, MD 21210