Smashin Crab Alamo Ranch

Want to build your boil bag your way?! Here you can choose your proteins, additions, sauce and heat.

6 Snow Crab Clusters, 1LB Head On Shrimp, 2 Corn, 2 Potatoes, Link of Andouille Sausage

Kids pasta tossed in either a Cajun cream sauce, creole sauce, or garlic butter. Add grilled chicken or shrimp, served with crostini.

Take a tour through NOLA! Choose 3 of your Cajun favorites to sample and share.

Ground pork, rice and spices rolled into 4 large balls crispy fried served with remoulade. Get them stuffed with or without Monterey cheese!

Fried spring rolls stuffed with shrimp, andouille sausage, chicken, cabbage, and Pepperjack cheese served with a side of Hot N' Sticky sauce

Tender calamari strips dusted with Cajun spice and served with potent cocktail sauce

Gulf oysters loaded with garlic butter and parmesan cheese

Crispy Cajun fries smothered in crawfish etouffee and topped with aioli

Breaded and deep fried pickles

Tender white meat alligator nuggets dusted with Cajun spice and served with remoulade

Deep fried dough that is made from cornmeal batter with extra seasonings

Jumbo Lump Crab formed into two crispy cakes topped with remoulade and green onion

Pick 3 full size appetizers

Fried pork skins tossed in our Classic seasoning

Plump, mild and smooth gulf oysters

Andouille sausage, shrimp, chicken, sauteed peppers and linguini in a Cajun cream sauce

Blackened Catfish smothered in a crawfish cream sauce on a bed of Dirty Rice

Grilled lobster tail served with garlic butter linguini, parmesan cheese, veggies, and a few crostini

Grilled colossal shrimp served with garlic butter linguini, parmesan cheese, veggies, and a few crostini

Cajun grilled redfish served with steamed rice and mixed veggies

Garlic citrus butter grilled salmon served with steamed rice and mixed veggies

Sauteed shrimp, andouille sausage, baby bella mushrooms and Cajun seasonings tossed in linguini with garlic infused olive oil

Sweet corn, poblano and bell peppers, onions and andouille sausage sautéed to perfection and served with a fried chicken breast; Select another protein for an additional cost

Succulent lobster chunks, cavatappi pasta enveloped in a rich Cajun cheese sauce, and a few crostini

Blackened chicken breast served over penne pasta tossed with sautéed peppers, onions, and andouille sausage in our signature creole sauce

Blue Crab, smoked turkey, sausage and chicken with rice and green onion

One pot recipe with chicken, sausage, shrimp and rice!

Red Beans, sausage and ham topped with steamed white rice and green onion

The good stuff made with beef, pork peppers and onions

Year round comfort for your souuuuul, this chowder is so good and LOADED with lump crab, roasted corn and potatoes

Rich creamy crawfish stew served alongside steamed white rice

Cavatappi pasta tossed in a house made cheese sauce spiked with Cajun cream.

A seasonal delight! Traditional New England style clam chowder packed with clams and potatoes

1lb Head On Shrimp, 2 Snow Crab Clusters, 1/2lb Broccoli, 1 Corn, 2 Potatoes, Link of Andouille Sausage

3LBS Head On Shrimp, 1 Queen Snow Cluster, 1 Corn, 1 Potato, Link of Andouille Sausage

6 Snow Crab Clusters, 1LB Head On Shrimp, 2 Corn, 2 Potatoes, Link of Andouille Sausage

1LB Head On Shrimp, 2 Snow Crab Clusters, 2 Dungeness Crab Clusters, 1 Lobster Tail, 2 Corn, 2 Potatoes, Link of Andouille Sausage

1LB King Crab, 1LB Head-On Shrimp, 1LB Mussels, 2 Corn, 2 Potatoes

1LB King Crab, 2 Queen Snow Crab Clusters, 1 1/2 LBS Dungeness Crab Clusters, 3 Corn, 3 Potatoes, Link of Andouille Sausage

2lbs Snow Crab, 2 Dungeness Clusters, 2lbs Head On Shrimp, 1lb Mussels, 2 Lobster Tails, 1/2lb Veggies, 1 Whole Lobster, 4 Corn, 4 Potatoes, 2 Links of Andouille Sausage

Want to build your boil bag your way?! Here you can choose your proteins, additions, sauce and heat.

Get an extra side of your favorite sauce!

Dressed with lettuce, tomato, pickle and mayo on a French roll.

Dressed with lettuce, tomato, pickle and mayo on a French roll.

Choose 2: Shrimp, Catfish, Chicken, Cod

Large chunks of warm lobster with a lemon dill aioli; served on a buttered, split top bun with a side of cajun fries

A sandwich made with Crawfish etouffee and mixed cheeses, on a garlic butter loaf, grilled to perfection! Served with Cajun fries

Served with onion rings

Served with Cajun fries

Served with seasoned fries

Fried shrimp served with Cajun Fries

Cornmeal battered and golden fried Catfish; served with Cajun Fries and remoulade

Fried Chicken Tenders served with Cajun Fries

Choose 2: Shrimp, Catfish, Chicken, Cod

Choose 6 or 12 wings fried and tossed in your favorite sauce!

Medley including chopped broccoli, cauliflower, green beans and bell pepper

French fries dusted in Cajun seasoning

Seasoned with salt, pepper, garlic

Sweet potato fries

Battered and deep fried onion rings

Creamy coleslaw

Sweet cornbread

Loaf of toasted French bread for dipping

Steamed white rice

Served with fries

Served with fries

Served with fries

Served with fries

Kids pasta tossed in either a Cajun cream sauce, creole sauce, or garlic butter. Add grilled chicken or shrimp, served with crostini.

The Smashin Crab Beignet Fries are a fun and tasty twist on a classic deep-fried pastry.

A sweet treat with layers of creamy vanilla custard and cookie crumbs

A Southern US specialty, our mini pecan pie includes a filling made of eggs, butter and sugar

Bread chunks baked with custard sauce and topped with caramel

This old-fashioned Southern Sweet Potato Pie recipe has a silky sweet potato filling, warm spices, and a buttery, flaky crust.

Rich fudgy brownies are crowned with pecans, gooey caramel topping and a scoop of vanilla ice cream.

A southern deep-dish dessert. Tart, syrupy blueberries with a sugared biscuit topping.

A citrusy, sweet, and tart dessert

Scoops of vanilla ice cream floating in bubbly foamy root beer

Choose your flavor! Vanilla Bean, Strawberry, Cookies & Cream, or a Mangonada Sorbet

Fountain Drink

Fountain Drink

Fountain Drink

Fountain Drink

Fountain Drink

Cold refreshing Lemonade

Fountain Drink

Brewed and sweetened, just the way you like it!

Brewed tea

Bottle Drink

Bottle Drink

Bottle Drink

Bottle Drink

Contains Alcohol, Valid ID Required! A flight of your SMASH'D Margarita favorites! Classic, Prickly Pear, Mango and Strawberry!

Contains Alcohol, Valid ID Required! A variation of our 4 signature Hurricane drinks!

Contains Alcohol, Valid ID Required! Brewed Sweet Tea spiked with Deep Eddy Peach Vodka. Now available by the gallon!

Contains Alcohol, Valid ID Required! Handmade Margarita served on the rocks. Choose your flavor: Classic, Strawberry, Mango, Passion Fruit, Prickly Pear, Watermelon or Guava; Now available by the gallon!

Contains Alcohol, Valid ID Required! Shaken mixture of our Signature SMASH’D Margarita Mix, Ancho Reyes Verde Liqueur, and Jalapeno Pepper

Contains Alcohol, Valid ID Required! Dangerous blend of tropical juices with Gold & Silver Rum; Now available by the gallon!

Contains Alcohol, Valid ID Required! Elderflower Liqueur, Grapefruit, Vodka, Fresh & Refreshing!

Contains Alcohol, Valid ID Required! House made Cajun Bloody Mary with Pickled Veg & Crab Leg garnish

Contains Alcohol, Valid ID Required! Traditional Rum Daiquiri on the rocks. Choose your flavor: Classic Lime, Strawberry, Mango, Passion Fruit, Peach and Prickly Pear

Contains Alcohol, Valid ID Required! Sailor Jerry's Spiced Rum, Ginger Beer, Lime, Cajun Rum

Contains Alcohol, Valid ID Required! White Peach 'Gria or Winter 'Gria, depending on the season!

Contains Alcohol, Valid ID Required! Locally distilled Bourbon, Orange Liqueur, house made Sweet-n-Sour

Contains Alcohol, Valid ID Required! Brewed Sweet Tea spiked with Deep Eddy Peach Vodka. Now available by the gallon, half gallon, and quart!

Contains Alcohol, Valid ID Required! Handmade Margarita served on the rocks. Choose your flavor. Now available by the gallon, half gallon, and quart!

Contains Alcohol, Valid ID Required! Dangerous blend of tropical juices with Gold & Silver Rum. Now available by the gallon, half gallon, and quart!

Contains Alcohol, Valid ID Required! Take home a Hurricane Flight by the gallon! You will enjoy one quart of each of our 4 delicious flavors!

Contains Alcohol, Valid ID Required! Take home a flight of SMASH'D Margarita favorites by the gallon! Classic, Prickly Pear, Mango and Strawberry all served by the quart.

Stainless steel

Trinity Seasoning - Create the Smashin Crab magic in your own kitchen by adding butter, garlic and lemon!

Cajun Seasoning - Create the Smashin Crab magic in your own kitchen by adding butter!

Classic Seasoning - Smashin Crab dry rub seasoning, great on seafood, chicken or pork!

Feeds 2-3 with 2LBS of Shrimp, 2 Pieces of Corn, 2 Potatoes, 8 pieces of Sausage, Crab Boil Seasoning, Classic Seasoning and Trinity Butter Sauce Heat #0

Feeds 4-5 with 4LBS of Shrimp, 4 Pieces of Corn, 4 Potatoes, 16 pieces of Sausage, Crab Boil Seasoning, Classic Seasoning and Trinity Butter Sauce Heat #0

Feeds 2-3 with 1LB Snow Crab, 1LB Dungeness Crab, 1LB of Shrimp, 2 Pieces of Corn, 2 Potatoes, 8 pieces of Sausage, Crab Boil Seasoning, Classic Seasoning and Trinity Butter Sauce Heat #0

Feeds 4-5 with 2LB Snow Crab, 2LB Dungeness Crab, 2LB of Shrimp, 4 Pieces of Corn, 4 Potatoes, 16 pieces of Sausage, Crab Boil Seasoning, Classic Seasoning and Trinity Butter Sauce Heat #0

Feeds 6-7 with 1LB King Crab, 2LB Snow Crab, 1LB Dungeness Crab, 2LB of Shrimp, 1LB Mussels, 2 Lobster Tails, 4 Pieces of Corn, 4 Potatoes, 16 pieces of Sausage, Crab Boil Seasoning, Classic Seasoning and Trinity Butter Sauce Heat #0