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The Foolery
10 Ionia Ave NW
Grand Rapids, MI 49503
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Beer
Packaged Beer/Cocktails
- Corona$4.50OUT OF STOCK
- Fuel N/A Blonde$5.00
- Fuel N/A IPA$5.00
- Guinness$5.00
- Hamm's$4.50
- High Noon Black Cherry$5.00
- High Noon Grapefruit$5.00
- High Noon Passion Fruit$5.00
- High Noon Pineapple$5.00
- High Noon Watermelon$5.00
- Long Drink$5.00
- Long Drink Peach$5.00
- Mich Ultra$4.50
- Miller High Life Bottle$4.00
- Modelo Bottle$4.50OUT OF STOCK
- Stroh's Bottle$4.50
- Good Boy John Daily$5.00
- Good Boy Tropical Strawberry Selzter$5.00
- NUTRL Pineapple$5.00
Draft Beer
NA Beverage
Red Bull
Pop/Juice/Coffee
- Coke
Detroit City Soda *Detroit City Soda is craft brewed in small batches with pure cane sugar, no GMO’s, and is gluten free. Craft brewed in Michigan since 1964.
$3.00 - Diet Coke
Detroit City Soda *Detroit City Soda is craft brewed in small batches with pure cane sugar, no GMO’s, and is gluten free. Craft brewed in Michigan since 1964.
$3.00 - Lemon/Lime
Detroit City Soda *Detroit City Soda is craft brewed in small batches with pure cane sugar, no GMO’s, and is gluten free. Craft brewed in Michigan since 1964.
$3.00 - Root Beer
Detroit City Soda *Detroit City Soda is craft brewed in small batches with pure cane sugar, no GMO’s, and is gluten free. Craft brewed in Michigan since 1964.
$3.00 - Cherry Coke
Detroit City Soda *Detroit City Soda is craft brewed in small batches with pure cane sugar, no GMO’s, and is gluten free. Craft brewed in Michigan since 1964.
$3.00 - Rock & Rye
Detroit City Soda *Detroit City Soda is craft brewed in small batches with pure cane sugar, no GMO’s, and is gluten free. Craft brewed in Michigan since 1964.
$3.00 - Lemonade
Detroit City Soda *Detroit City Soda is craft brewed in small batches with pure cane sugar, no GMO’s, and is gluten free. Craft brewed in Michigan since 1964.
$3.00 - Ginger Beer$3.00
- Cranberry Juice$4.00
- Orange Juice
Fresh-pressed, squeezed, and made in-house with a GIANT super fun juicer machine.
$4.00 - Pineapple Juice
Fresh-pressed, squeezed, and made in-house with a GIANT super fun juicer machine.
$4.00 - Tonic$3.00
- Coffee
Drip Coffee. *Locally roasted coffee from our Misfit Joint cousin, M.S.C.C. over in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
$3.00
Liquor & Cocktails
Cocktails
- Tom's Mischief
House Aperol Ice Cream, Aperol, Prosecco, Olive Oil, Pinch of Salt
$14.00 - Diver Down
Rye, Aquavit, Aged Rum, Maple Syrup, Ango & Mole Bitters
$15.00 - Ferrari Express
Campari, Pathfinder, Luxardo Espresso Liquor, Saline
$15.00 - Fancy Pants
Prosecco, Campari, Club Soda, Saline, Orange Wheel, Side House-Brined Castelvetrano Olives
$12.00 - Pookie's Margarita
"What Pookie wants Pookie Gets" Tequila, Seedlip Garden, Pineapple Gum, Lime Juice, Absinthe
$14.00 - NA Fay-Go Red Pop
No Proof Cocktail: Berry Syrup, Lemon Juice, Seedlip Garden, Plum & Rootbeer Bitters, Club Soda *A sibling to the Fay-Go Grape Pop Cocktail, next-door at Social Misfits. Foolery Tip: Head there next to try it out! ;)
$8.00 - Smooth Criminal
Clarified Milk Punch: Bourbon, Scotch, Lemon, Sherry, Peach & Pistachio Oolong Tea, Pinot Noir
$15.00 - Banger
Japanese Whisky, Mezcal, Lemon Oleo, Raspberry Syrup
$13.00 - Pammy
Kinda like a paloma: Cappalletti, Mezcal, Grapefruit and Lime Juice, White Wine, Citric Acid
$15.00 - Ghost Negroni
Makrut Lime-Infused Luxardo Bitter Bianco, Gin, Blanc Vermouth, Dolin Genepy, Grapefruit
$15.00 - Indigo Child
Butterfly Pea Flower Gin, Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup, Lavender Bitters, Soda Water
$14.00 - Flower Bomb
Hibiscus Gin, Elderflower Liqueur, Lime, Strawberry
$12.00 - Hotel Water$12.00
- Dead Eye$14.00
Classic Cocktails
- Amaretto Sour
Amaretto, House Sour Mix
$12.00 - Aperol Spritz
Equal parts Aperol and Prosecco with an orange garnish
$9.00 - Bee's Knees
Dry Gin, Lemon Juice, Honey Simple Syrup, Lavender Bitters with a lemon garnish
$12.00 - Cosmopolitan
Vodka, Orange Liqueur, Lime Juice, Cranberry Juice with an orange garnish
$12.00 - Daiquiri
Light Rum, Lime Juice, Demerara Syrup with a lime garnish
$10.00 - Espresso Martini
Vodka, Espresso Liqueur, Simple Syrup, Saline
$13.00 - Gimlet
Dry Gin, Simple Syrup, Lime Juice with a lime garnish
$10.00 - Jäeger Bomb
Jaeger and Redbull
$10.00 - Lemoncello Martini
Lemoncello, Vodka, Vermouth
$13.00 - Long Island Iced Tea
Gin, Vodka, Tequila, White Rum, Orange Liqueur, Cola with a lemon garnish
$13.00 - Manhattan
Rittenhouse Rye, Sweet Vermouth, Angostura Bitters with a cherry garnish
$11.00 - Martini
Vodka and Vermouth
$11.00 - Mimosa
Prosecco with your choice of Orange Juice, Pineapple Juice or Grapefruit Juice
$10.00 - Mojito
Fresh Mint Leaves, White Rum, Lime Juice, Simple Syrup with a lime garnish
$10.00 - Moscow Mule
Vodka, Lime Juice, Simple Syrup with a lime garnish
$9.00 - Negroni
Vermouth, Campari and Gin
$10.00 - Tom Collins
Gin, Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup with an orange and cherry garnish
$9.00
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Moscow Mule
Vodka, Lime Juice, Simple Syrup with a lime garnish
Whiskey
Gin
Cognac/Brandy
Shots
Specials
Wine
Wine by the Glass
- Cardwell Fenders Pinot Noir$9.00
- Concha y Toro Gran Reserva Malbec$10.00
- Sui Generis Red Blend$10.00
- Experience Cabernet$12.00OUT OF STOCK
- Salto Sangiovese$9.00OUT OF STOCK
- St Francis Cabernet$12.00
- Te Henga Sauvignon Blanc$9.00
- HB Picpou de Pinet$9.00
- SA Prumm Essence Riesling$10.00
- Raeburn Chardonnay$10.00
- CGT Vin Gris$9.00OUT OF STOCK
- Maschio Prosecco$10.00
- Villa Rossa Moscato D'Asti$9.00
Wine by the Bottle
- Experience Cab Bottle$38.00OUT OF STOCK
- Cardwell Bottle$30.00
- Sui Generis Bottle$32.00
- Salto Sangiovese Bottle$30.00
- Concha y Toro Gran Reserva Bottle$32.00
- St Frances Cabernet Bottle$38.00
- HB Picpou de Pinet Bottle$30.00
- SA Prumm Essence Riesling Bottle$32.00
- Raeburn Chardonnay Bottle$32.00
- Te Henga Sauvignon Blanc Bottle$28.00OUT OF STOCK
- Chateau Grand Traverse Vin Gris Bottle$30.00OUT OF STOCK
- Villa Rossa Moscato Bottle$30.00
- Maschio Prosecco Bottle$30.00
Sunday | 1:15 pm - 8:45 pm |
Monday | 4:15 pm - 9:45 pm |
Tuesday | 4:15 pm - 9:45 pm |
Wednesday | 4:15 pm - 9:45 pm |
Thursday | 4:15 pm - 9:45 pm |
Friday | 4:15 pm - 9:45 pm |
Saturday | 11:15 am - 10:45 pm |
The Foolery is a fine-dive bar that serves up a scratch-made Detroit-style, square pan pizza, featuring an inventive twist on the food, nostalgic craft cocktails and cold beer. Menu items are served up in a playful atmosphere denoting retro decor and that wall paneling found in grandma’s basement; all of the haphazard throwbacks in a niche neighborhood bar.