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The Foolery
10 Ionia Ave NW
Grand Rapids, MI 49503
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Featured Items
- BUILD-UR-OWN
Foolery Detroit-style pizza, house-made from scratch in those blue steel pans with the Wisconsin brick cheese and double-proofed dough. You decide what goes on it. *All pizzas are sized as 8x10" squares.
$18.00 - Hot Chicken Pizza
Buttermilk Fried Chicken, Hot Honey, Chives, Fool Sauce, Mozzarella *Foolery Detroit-style pizza, house-made from scratch in those blue steel pans with the Wisconsin brick cheese and double-proofed dough. All pizzas are sized as 8x10" squares.
$20.00 - Birria Egg Rolls
Birria, Cilantro, Onion, Queso Chihuahua Consommé *A fool fan favorite, these typically sellout.
$15.00
Food
Pizza
- BUILD-UR-OWN
Foolery Detroit-style pizza, house-made from scratch in those blue steel pans with the Wisconsin brick cheese and double-proofed dough. You decide what goes on it. *All pizzas are sized as 8x10" squares.
$18.00 - Barbar'Ann
Ham, Bacon, Jalapeños, Red Onion, House Pineapple Jam, Mozzarella *Foolery Detroit-style pizza, house-made from scratch in those blue steel pans with the Wisconsin brick cheese and double-proofed dough. All pizzas are sized as 8x10" squares.
$20.00 - Electric Forest
House Pesto, Local Oyster Mushroom Conserva, Garlic Confit, Truffle Oil, Mozzarella *Foolery Detroit-style pizza, house-made from scratch in those blue steel pans with the Wisconsin brick cheese and double-proofed dough. All pizzas are sized as 8x10" squares.
$24.00 - Hot Chicken Pizza
Buttermilk Fried Chicken, Hot Honey, Chives, Fool Sauce, Mozzarella *Foolery Detroit-style pizza, house-made from scratch in those blue steel pans with the Wisconsin brick cheese and double-proofed dough. All pizzas are sized as 8x10" squares.
$20.00 - Large Marge
Cherry Tomatoes, Basil, Garlic Oil, Balsamic Glaze, Mozzarella *Foolery Detroit-style pizza, house-made from scratch in those blue steel pans with the Wisconsin brick cheese and double-proofed dough. All pizzas are sized as 8x10" squares.
$20.00 - MCDC
Chicken, Bacon, Green Onion, Buffalo Sauce, Gorgonzola, Mozzarella *Foolery Detroit-style pizza, house-made from scratch in those blue steel pans with the Wisconsin brick cheese and double-proofed dough. All pizzas are sized as 8x10" squares.
$24.00 - The Big McCorkel
Hamburger, Relish, Shredded Lettuce, Sesame, House Mac Sauce, Mozzarella *Foolery Detroit-style pizza, house-made from scratch in those blue steel pans with the Wisconsin brick cheese and double-proofed dough. All pizzas are sized as 8x10" squares.
$23.00 - The East Beast
Artichokes, Kalamata Olives, Banana Peppers, Lemon Garlic Sauce, Feta, Mozzarella *Foolery Detroit-style pizza, house-made from scratch in those blue steel pans with the Wisconsin brick cheese and double-proofed dough. All pizzas are sized as 8x10" squares.
$20.00 - The Meat-za
Pepperoni, Salami, Capicola, Bacon, Fool Sauce, Mozzarella *Foolery Detroit-style pizza, house-made from scratch in those blue steel pans with the Wisconsin brick cheese and double-proofed dough. All pizzas are sized as 8x10" squares.
$24.00 - Chedda Bob Special$22.00
Shareables/Table Bread
- Birria Egg Rolls
Birria, Cilantro, Onion, Queso Chihuahua Consommé *A fool fan favorite, these typically sellout.
$15.00 - Pork Baha Nachos
Braised Baja Pork, Fried Tortilla Chips, Pickled Onions, Queso Fresco, Queso Blanco, Sriracha Aioli
$16.00 - Jerk Chicken Taquitos
House-Rolled Tortillas, Queso Fresco, Pineapple Pico, Pineapple & Toasted Coconut Crème Fraîche
$16.00 - Cheesi Arancheeni
Fried: Creamy Risotto, Marinara, Fresh Herbs, Mozzarella
$14.00 - Cheesi Table Bread
Flat Top Table Bread, Cheesi, Fool Sauce *Foolery house-made from scratch table bread. Four stix per order.
$12.00 - Hot Honey Table Bread
Flat Top Table Bread, House Hot Honey Drizzle, Garlic Ranch *Foolery house-made from scratch table bread. Four stix per order.
$9.00 - Apple Table Bread
Flat Top Table Bread, Michigan Apples, Balsamic Glaze, Feta Cheese *Foolery house-made from scratch table bread. Four stix per order.
$9.00 - Brussels Sprouts Ham
Oven-To-Table: Halved Brussels Sprouts, Ham, Caramelized Onions, Balsamic Glaze, Basil
$12.00 - Hot Honey Carrots
Oven-To-Table: Carrots, House Hot Honey Drizzle, Crispy Onions, Queso Fresco
$10.00 - Roasted Cauliflower
Oven-To-Table: Cauliflower Florets, Quinoa, Crazy Nuts, House Pesto
$10.00 - Bao Bun Special$15.00
Desserts
- Beet & Limoncello Doughnuts
Beet & Limoncello: Four house-made from scratch doughnut holes.
$9.00 - Cinnamon Sugar Doughnuts
Cinnamon & Sugar, Dulce De Leche Drizzle: Four house-made from scratch doughnut holes.
$9.00 - Fruity Pebble Doughnuts
Fruit Pebbles, Cereal Milk Icing: Four house-made from scratch doughnut holes.
$9.00
Salads
- Roasted Fennel Salad
Local Revolution Farm Greens, Fennel, Lardons, Gouda, Michigan Apples, Parsley, Walnuts, Oregano Vinaigrette
$13.00 - Anti-Pasta Panzanella
Arugula, Pickled Peppers, Tomatoes, Olives, Artichokes, Pepperoni, Mozzarella, Pizza Croutons, Italian Vinaigrette
$14.00 - Arugula
Charred Plum, Red Onion, Parmesan, Olive Oil, Lemon, Black Pepper, Pizza Croutons
$13.00 - Caesar
Romaine, Tin Fish, Parmesan, Pizza Croutons, Caesar Dressing
$13.00 - Classic Cobb
Iceberg, Hard Boiled Egg, Bacon, Tomatoes, Red Onion, Blue Cheese, Foolery Ranch
$14.00
Sauces
- 4oz Ranch
House-made garlic ranch. A must have with any za.
$2.00 - 4oz Foolery Sauce
Our super special house-made pizza sauce.
$2.00 - 2oz Ranch
House-made garlic ranch. A must have with any za.
$1.00 - 2oz Foolery Sauce
Our super special house-made pizza sauce.
$1.00 - 2oz Hot Honey
A house-made sweet heat honey. Drizzle it on literally anything to make it better.
$2.00
Beer
Packaged Beer/Cocktails
- Corona$4.50OUT OF STOCK
- Fuel N/A Blonde$5.00
- Fuel N/A IPA$5.00
- Guinness$5.00
- Hamm's$4.50
- High Noon Black Cherry$5.00
- High Noon Grapefruit$5.00
- High Noon Passion Fruit$5.00
- High Noon Pineapple$5.00
- High Noon Watermelon$5.00
- Long Drink$5.00
- Long Drink Peach$5.00
- Mich Ultra$4.50
- Miller High Life Bottle$4.00
- Modelo Bottle$4.50OUT OF STOCK
- Stroh's Bottle$4.50
- Good Boy John Daily$5.00
- Good Boy Tropical Strawberry Selzter$5.00
- NUTRL Pineapple$5.00
Draft Beer
NA Beverage
Red Bull
Pop/Juice/Coffee
- Coke
Detroit City Soda *Detroit City Soda is craft brewed in small batches with pure cane sugar, no GMO’s, and is gluten free. Craft brewed in Michigan since 1964.
$3.00 - Diet Coke
Detroit City Soda *Detroit City Soda is craft brewed in small batches with pure cane sugar, no GMO’s, and is gluten free. Craft brewed in Michigan since 1964.
$3.00 - Lemon/Lime
Detroit City Soda *Detroit City Soda is craft brewed in small batches with pure cane sugar, no GMO’s, and is gluten free. Craft brewed in Michigan since 1964.
$3.00 - Root Beer
Detroit City Soda *Detroit City Soda is craft brewed in small batches with pure cane sugar, no GMO’s, and is gluten free. Craft brewed in Michigan since 1964.
$3.00 - Cherry Coke
Detroit City Soda *Detroit City Soda is craft brewed in small batches with pure cane sugar, no GMO’s, and is gluten free. Craft brewed in Michigan since 1964.
$3.00 - Rock & Rye
Detroit City Soda *Detroit City Soda is craft brewed in small batches with pure cane sugar, no GMO’s, and is gluten free. Craft brewed in Michigan since 1964.
$3.00 - Lemonade
Detroit City Soda *Detroit City Soda is craft brewed in small batches with pure cane sugar, no GMO’s, and is gluten free. Craft brewed in Michigan since 1964.
$3.00 - Ginger Beer$3.00
- Cranberry Juice$4.00
- Orange Juice
Fresh-pressed, squeezed, and made in-house with a GIANT super fun juicer machine.
$4.00 - Pineapple Juice
Fresh-pressed, squeezed, and made in-house with a GIANT super fun juicer machine.
$4.00 - Tonic$3.00
- Coffee
Drip Coffee. *Locally roasted coffee from our Misfit Joint cousin, M.S.C.C. over in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
$3.00
Tonic
Liquor & Cocktails
Cocktails
- Tom's Mischief
House Aperol Ice Cream, Aperol, Prosecco, Olive Oil, Pinch of Salt
$14.00 - Diver Down
Rye, Aquavit, Aged Rum, Maple Syrup, Ango & Mole Bitters
$15.00 - Ferrari Express
Campari, Pathfinder, Luxardo Espresso Liquor, Saline
$15.00 - Fancy Pants
Prosecco, Campari, Club Soda, Saline, Orange Wheel, Side House-Brined Castelvetrano Olives
$12.00 - Pookie's Margarita
"What Pookie wants Pookie Gets" Tequila, Seedlip Garden, Pineapple Gum, Lime Juice, Absinthe
$14.00 - NA Fay-Go Red Pop
No Proof Cocktail: Berry Syrup, Lemon Juice, Seedlip Garden, Plum & Rootbeer Bitters, Club Soda *A sibling to the Fay-Go Grape Pop Cocktail, next-door at Social Misfits. Foolery Tip: Head there next to try it out! ;)
$8.00 - Smooth Criminal
Clarified Milk Punch: Bourbon, Scotch, Lemon, Sherry, Peach & Pistachio Oolong Tea, Pinot Noir
$15.00 - Banger
Japanese Whisky, Mezcal, Lemon Oleo, Raspberry Syrup
$13.00 - Pammy
Kinda like a paloma: Cappalletti, Mezcal, Grapefruit and Lime Juice, White Wine, Citric Acid
$15.00 - Ghost Negroni
Makrut Lime-Infused Luxardo Bitter Bianco, Gin, Blanc Vermouth, Dolin Genepy, Grapefruit
$15.00 - Indigo Child
Butterfly Pea Flower Gin, Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup, Lavender Bitters, Soda Water
$14.00 - Flower Bomb
Hibiscus Gin, Elderflower Liqueur, Lime, Strawberry
$12.00 - Hotel Water$12.00
- Dead Eye$14.00
Classic Cocktails
- Amaretto Sour
Amaretto, House Sour Mix
$12.00 - Aperol Spritz
Equal parts Aperol and Prosecco with an orange garnish
$9.00 - Bee's Knees
Dry Gin, Lemon Juice, Honey Simple Syrup, Lavender Bitters with a lemon garnish
$12.00 - Cosmopolitan
Vodka, Orange Liqueur, Lime Juice, Cranberry Juice with an orange garnish
$12.00 - Daiquiri
Light Rum, Lime Juice, Demerara Syrup with a lime garnish
$10.00 - Espresso Martini
Vodka, Espresso Liqueur, Simple Syrup, Saline
$13.00 - Gimlet
Dry Gin, Simple Syrup, Lime Juice with a lime garnish
$10.00 - Jäeger Bomb
Jaeger and Redbull
$10.00 - Lemoncello Martini
Lemoncello, Vodka, Vermouth
$13.00 - Long Island Iced Tea
Gin, Vodka, Tequila, White Rum, Orange Liqueur, Cola with a lemon garnish
$13.00 - Manhattan
Rittenhouse Rye, Sweet Vermouth, Angostura Bitters with a cherry garnish
$11.00 - Martini
Vodka and Vermouth
$11.00 - Mimosa
Prosecco with your choice of Orange Juice, Pineapple Juice or Grapefruit Juice
$10.00 - Mojito
Fresh Mint Leaves, White Rum, Lime Juice, Simple Syrup with a lime garnish
$10.00 - Moscow Mule
Vodka, Lime Juice, Simple Syrup with a lime garnish
$9.00 - Negroni
Vermouth, Campari and Gin
$10.00 - Tom Collins
Gin, Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup with an orange and cherry garnish
$9.00
Whiskey
Gin
Cognac/Brandy
Shots
Specials
Wine
Wine by the Glass
- Cardwell Fenders Pinot Noir$9.00
- Concha y Toro Gran Reserva Malbec$10.00
- Sui Generis Red Blend$10.00
- Experience Cabernet$12.00OUT OF STOCK
- Salto Sangiovese$9.00OUT OF STOCK
- St Francis Cabernet$12.00
- Te Henga Sauvignon Blanc$9.00
- HB Picpou de Pinet$9.00
- SA Prumm Essence Riesling$10.00
- Raeburn Chardonnay$10.00
- CGT Vin Gris$9.00OUT OF STOCK
- Maschio Prosecco$10.00
- Villa Rossa Moscato D'Asti$9.00
Wine by the Bottle
- Experience Cab Bottle$38.00OUT OF STOCK
- Cardwell Bottle$30.00
- Sui Generis Bottle$32.00
- Salto Sangiovese Bottle$30.00
- Concha y Toro Gran Reserva Bottle$32.00
- St Frances Cabernet Bottle$38.00
- HB Picpou de Pinet Bottle$30.00
- SA Prumm Essence Riesling Bottle$32.00
- Raeburn Chardonnay Bottle$32.00
- Te Henga Sauvignon Blanc Bottle$28.00OUT OF STOCK
- Chateau Grand Traverse Vin Gris Bottle$30.00OUT OF STOCK
- Villa Rossa Moscato Bottle$30.00
- Maschio Prosecco Bottle$30.00
Sunday | 1:15 pm - 8:45 pm |
Monday | 4:15 pm - 9:45 pm |
Tuesday | 4:15 pm - 9:45 pm |
Wednesday | 4:15 pm - 9:45 pm |
Thursday | 4:15 pm - 9:45 pm |
Friday | 4:15 pm - 9:45 pm |
Saturday | 11:15 am - 10:45 pm |
The Foolery is a fine-dive bar that serves up a scratch-made Detroit-style, square pan pizza, featuring an inventive twist on the food, nostalgic craft cocktails and cold beer. Menu items are served up in a playful atmosphere denoting retro decor and that wall paneling found in grandma’s basement; all of the haphazard throwbacks in a niche neighborhood bar.
10 Ionia Ave NW, Grand Rapids, MI 49503