Village Idiot Pub - Patchogue
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8 East Main Street
Patchogue, NY 11772
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LUNCH & DINNER-Mon-Fri
Appetizers
- Bodacious Tot-Tots$7.50
tater tots loaded with melted cheddar jack cheese, chopped bacon & fresh chives, drizzled with ranch dreaaing, served with sour cream
- Buffalo Chicken Dip$19.00
shredded chicken, blend of cheese & buffalo sauce in a bread bowl, served with celery, carrots & tortilla chips
- Cajun Seared Tuna$19.00
cajun seasoned ahi tuna, served over a bed of mixed greens with wasabi mayo and teriyaki drizzle
- Cheese Quesadilla.$6.00
- Chicken Fingers$13.00
served with honey mustard
- Disco Fries$6.00
crinkle cut fries smothered in mozzarella cheese & served with a side of gravy
- Fried Pickle Chips$6.00
tempura battered pickled chips, served with honey mustard or ranch
- Irish Balls$15.00
- Jumbo Hot Pretzel$5.50
served with mustard
- Marinated Steak Tidbits$21.00
marinated steak bits topped with blue cheese crumbles & scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis
- Mini Chicken Tacos$6.00
served with sides of sour cream & salsa, topped with shredded cheddar jack cheese
- Mozzarella Sticks$6.00
parmesan dusted with a side of house made marinara
- Nachos Locos$8.00
nachos smothered with melted cheddar jack cheese, sliced jalapenos, sour cream, black olives, pico de gallo, salsa & chili
- Onion Ring Tower$6.00
served with chipotle mayo
- Quesadilla$12.00
bacon, and cheddar jack cheese in a crispy tortilla with salsa, sour cream & pico de gallo
- Sit-N-Spinach Dip$19.00
an oversized bread bowl filled with marinated artichoke hearts, spinach & cream cheese blend, served with tortilla chips
- Stoopid Sampler$21.00
wings, fried pickle chips, mini chicken tacos, mozzarella sticks & onion rings, served with a appropriate dipping sauces
- Veggie Quesadilla$15.00
broccoli, peppers, onions, carrots, zucchini & cheddar jack cheese, served in a gluten free tortilla with salsa, sour cream & pico de gallo
- Basket of Fries$4.00
Wings
Freaking Fries
- Crinkle Cut$7.00
- Tater Tots$8.00
- Cajun Fries$8.00
- Sweet Potato Fries$8.00
- Waffle Fries$8.00
- Sweet Jesus Fries$14.00
sweet potato fries drizzled with house made cinnamon sauce, topped with glazed pecans
- Disco Fries$6.00
crinkle cut fries smothered in mozzarella cheese & served with a side of gravy
- Loaded Tater Tots$9.00
- Blue Cheese Dream$14.00
Sliders & Flatbreads
- BBQ Chicken Sliders$9.00
- Lobster Roll Sliders$20.00
house made lobster salad on toasted martin potato rolls
- Three Stooges Sliders$9.00
mini burgers topped with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle & 1000 island dressing on mini pretzel rolls
- V.I.P. Sliders$20.00
filet mignon sliders topped with provolone cheese, fresh arugual & horseradish mayo on mini pretzel rolls
- The Buffalo Flatbread$15.00
topped with our trademark buffalo chicken & melted mozzarella cheese, drizzled with ranch dressing
- Classic Margherita$13.00
- Chipotle BBQ Flat Bread$16.00
- Ala Vodka Flat Bread$16.00
Soups
Salads
- Bistro Salad$17.00
mesclun greens, fresh mozzarella & roasted red peppers, drizzled with balsamic glaze, topped with grilled chicken
- Cobb Salad$16.00
romaine lettuce, hard boiled egg, avocado, red onion, bacon, blue cheese crumbles & apple slices
- Large Garden Salad$12.00
romaine lettuce, tomato, carrots, red & green peppers, cucumber & red onion
- Large Caesar Salad$14.00
romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing, croutons & parmesan cheese
- Southwest Salad$18.00
romaine lettuce, black beans, roasted corn, red onion & cheddar jack cheese, served in a crispy tortilla bowl with cilantro lime vinaigrette, topped with cajun chicken
- The G.O.A.T.$18.00
mixed greens, goat cheese, avocado, roasted beets, grape tomatoes & pecans topped with grilled chicken
- TNT Salad$21.00
fried calamari & sliced seared tuna, tossed with baby bok choy, scallions, pickled ginger & sesame seeds, smothered in our thai chili sauce
Burgers
- BYOB$14.00
- Chipotle Chicken Burger$18.00
freshly made chicken burger topped with pepper jack cheese, tomato, avocado, red onion & southwest slaw
- Da Bomb Burger$19.00
- Marinated Burger$18.00
covered in our signature marinade
- Texas Burger$18.00
topped with fried jalapenos, fried onions, pepper jack cheese & BBQ sauce
- The Ace$19.00
stacked with 5 strips of bacon
- The Meathead$20.00
10oz burger stuffed with bacon, mushrooms, onions & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll
Sandwiches
- American Chicken Sandwich$17.00
breaded & fried chicken cutlet topped with American cheese & bacon on a pretzel roll
- Curly$18.00
grilled or blackened chicken, chipotle mayo & frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
- Filet McMuff$23.00
marinated petite filet mignon, sauteed mushrooms, onions & melted swiss cheese on an English muffin
- Grilled Cheese on Texas Toast$14.00
- Groovin Reuben$20.00
corned beef, melted swiss cheese, sauerkraut & Russian dressing on toasted rye
- Honey Garlic Chicken Sandwich$19.00
panko breaded chicken breast, honey garlic ginger sauce, melted parmesan shavings & cole slaw on a hero
- It's The Sh*t Sandwich$20.00
pulled pork, frazzled onions, cole slaw & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll
- Larry Po' Boy$20.00
grilled cajun shrimp, shredded lettuce, tomato, fried jalapenos, red onion, avocado & chipotle mayo on a toasted garlic hero
- Moe$19.00
hot roast beef & melted mozzarella cheese with choice of gravy or au jus on a toasted garlic hero
- Philly Cheese Steak$20.00
sliced roast beef, sauteed onions & peppers, Melted American & nacho cheeses on a hero
- Sliced Steak Sandwich$22.00
marinated & cooked to your liking, topped with frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
- Sweet Chicky Sandwich$17.00
grilled seasoned chicken, siwss cheese, bacon & crispy onions, topped with honey BBQ sauce on a pretzel roll
- Turkey Club$18.00
turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, applewood smoked bacon & chipotle mayo on a brioche bun
- Spicy Sarno Sandwich$19.00
- VIP Chopped Cheese$21.00
Wraps & Paninis
- Ahi Tuna Wrap$21.00
grilled ahi tuna, avocado, mixed greens, wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle
- Buffalo Soldier Wrap$17.00
fried buffalo chicken cutlet, lettuce, tomato & blue cheese dressing
- Cajun Shrimp Wrap$19.00
grilled cajun shrimp with onions, lettuce, tomato, pico de gallo & chipotle mayo
- Chicken Caesar Wrap$17.00
grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing & parmesan cheese
- El Diablo Wrap$18.00
grilled chicken, rice, avocado, provolone cheese, sauteed onions & chipotle sauce
- Healthy Italian Wrap$17.00
grilled chicken, arugula, sun dried tomato pesto & fresh mozzarella
- Oh-Hell-Thy Chicken Wrap$18.00
lightly seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon provolone cheese & ranch dressing
- Grilled Chicken Panini$18.00
grilled chicken, broccoli rabe, fresh mozzarella & pesto
- Roasted Veggie Panini$18.00
eggplant, red & green peppers, zucchini, pnions, tomato & fresh mozzarella, drizzled with balsamic glaze
- Tuscan Panini$18.00
Signature Dishes
- Dreamy Tortellini$23.00
tortellini tossed with shrimp, fresh spinach & grape tomatoes in a creamy alfredo sauce
- Idiot Francese$22.00
chicken cutlets sauteed in house made francese sauce, served over pasta
- Jazzy Jambalaya$21.00
cajun style chicken, andouille sausage & shrimp over a bed of rice
- Mrs. C's Chicken Cutlet$21.00
- Shepherd's Pie$19.00
- Chicken Scarpariello$24.00
- V.I.P. Pasta$21.00
- Chimichurri Sliced Steak$27.00
- Eggplant Parmesan$23.00
- Mac Daddy and Cheese$16.00
Tacos
Specials
- small garden salad
- small caesar salad
- Specials cup SOD
- Specials cup chicken noodle
- Specials cup Loaded Potato
- French Onion
- Soup Flight$16.50
- Pickleback Wings$14.00
- Buffalo Chicken Panini$18.00
- So Cal Burger$20.00
- Shrimp Fettucine$22.00
- Watermelon Burrata Salad$17.00
- Lobster Roll Sandwich$25.00
- Mac Daddy and Cheese$16.00
- Mac Daddy Burger$18.00
topped with house made mac n' cheese on a brioche bun
- Marry Me Pasta$20.00
Specials cup Loaded Potato
Kidiot Menu
- Kid Beverage
- Kidiot Burger$10.25
served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
- Kidiot Cheeseburger$10.25
served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
- Kidiot Chicken Fingers$10.25
served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
- Kidiot Grilled Cheese$10.25
served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
- Kidiot Hot Dog$10.25
served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
- Kidiot Mac n' Cheese$10.25
- Kidiot Penne$10.25
Sides
Extras
- 1000$2.00
- american$2.00
- avocado$5.00
- bacon$4.00
- balsamic$2.00
- balsamic glaze$2.00
- bbq$2.00
- BC crumble$2.00
- BC dressing$2.00
- buffalo$2.00
- cajun seasoning$1.50
- carrots$2.00
- celery$2.00
- cheddar jack$2.00
- chili$4.00
- chipotle mayo$2.00
- cole slaw$4.00
- Cheddar$2.00
- frazzled onions$2.00
- fried jalapenos$2.00
- gravy$2.00
- guacamole$5.00
- honey bbq$2.00
- honey mustard$2.00
- horseradish sauce$2.00
- lettuce$2.00
- maple mayo$2.00
- marinade$2.00
- mayo$1.50
- mozzarella$2.00
- mustard$1.50
- nacho cheese$2.00
- pepper jack$2.00
- pickle$2.00
- provolone$2.00
- ranch$2.00
- red onion$2.00
- Bacon$4.00
- salsa$2.00
- sauteed mushrooms$2.50
- sauteed onions$2.50
- sour cream$2.00
- spinach$4.00
- swiss$2.00
- tomato$2.00
- wasabi mayo$2.00
Desserts
Catering
- Full Tray Idiot Bits$120.00
- 1/2 Tray Idiot Bits$65.00
- Full Tray Wings$110.00
- 1/2 Tray Wings$60.00
- Full Tray Penne Ala Vodka$120.00
- 1/2 Tray Penne Ala Vdoka$65.00
- Full Tray Steak Tidbits$200.00
- 1/2 Tray Steak Tidbits$110.00
- Full Tray Chicken Francese$145.00
- 1/2 Tray Chicken Francese$80.00
- Full Tray Sausage and Peppers$110.00
- 1/2 Tray Sausage and Peppers$60.00
- Full Tray Chicken Fingers$100.00
- 1/2 Tray Chicken Fingers$55.00
- Full Tray Mozz Stix$110.00
- 1/2 Tray Mozz Stix$60.00
- Full Tray Mini Tacos$110.00
- 1/2 Tray Mini Tacos$60.00
- Full Tray Three Stooges Sliders (24 sliders)$110.00
- 1/2 Tray Three Stooges Sliders (12 sliders)$60.00
- Full Tray Mac and Cheese$80.00
- 1/2 Tray Mac and Cheese$45.00
- Full Tray French Fries$45.00
- 1/2 Tray French Fries$25.00
- Full Tray Garden Salad$75.00
- 1/2 Tray Garden Salad$40.00
- Full Tray Caesar Salad$75.00
- 1/2 Tray Caesar Salad$40.00
Groupon Food (During Happy Hour Only)
- Groupon Disco FF$11.00
- Groupon 8 Wings$15.00
- Groupon Onion Ring Tower$12.00
- Groupon Fried Pickles$12.00
- Groupon BBQ Chicken Sliders$18.00
- Groupon Basket of FF$8.00
- Groupon Mozz Stix$12.00
- Groupon Cheese Quesadilla$12.00
- Groupon Nachos$16.00
- Groupon Bodacious Tots$15.00
- Groupon Three Stooges Sliders$18.00
- Groupon Pretzel$11.00
- Groupon Mini Tacos$12.00
- Groupon Idiot Bits$16.00
Groupon Beer and Wine (During Happy Hour Only)
- Groupon Budlight Draft$5.50
- Groupon Miller Lite Draft$5.50
- Groupon Blue Moon$7.00
- Groupon Guinness$8.00
- Groupon Montauk Juicy$8.00
- Groupon Bud light Bottle$6.50
- Groupon Bud Bottle$6.50
- Groupon Coors Light Bottle$6.50
- Groupon Corona$7.50
- Groupon Corona Light$7.50
- Groupon Heineken$7.50
- Groupon Heineken Light$7.50
- Groupon Michelob Ultra$7.50
- Groupon Miller Lite Bottle$6.50
- Groupon House Red$8.00
- Groupon Pinot Grigo$8.00
- Groupon Chardonnay$8.00
- Groupon Sauvignon Blanc$8.00
- Groupon White Zinfadel$8.00
BREAKFAST- Sun
Omelettes
- Greek$12.00
spinach, feta cheese & onions
- Veggie Overload$13.00
peppers, onions, spinach, mushrooms & tomato
- Western$12.00
ham, peppers, onions & cheddar cheese
- Mama's Meat$14.00
ham, bacon & sausage
- Skinny Chicky$15.00
three egg whites, grilled chicken, avocado & choice of cheese
- Eater's Choice$13.00
choice of three ingredients
Fiesta Favorites
- Huevos Rancheros$14.00
two corn tortillas topped with refried black beans, chorizo sausage, two over easy eggs & house made salsa
- South of the Boarder$13.00
three scrambled eggs with peppers, onions, jalapeno, black beans, tomato & cheddar cheese, served in a burrito
- Breakfast Quesadilla$14.00
three scrambled eggs, sauteed onions, choice of ham, bacon, or sausage links & cheese in a tortilla topped with tomato and spicy hollandaise
- Jester Tacos$15.00
three soft tortillas filled with scrambled eggs and melted cheddar cheese, topped with chorizo, grape tomatoes, scallions, jalapenos & grilled corn, served with home fries
- Mexi-Omelet$14.00
avocado, tomato, jalapenos & pepper jack cheese, topped with salsa, served with home fries & toast
B. Sandwiches
- Cali Style BLT$14.00
sliced turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato & avocado on a kaiser roll
- Caprese Panini$14.00
fresh mozzarella, tomato & basil, drizzled with EVOO & balsamic glaze, served on freshly pressed ciabatta bread
- Classic BLT$12.00
bacon, lettuce & tomato on choice of toast
- Eggy McMuff$7.00
one egg and choice of ham, bacon or sausage links on a english muffin
- Greek Salad Wrap$13.00
mixed greens, black olives, cucumbers, tomato, red onion, peppers & feta cheese in your choice of wrap
- Sunrise Burger$15.00
an 8oz burger topped with bacon, choice of cheese and two fried eggs
- Von Kaiser$9.00
two eggs, cheese & choice of ham, bacon or sausage links on kaiser roll
- Waffle Sandwich$13.00
ham, swiss cheese, two eggs over medium & maple mustard butter, sandwiched in a house made belgian waffle
- B. Grilled Cheese$12.00
The Benedicts
- The Original$12.00
canadian bacon, poached eggs & hollandaise on an open-faced english muffin
- Veggie Benny$15.00
grilled tomato, avocado, spinach, poached eggs & hollandaise on an open-faced english muffin
- The McFee$14.00
house made corned beef hash, poached eggs & hollandaise on an open-faced english muffin
- The Pincher$16.00
house made crab cakes, poached eggs & hollandaise on an open-faced english muffin
Platters
- Avocado Toast$15.00
fresh avocado spread onto toasted rye bread, drizzled with EVOO & sprinkles with black pepper
- Breakfast in Bread$14.00
a bread bowl filled with three scrambled eggs, corned beef hash, peppers, onions & melted cheddar jack cheese
- Build Your Own Platter$12.00
two eggs, home fries, toast & your choice of one: bacon, sausage links, ham or canadian bacon
- Idiot Platter$16.00
three eggs, ham, bacon, sausage, two pancakes, home fries & toast
- My Cousin Vinny$11.00
two fried eggs, bacon & grits
- Southern Biscuits$10.00
served with home fries & sausage gravy
- Steak & Eggs$17.00
served with home fries & toast
- Under the Sea Sizzler$17.00
two eggs scrambled with home fries, lobster, crab, shrimp & choice of cheese, served with toast
Batter Up
B. Sides
Wings
Extras
- 1000$2.00
- american$2.00
- avocado$5.00
- bacon$4.00
- balsamic$2.00
- balsamic glaze$2.00
- bbq$2.00
- BC crumble$2.00
- BC dressing$2.00
- buffalo$2.00
- cajun seasoning$1.50
- carrots$2.00
- celery$2.00
- cheddar jack$2.00
- chili$4.00
- chipotle mayo$2.00
- cole slaw$4.00
- Cheddar$2.00
- frazzled onions$2.00
- fried jalapenos$2.00
- guacamole$5.00
- honey bbq$2.00
- honey mustard$2.00
- horseradish sauce$2.00
- lettuce$2.00
- maple mayo$2.00
- marinade$2.00
- mayo$1.50
- mozzarella$2.00
- mustard$1.50
- nacho cheese$2.00
- pepper jack$2.00
- pickle$2.00
- provolone$2.00
- ranch$2.00
- red onion$2.00
- Bacon$4.00
- salsa$2.00
- sauteed mushrooms$2.50
- sauteed onions$2.50
- sour cream$2.00
- spinach$4.00
- swiss$2.00
- tomato$2.00
Fathers Day Brunch
Catering (Copy)
- Full Tray Idiot Bits$120.00
- 1/2 Tray Idiot Bits$65.00
- Full Tray Wings$110.00
- 1/2 Tray Wings$60.00
- Full Tray Penne Ala Vodka$120.00
- 1/2 Tray Penne Ala Vdoka$65.00
- Full Tray Steak Tidbits$200.00
- 1/2 Tray Steak Tidbits$110.00
- Full Tray Chicken Francese$145.00
- 1/2 Tray Chicken Francese$80.00
- Full Tray Sausage and Peppers$110.00
- 1/2 Tray Sausage and Peppers$60.00
- Full Tray Chicken Fingers$100.00
- 1/2 Tray Chicken Fingers$55.00
- Full Tray Mozz Stix$110.00
- 1/2 Tray Mozz Stix$60.00
- Full Tray Mini Tacos$110.00
- 1/2 Tray Mini Tacos$60.00
- Full Tray Three Stooges Sliders (24 sliders)$110.00
- 1/2 Tray Three Stooges Sliders (12 sliders)$60.00
- Full Tray Mac and Cheese$80.00
- 1/2 Tray Mac and Cheese$45.00
- Full Tray French Fries$45.00
- 1/2 Tray French Fries$25.00
- Full Tray Garden Salad$75.00
- 1/2 Tray Garden Salad$40.00
- Full Tray Caesar Salad$75.00
- 1/2 Tray Caesar Salad$40.00
Sunday | 8:00 am - 3:59 am |
Monday | 8:00 am - 3:59 am |
Tuesday | 8:00 am - 3:59 am |
Wednesday | 8:00 am - 3:59 am |
Thursday | 8:00 am - 3:59 am |
Friday | 8:00 am - 3:59 am |
Saturday | 8:00 am - 3:59 am |
Come in and enjoy!
8 East Main Street, Patchogue, NY 11772